Honestly enjoyed that more than any review I've read so far.
Best BF3 Review Ever(11 posts)
definitely the most perfect review ive seen, because the game is total shit.
I think it's great, and I think the "review" is 100% satirical, but a bit of goodhearted trolling is what the internet is all about.
It's like only using Modern Warfare characters as avatars on your Battlelog.
That one is pretty great too. Although it exposes them as Canadians, and so robs them of all credibility as human beings.
Who said satire is dead?
Though many a true word spoken in jest, that bit about people running into your gun? Spot on. I've had so much close quarter combat I swapped my Support Gunners lmg for a pp2000.
Can't wait for the ump45....
What's the difference between this & CoD again? ;)
@OrbitMonkey That's not really a question about the game though xP Some people just like to rush which sends them to their deaths. Without these people we would have a worse time getting up our killstreaks :P
Btw, i really want SNOW multiplayer level
"Suck My Dick Studios" FTW
Actually the worst thing about BF3 to me is how little aggression you get out of the people you play with.
We can all agree that rushing across a wide open space just waiting for someone to blow your brains out isn't very clever, but it's amazing to me how much people just love sitting on their asses and doing absolutely nothing except exchanging shots and kills with the other side, when it gets them absolutely nowhere.
That's not how you win a game, or a war for that matter. Aggression, movement, unpredictability.
MP mechanics are far to flawed and MP gamers way to spoilt in order to provide a decent experience.
thats my 90/10 rule.
90% of players are just useless if u realy want to utilize more than 10% of the given possibilities of an MP more advanced than ffa.
devs should provide an "serious play option". MP servers where ur expected to act like the game intends u to act.
The title picked up all the strengths of modern first-person shooter, and offers some of the best players can only show the date of the game until combined experience. All this while hanging trademark battle nature. Battlefield 3 works.
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