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It’s finally Friday for you folks. To celebrate, have some more shorts.

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Update: Looks like it’s a load of shit. Too bad.

Original: Someone’s claiming to be Surfer Girl. They’re also claiming that Microsoft will show its heavily-rumoured slim 360 at E3 in June.

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Sadness. Surfer Girl’s made her last post, saying that the point of her blog was to “force folks to pay attention to important things going on in the real world and encourage them to become activists for social and political progress. I probably failed miserably, but at least I tried.”

You didn’t fail, lady. Our newsreader’s been full of politics for months thanks to you. And you always made us laugh. And you were on the money most of the time, which is more than can be said for half the fucking jokers given to pouring crap into our hard drives every day.

We salute you. RIP.

We just wanted to post the words “somber minimalist masterpiece Urban Freestyle Soccer”, really. Latest from Surfer Girl:

1) CD Projekt Red’s next title, which walks like a The Witcher sequel and talks a The Witcher sequel, will also be hitting consoles.
2) Gusto Games, the developer of the somber minimalist masterpiece Urban Freestyle Soccer, is working on “a children’s survival horror title” (I’m not kidding, those were the exact words that someone used to describe this to me). Guinness World Records better watch its back.
3) I am told The Undertones’ “Teenage Kicks” will be in Guitar Hero IV. Definitely apropos.