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Space Marine reviews begin trickling in – everything here

Videogames have proven themselves adept storytellers, effective learning tools, and profoundly able to support whatever the hell WarioWare is. Sometimes, though, you just want to slip out of your pretentious pants, throw on something comfy, and kill everything until even its ghost’s ghost is dead. Enter Space Marine. No cover, no notions of so-called “realism” […]

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Review Round-up headlines

  • Dead Space 2 review round-up: horrifyingly good

    Dead Space 2 looks great and all, but let’s face it: It’s not always easy to trust reviews that barge onto the Internet shouting “first!” like they took etiquette lessons from, well, the Internet. Fortunately, the embargo’s up for everyone else, and now Dead Space 2 gets to face the music for real. So, how’d […]

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  • Kinect review round-up OF DOOM: everything in one place!

    The embargo’s officially lifted on Kinect, and boy was it damming back a serious flood of content. As in, this may be the Internet’s Noah’s Ark. Seriously people, grab two of whatever rodent happens to be scurrying through your house, build a boat, and jump past the break. Oh, and don’t forget to bring a […]

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  • Rock Band 3 review round-up: third time's a charm

    The music game genre? Stagnating? Not on Harmonix’s watch – which probably features a tiny person windmill-strumming a guitar in place of normal hands. Just when you thought you’d cast aside your tumultuous life of touring from living room to living room and having legions of women throw themselves as far as possible from you, […]

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  • Enslaved review round-up: sleeper game of the year?

    The fall game avalanche is very nearly in full swing, so you know what that means: it’s time for a bunch of amazing games to start slipping through the cracks. Thanks for nothing, holiday season! If you’re feeling adventurous, though, for the love of God, try Enslaved. Early reviews are pegging it as a game […]

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  • First Tony Hawk: RIDE reviews are... mixed

    The first reviews of Tony Hawk: Ride have started to trickle in, and sprained ankles and bruised egos seem to be the name of the game here. Well, mostly. So, is this the large plastic, skateboard-shaped nail in the Tony Hawk franchise’s coffin? Let’s take a look. Game Informer – 5.75/10 G4 – 1/5 (!) […]

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  • Left 4 Dead 2 reviews - all in one place!

    Left 4 Dead 2′s nearly upon us, but you’re no mindless zombie, shambling from hyped-game to hyped-up game. No – when someone else tells you what to buy, you’ll only heed their word if there’s a number attached. Otherwise, no deal. So, in your honor, here’s the Internet’s initial horde of Left 4 Dead 2 […]

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  • Embargoing, going, gone - Halo 3: ODST reviews, all in one place!

    The embargo on Halo 3: ODST has lifted! We’ve scoured the Internet and found every* review – every opinion, every ounce of knowledge – of the game and posted them all here. Just for you! Have a look-see! Kotaku – No score (More blue paragraphs than red, though. That’s good, right?) Joystiq – No score […]

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