This morning’s been a NAMCO SLAMCO. I know that makes no sense.
Lots of stuff going on this morning. Don’t be left in the dark, like some kind of blind, dying, crippled rat.
It’s Monday. Don’t look so depressed.
Friday. The day of kings. And news. Get up to speed with our text and audio bulletin after the break.
The endless Anonymous saga, Mass Effect 3′s delay, BF3 superiority and Black Rock lay-offs. It’s all go.
Big headlines this morning. Pay attention.
All Sony breach news. All the time.
Here are the headlines. See if you can read them through the horror of the PSN attack.
Good morning. Or is it? Let’s ask Sony.
PSN’s still down. You now weigh a stone heavier thanks to tearful chocolate gorging. And some other stuff.
Everyone’s winding down for the Easter break. It’s a short one this morning.
Heads up. Big stuff going on this morning. Get you head out of your ass and get up to speed with this.
It’s Castro Day. Get up to speed this morning by growing a beard, smoking, getting really old and absorbing these headlines.
It’s Monday. The sun’s shining. You’re stuck inside staring at a computer. Don’t kill yourself: get up to speed with all the headlines in both audio and text form.