You.
Can't.
Beat.
It.
Two eggs, two rounds of toast and marmite: cup of tea
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Posted 3 years ago #
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...well you can beat the eggs.
Posted 3 years ago # -
You could beat it with a dog turd with that marmite in the mix.
Posted 3 years ago # -
Well it would be the same. Given that Marmite and dog turd are one and the same. In fact iirc "Marmite" is one of the many words for different kinds of dog turd. Much like "slush" is to snow.
/wonders what that 70s white dog turd was actually called.
Posted 3 years ago # -
YOU FOOLS!!
I'm going back for more today.
Posted 3 years ago # -
I see you and raise you three sausage rolls and a Lucozade Orange.
Breakfast of champions.
Posted 3 years ago # -
heh, if you're talking the real breakfast of champions, that's what I had this morning: a coffee and a cigarette! :)
Posted 3 years ago # -
Banana followed by toasted, buttered crumpets and tea = pure win.
Posted 3 years ago # -
I was always under the impression that a 4-pack of Stella and a packet of Silk Cut was the breakfast of champions.
Posted 3 years ago # -
My breakfast today was a mini twix and a can of coke.
Posted 3 years ago # -
cup of tay and cig.
tay is Irish slang for tea.Posted 3 years ago # -
I'm gonna have a cup o' cha and an oily in a tick.
Posted 3 years ago # -
I respect all of your opinions, but they are shitty and wrong.
Breakfast is and lways will be egg and soldiers, WITH English breakfast. Thats for the true Gods.
Either that or cold meats/cheese/paprika and spreads/sauces and breads.
GOD, I am fuckign insanely hungry.
Posted 3 years ago # -
Still no props for my Eggcellent pun.
anywho, breakfast = practically ANYTHING accompanied by at least 1 oversized mug of Tea, preferably Earl Grey
Posted 3 years ago # -
that's all wrong, you're going to get a fucking gastritis with all that stuff. my breakfast is always oatmeal.
Posted 3 years ago # -
What the fuck happened to cereal?
I still eat that stuff twice a day...
Posted 3 years ago # -
Butter fresh rolls and chocolate milk this morning. Took my boy and dog to te forest and ate it there. Nature-win.
Posted 3 years ago # -
We got chickens recently. You can't beat a just laid poached egg... Marvellous...
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