These Pokemon pick up lines probably won’t get you laid

Tuesday, 29th July 2014 05:06 GMT By Brenna Hillier

Pokemon Masters are a good-looking, well-set up lot but with lines like these it’s no wonder an eensy-weensy percent of them are still single.

Pokemon is a punsters deam and this video just goes to show that’s not always a good thing.

Youtubers Nacho Punch put this travesty/utter delight together, and if the whole human race stops breeding out of embarrassment/laughter we know precisely who to blame.

Just a reminder to everybody that pick up lines will never “work” on anybody, and the art of meeting people – for casual encounters or more substantial relationships – is not a game, battle or something you should ever take an Internet douchebag’s advice on. We’re all about PSAs around here.



  1. Ekona

    Bulba-sore :D

    #1 5 months ago
  2. Not The Eyes

    Thank god this video game news site is here to show me youtube skits and tell me not to use pickup lines.

    What are you even doing? If you want to be part of this game, I’m sure kotaku will employ you.

    #2 5 months ago
  3. Azumar

    When did this site turn into Kotaku?

    #3 5 months ago

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