Category Archives: Weekly Wrap

Mon, Oct 24, 2011 | 08:11 BST

The Weekly Wrap – WoW pandas, next-gen rumor mill

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Batman, RAGE, BF3, Uncharted – the holiday season’s in full swing. Oh, and let’s not forget Skylander’s Spyro… I mean, uh, Skyrim. Er, yeah. Look, a distraction: what last week’s biggest news means.

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Mon, Oct 10, 2011 | 06:08 BST

Weekly Wrap – RAGE’s PC woes, world bids adieu to Jobs

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Make heaven sleek, streamlined, and awesome for us, Steve. Beware, though: They allegedly have creatures with a billion eyeball wings and cow faces up there. This might be a toughie, even for you.

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Sat, Oct 01, 2011 | 13:55 BST

Weekly Wrap – BF3 beta explodes, devs ogle next-gen

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We didn’t have to fly halfway across the universe for news this week, so it came to us. Big time. We battled back as hard as we could, but at what cost? Huh? Our souls? Oh, no biggie, then. Here’s what it all means.

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Sun, Sep 18, 2011 | 19:27 BST

The Weekly Wrap – Gears 3 breaks cover, TGS dissected

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The conventions refuse to relent. Brenna’s vanished in mysterious lands across the sea, and Johnny’s in a corner softly sobbing “Jehuty” to himself. But the headlines keep rolling. Here’s what it all means.

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Sun, Sep 11, 2011 | 01:50 BST

The Weekly Wrap – Dead Island’s disastrous launch, US sales fall again

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Convention season has taken its toll. With TGS looming, we’ve lost Pat. He is, as you all know, dead. Or without Internet. We, however, must soldier on. Here’s the week’s biggest stories and what they all mean.

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Mon, Sep 05, 2011 | 07:27 BST

The Weekly Wrap – CoD vs Battlefield, Jaffe speaks

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Gamescom, PAX, and now COD XP. Yes, game convention season is in full swing, and we’ve got our hunting rifles. We stalk news, shoot it, and devour its heart to gain its powers. Here’s what it all means.

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Sat, Aug 20, 2011 | 13:43 BST

The Weekly Wrap – Gamescom ultra-analyzed

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Gamescom’s come and gone, and journalists the world over are nursing broken bodies and fatally wounded livers. We can’t curl up in our coffins just yet: we have to tell you what it all means.

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Sun, Aug 14, 2011 | 09:16 BST

Weekly Wrap – US sales hit 5-year low, CS:GO announced

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QuakeCon’s passed, and Gamescom lies ahead. You’re in the eye of the news storm. Frightened? Don’t be. The Weekly Wrap is here to tell you what it all means. And give you a hug. If you want one.

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Sat, Jul 30, 2011 | 11:08 BST

The Weekly Wrap – 3DS hits skids, Ubi DRM “succeeds”

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It’s been kind of a slow week – is what we’d be saying if we were compulsive liars. While the summer game drought snoozes on, news is stealing the spotlight and hurling it into the sun. Here’s what it all means.

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Sat, Jul 09, 2011 | 12:05 BST

The Weekly Wrap – Rockstar boots Bondi, Burnout goes downloadable

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BioWare’s thinking about showing Tali’s face in ME3. We hope she pulls off her mask, revealing a Master Chief helmet. “ Let’s finish the fight,” she’ll say. Just like you’ve finished another week. And you didn’t think we could tie all of this together.

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Sat, Jul 02, 2011 | 13:58 BST

The Weekly Wrap – Sony’s shuffle, violent games law fails

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Keeping with the spirit of the week, VG247′s going free-to-play. We’re selling Pat’s beard via microtransactions. News, however, is free. Catch it all after the break.

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Mon, Jun 27, 2011 | 08:29 BST

The Weekly Wrap – EA-PopCap, TF2 goes F2P

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Love, loss, car chases, frequent Godzilla references – The Weekly Wrap has one of these things. Read on for the shocking answer, along with a nice helping of the week’s biggest news.

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Sat, Jun 18, 2011 | 19:26 BST

The Weekly Wrap – LulzSec hacks earth, Origin vs Steam

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Duke Nukem? Ocarina of Time? Welcome back to 1998, everyone. We still want to stab this Furby in the eyes. First, though, the week’s biggest headlines.

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Sat, Jun 04, 2011 | 16:34 BST

The Weekly Wrap – CoD: Elite, Kojima, pre-E3 insanity

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E3′s next week. We’ve been continuously wetting ourselves for the past 48 hours. You know, in a manly way. But let’s not forget the calm before the storm. Or rather, the storm before the storm.

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Sat, May 28, 2011 | 13:46 BST

The Weekly Wrap – Modern Warfare 3, PS3′s successor

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Duke Nukem’s finished, but the apocalypse didn’t happen. If that won’t end the world, nothing will. Bask in security after the break with the rest of the week’s biggest news.

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Sat, May 21, 2011 | 10:22 BST

The Weekly Wrap – Modern Warfare 3 leak, PSN’s return

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UNLIMITED DRAGONS. That is what happened this week. Also, the apocalypse or whatever, we guess. Head inside for the major headlines from the last seven days.

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Sat, May 07, 2011 | 10:13 BST

The Weekly Wrap – ME3 delayed, Anonymous vs PSN

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Some weeks are born great, and some have greatness thrust upon them. Others have rainbow-farting unicorns. This was the latter.

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Sun, May 01, 2011 | 05:40 BST

The Weekly Wrap – ApocalyPSN, Project Café and more

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This week, we’ve decided to blather on for 15,000 words about PSN and the Royal Wedding. Kidding. Mostly.

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Sat, Apr 16, 2011 | 16:06 BST

The Weekly Wrap – Nintendo’s next, Portal 2, DRM

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We’re dedicating this week to Jade Empire 2. Goodnight, sweet prince. Here’s some other things that happened this week as well.

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Tue, Apr 12, 2011 | 16:04 BST

The Weekly Wrap – ME3, SSX, Apple worming forward

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Each week of gaming news is a beautiful snowflake. Oh, Kinectimals demo and Rock’s interest in a new Doom movie, let us count the ways. Also, here are some other things.

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