Oh... Really. Wells that pretty cool. I guess your using the fibre optics that everyone's raving about. Thats pretty nice of you to personally install fibre optics to every single person in the UK.
Hey look a little input for my postcode to see when you will visit my house. Wait... what...
"Looks like the postcode you entered is not in a Virgin Media fibre optic broadband area. No worries. If you're a Virgin Media customer getting broadband down your phone line, the good news is you're already getting the fastest speed we can give you.
If you're not with us yet, then take a look at our latest broadband offers."
WOW. What a surprise. I particularly like the fact they state I already have the highest speed I can with it barely reaching 3MB/S. Thanks for that, I see that Ad everywhere and for nothing.
Its probably because I live in some tiny village in the middle of bloody nowhere.
Although to be fair I'm not actually with Virgin. But I don't want to be fair.