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An open letter to that egotistical prick Pat Garrett
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Posted 2 years ago #
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pssssst, it's Garratt.
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I saw the title and though... shit, shatner's found a way back from the ban. :D
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"Who the hell is Pat Garratt"
"No idea son, but we've got a job to do"
"sure thing boss, i'll round up the posse"
"There’s no time"
“Are you sure we can take him, I heard he’s fast”
“Fast or not, I’m not letting that two bit criminal get away”
“No disrespect, but this ain’t no ordinary criminal Marshal”
“I thought better of you Junior, you’ve let those tales go to your head and muddled your thinking”
“They say he’s the most wanted man in New Mexico”
“He’s just a kid”
…….
“well ok, how we gonna do this Pa?”Posted 2 years ago # -
I love you, too. I love everyone.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Do you love Hitler?
Posted 2 years ago # -
"I'm giving you till the count of three Bill, then we're comin in blazing"
[furniture moving]
"I don't think he's gonna come quietly boss"
"1"
[muffled voices, shrill scream]
"If he hurts Betty..."
"2"
[Smashed glass]
"The window!"
"3"
[Splintered wood, gun shots, garbled screams]
......
[Gun smoke clears]
"Good work deputy, you've just bagged yourself a legend"Posted 2 years ago #
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