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1. mart
   Key Master

   I'm writing to complain about rubbish support for proper beards in games. In recent memory, I have been disappointed by the lacklustre beard offerings in:

   * Skate 2
   * EVE Online
   * Sony Home

   The only game lately that has managed to pull off half decent, thick, manly facial carpeting is Fallout 3, so hats off to Bethesda. Sadly, there are still countless other examples of shoddy choices of beard emulation available for my various avatars.

   So come on devs, it's time to get serious about beards. I want lustrous, bushy growth on my polygonal visages, and I want it now.

   Posted 4 years ago #

2. Patrick Garratt
   Key Master

   WAR's dwarfs have sensational beards.

   Posted 4 years ago #

3. Retroid
   Member

   Home pissed me off greatly by its total lack of beards when it first went live.

   :{D>

   Posted 4 years ago #

4. reask
   Member

   Snake would have looked nice with a smig alright. :)

   Posted 4 years ago #

5. Gheritt White
   Member

   Fable 2 has a nice selection of beards.

   Posted 4 years ago #

6. Roybott
   Member

   Theres a lack of real facial hair for Avatars on XBL, but I think Saints Row 2 had 'reasonable' beards... although I cant remember that well!

   Posted 4 years ago #

7. Anonymous
   Unregistered

   Beard

   Posted 4 years ago #

8. mart
   Key Master

   Ah Guybrush. From a time when beards were a god damn status symbol. How times have changed.

   Posted 4 years ago #

9. Ireland Michael
   Moderator

   Having been cursed with one of the most manly beards known to man, I pledge dedication to the cause of seeing that video games properly support us bearded individuals in a way that show us PROPER RESPECT!

   ...

   Everyone... TO petitiononline.com!!

   Posted 4 years ago #

10. mart
    Key Master

    /petitions online

    Posted 4 years ago #

11. LockeTribal
    Member

    Didn't the guy in Headhunter on the DC have a beard? Slightly Chuck Norris-esque if I remember correctly.

    Posted 4 years ago #

12. BraveArse
    Member

    HOME pissed me off royally with it's beard-choice. Something sinister about designers who treat beardies in that way. Obviously not lifestyle enough. We definitely need more beardy heroes imo and not just in gaming either...

    /hopes F1 drivers will be sporting Lemmies this year. Button and Alonso are always good for a beard or at least some "sidey". Hamilton just doesn't look like he could grow one though... at least not yet.

    Posted 4 years ago #

13. Hunam
    Member

    Beards are for paedophiles.

    Posted 4 years ago #

14. Retroid
    Member

    /Grooms Hunam

    Posted 4 years ago #

15. KevinVsKalvin
    Member

    The Beards Of Fallout 3

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_ED2zQvJzo

    Because no one else had done it.

    Posted 4 years ago #

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