I just realized that Escape Goat wasn't on Steam, and apparently that's because it's stuck in purgato... Greenlight.
It's pretty much the best platformer I've played since Super Meat Boy, and you should really give it a try here:
Super simple, super fun. These guys deserve support.
And once you've played it and realized that you love it, you should go here and vote for it, as well as the sequel:
And then you can go here and be like "Haha, I get it":