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Wed, Aug 13, 2008 | 08:56 BST
You couldn’t make this up. New Lara model Alison Carroll reckons Lara Croft has all the things a man wants in a woman.
“She’s got everything that a woman aspires to be like and everything that a man would like to meet,” she told the BBC.
Carroll’s comments came after her faff was smeared all over the internet this morning is some fairly astonishing bury-me-in-a-y-shaped-coffin promotional shots.
Despite the ignominy, though, Alison’s up-beat about the whole affair. And why not? Before landing the Lara job she was a receptionist gymnast in Croyden. As you do.
“It’s an amazing opportunity,” she said. “Lara is strong, athletic, confident and independent so it’s a huge responsibility to take on her role.”
More through the link.
Tue, Aug 12, 2008 | 10:28 BST
Carroll’s a gymnast, so doesn’t have too much of a problem with high kicks. We hope “have your freshly waxed, barely concealed genitals plastered all over the internet” was in her contract, frankly.
See for yourself.