SKY SPORTS BREAKING NEWS...
Newcastle Utd has announced that next years sponsord will be tampax...
A spokeman for tampax said:
"To sponsor a bunch of fannys going through a bad period is exactly our purpose..."
Joke
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Statiscally, 5 people out of 6 enjoy gang rape
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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Nigerian man are waiting patiently for news of the birth of their children at the hospital. A midwife enters and says "Well we have good news and bad news. The good news is that we have three healthy baby boys, the bad news is that we had a little mix up and we are not sure which is which - can you help us?".
So the men go to the delivery suite and immediately the Englishman walks up to the little black baby and says "Yep this one is mine". The Nigerian man looks a little confused. "Surely he is my little boy?". The Englishman walks up to him and whispers in his ear "I see where you're coming from, but it's fifty-fifty one of the other two is French and I just can't take that chance".
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That joke is RACIST!!!
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Xenophobic I think you'll find. Seriously, I'd find it hilarious if a French person told it and the roles were reversed.
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I was only joking...
It's a (bad) joke thread!
See what I did there?? Hehe...
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It's a quality gag :). I like the misdirection element to it.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
The Interupting Cow.
The Interupti...
MOOOOO!Posted 4 years ago # -
That's good. I'll use that one.
It's not as good as this one though:
What's brown and sticky?
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A stick!Posted 4 years ago # -
Orange and sounds like a Parrot?
A carrot!
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Nerdy joke coming up:
Knock knock!
Who's there?
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JavaPosted 4 years ago # -
Nerdy jokes...
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A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. the bartender asks him "whats wrong?". The byte says "parity error", the bartender nods and says "yeah, i thought you looked a bit off"Posted 4 years ago # -
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk. They connect. They end up leaving together. They get back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, filled with teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall. She is immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There are small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.
She finds it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears. Quite impressed by his sensitive side, she turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they lie there together basking in the afterglow. She rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"
He gently smiles at her, looks deeply into her eyes and says, "Pretty good. Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
It drove down the road and turned into a field.
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Two snowmen.
One says to the other "Can you smell carrots?"
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person A :My Wife is an Angel
Person B :You're in Luck !,mine is still alive !Posted 4 years ago # -
A man walked into a bar and said "ouch!"
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A seal walked in to a club..
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Why did the little girl fall off the tree?.
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.'cos she didn't have any arms.Posted 4 years ago # -
haha
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xD
I was gonna do the whole 'dyslexic man walked into a bra', one, but an armless girl is just funny to picture.
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A man goes home to his wife and shows her his latest tattoo, a spreadsheet on his chest.
"You've really Excelled yourself this time!" she says.
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TEH MICROSOFT BIAS!
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