http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=6802 Just another bbPress community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:46:28 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://www.vg247.com/forum/search.php http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=6802#post-39124 Tue, 06 Nov 2012 20:08:22 +0000 Custard Ganet 39124@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ <p>For the same site. </p> <p>Hi, my name is Reggie Fils-Aime. I am the Nintendo of America president and I’m here to tell you something important.</p> <p>Tomorrow, when you go up to that polling booth and have to make a decision, make the right choice. Vote for Mitt Romney. Let me explain to you why Romney is the president for gamers and Nintendo alike.</p> <p>What if Bowser had to provide health insurance to every single Koopa Troopa in his force? That would get expensive and coins are very difficult to obtain in the Mushroom Kingdom. Under a new mandate, he would have to enforce KoopaKare which is illegal under the Mushroom Kingdom Constitution. Bowser would have to cut down on his army and it would prove disastrous for his plans to kidnap Peach. Under President Obama, the unemployment rate will go up.</p> <p>How about this instead: what if Samus Aran got taxed excessively for the large bounties she receives from the Galactic Federation? She would no longer be able to afford her power suits that she uses to protect the citizens from Space Pirate attacks. She would be putting innocent lives in danger just because the government wants more money. Under President Obama, American lives are at risk to terrorism.</p> <p>If that doesn’t scare you, what if Captain Olimar chose to use illegal Pikmin to retrieve his treasure? For this example, let’s call them Brown Pikmin. These Brown Pikmin came from another planet and took the jobs away from honest Red, White and Blue Pikmin. We shouldn’t blame Captain Olimar because he has a job to do. We should blame those Brown Pikmin for coming over and expecting the same treatment as other Pikmin. Under President Obama, illegal immigration violence will increase.</p> <p>What if Princess Zelda had to choose someone other than Link as the Hero of Time? Despite him being the most qualified person for the job, the citizens complained that throughout history, he was always the chosen one. Princess Zelda was then forced to choose someone else to wield the sword and shield and then that person lost against Ganon. The entirety of Hyrule would be destroyed. Under President Obama, life will be made harder for white Americans.</p> <p>And don’t get me started about Star Fox. So please, when you choose your candidate for president, make the right choice. Mitt Romney 2012. Now enjoy this trailer for The Wonderful 101.</p> <p>When asked for a comment, Mitt Romney replied, “I love Pokémon. I love that little plumber and how he fights that Zelda guy. It’s great.”</p> <p>:) </p> http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=6802#post-39121 Tue, 06 Nov 2012 18:08:18 +0000 Yoshi 39121@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ <p>Firstly we know Valve dislikes Win8 but they're not going to disregard all the other Win versions because of it XD </p> http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=6802#post-39101 Tue, 06 Nov 2012 13:45:30 +0000 DrDamn 39101@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ <p>I think it's kind of a gaming based The Onion. It's meant to be "funny". </p> http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=6802#post-39095 Tue, 06 Nov 2012 12:52:43 +0000 mongbatstar 39095@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ <p>Ha, I'd not seen the other articles.</p> <p>What a weird site. </p> http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=6802#post-39086 Tue, 06 Nov 2012 10:58:20 +0000 freedoms_stain 39086@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ <p>That site is full of obvious bullshit. Halo 4 has apparently been cancelled and nobody else is running the story guys!</p> <p>I'm inclined to disregard this. </p> http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=6802#post-39085 Tue, 06 Nov 2012 10:31:40 +0000 mongbatstar 39085@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://p4r.buzzleberry.com/?p=357" rel="nofollow">http://p4r.buzzleberry.com/?p=357</a></p> <p>This is mental. No way is Linux mature enough for this. But if it's true, I admire his balls. </p>