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VG247 Forum » Topic: Joke http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=167 Just another bbPress community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 09:05:32 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://www.vg247.com/forum/search.php Anonymous on "Joke" http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=167#post-2842 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 09:46:47 +0000 Anonymous 2842@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ TEH MICROSOFT BIAS! Patrick Garratt on "Joke" http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=167#post-2841 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 09:35:56 +0000 Patrick Garratt 2841@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ A man goes home to his wife and shows her his latest tattoo, a spreadsheet on his chest. "You've really Excelled yourself this time!" she says. No_PUDding on "Joke" http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=167#post-2666 Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:33:47 +0000 No_PUDding 2666@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ xD I was gonna do the whole 'dyslexic man walked into a bra', one, but an armless girl is just funny to picture. Patrick Garratt on "Joke" http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=167#post-2650 Mon, 06 Apr 2009 08:59:43 +0000 Patrick Garratt 2650@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ haha Gheritt White on "Joke" http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=167#post-2645 Mon, 06 Apr 2009 00:03:36 +0000 Gheritt White 2645@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ Why did the little girl fall off the tree?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'cos she didn't have any arms. ecu on "Joke" http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=167#post-2640 Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:04:35 +0000 ecu 2640@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ A seal walked in to a club.. Cyborger on "Joke" http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=167#post-2629 Sat, 04 Apr 2009 03:46:44 +0000 Cyborger 2629@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ A man walked into a bar and said "ouch!" Sherif Saed on "Joke" http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=167#post-2614 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 22:35:05 +0000 Sherif Saed 2614@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ person A :My Wife is an Angel Person B :You're in Luck !,mine is still alive ! Anonymous on "Joke" http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=167#post-2577 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 12:34:04 +0000 Anonymous 2577@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ Two snowmen. One says to the other "Can you smell carrots?" Mike on "Joke" http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=167#post-2571 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:58:27 +0000 Mike 2571@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ Did you hear the one about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field. Anonymous on "Joke" http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=167#post-2570 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:53:39 +0000 Anonymous 2570@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk. They connect. They end up leaving together. They get back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, filled with teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall. She is immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There are small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She finds it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears. Quite impressed by his sensitive side, she turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they lie there together basking in the afterglow. She rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?" He gently smiles at her, looks deeply into her eyes and says, "Pretty good. Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf." Roybott on "Joke" http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=167#post-2568 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:05:01 +0000 Roybott 2568@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ Nerdy jokes... . . . . . . . . . A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. the bartender asks him "whats wrong?". The byte says "parity error", the bartender nods and says "yeah, i thought you looked a bit off" Anonymous on "Joke" http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=167#post-2566 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 10:55:00 +0000 Anonymous 2566@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ Nerdy joke coming up: Knock knock! Who's there? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Java DrDamn on "Joke" http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=167#post-2565 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 10:50:24 +0000 DrDamn 2565@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ Orange and sounds like a Parrot? A carrot! G1GAHURTZ on "Joke" http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=167#post-2564 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 10:22:10 +0000 G1GAHURTZ 2564@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ That's good. I'll use that one. It's not as good as this one though: What's brown and sticky? . . . . . . . . . A stick! DrDamn on "Joke" http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=167#post-2563 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 10:17:34 +0000 DrDamn 2563@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ It's a quality gag :). I like the misdirection element to it. Knock! Knock! Who's there? The Interupting Cow. The Interupti... MOOOOO! G1GAHURTZ on "Joke" http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=167#post-2562 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 10:00:41 +0000 G1GAHURTZ 2562@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ I was only joking... It's a (bad) joke thread! See what I did there?? Hehe... DrDamn on "Joke" http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=167#post-2561 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 09:54:15 +0000 DrDamn 2561@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ Xenophobic I think you'll find. Seriously, I'd find it hilarious if a French person told it and the roles were reversed. G1GAHURTZ on "Joke" http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=167#post-2556 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 09:09:11 +0000 G1GAHURTZ 2556@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ That joke is RACIST!!! DrDamn on "Joke" http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=167#post-2554 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 08:41:13 +0000 DrDamn 2554@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Nigerian man are waiting patiently for news of the birth of their children at the hospital. A midwife enters and says "Well we have good news and bad news. The good news is that we have three healthy baby boys, the bad news is that we had a little mix up and we are not sure which is which - can you help us?". So the men go to the delivery suite and immediately the Englishman walks up to the little black baby and says "Yep this one is mine". The Nigerian man looks a little confused. "Surely he is my little boy?". The Englishman walks up to him and whispers in his ear "I see where you're coming from, but it's fifty-fifty one of the other two is French and I just can't take that chance". Anonymous on "Joke" http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=167#post-2553 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 08:24:35 +0000 Anonymous 2553@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ Statiscally, 5 people out of 6 enjoy gang rape It's a Me Mario on "Joke" http://www.vg247.com/forum/topic.php?id=167#post-2548 Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:01:37 +0000 It's a Me Mario 2548@http://www.vg247.com/forum/ SKY SPORTS BREAKING NEWS... Newcastle Utd has announced that next years sponsord will be tampax... A spokeman for tampax said: "To sponsor a bunch of fannys going through a bad period is exactly our purpose..."