Tag Archives: grow up

Thu, May 21, 2009 | 14:25 BST

Square latest Japanese firm gripped by swine panic

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Square Enix is the latest Japanese publisher to pull back on its E3 attendance thanks to swine flu fears, telling GI it’s now only going to send a skeleton crew from Japan.

“A limited number of executives/employees from Square Enix’s headquarters in Japan will be attending E3 this year, given the recent worldwide spread of H1N1 flu,” said the company in a statement.

Capcom and Koei are also cowering in Japan thanks to the recent pig disease worry.

What’s wrong with you people? Bloody rubbish.

Thu, Jun 19, 2008 | 07:31 BST

EA bans porny Spore creature

Oh noes. EA will spoil all the sexy Spore “fun”! According to this GamesRadar story, someone’s had an email from EA complaining she was making sex-related Spore Creatures. Unlike the rest of the planet, obviously.

“Your Electronic Arts account has been flagged for violating the Electronic Arts Inc Terms of Service,” the firm said in an email. “We believe that the violation or behavior is serious enough to bring to your attention as it may impact your future access to the service.”

The lady in question had made a tit monster. We have nothing else to add.