1. grizzlycake

    I watched a stream of the game (on 360) and it was completely broken. Main story took about 6 hours, looked and played like shit, gameworld was empty, story and writing was horrible. Everything was just terrible. Even with prettier graphics and more populated areas this game can’t be saved.


    #1 7 months ago
  2. Erthazus

    @grizzlycake It’s really like that?

    #2 7 months ago
  3. Luciferous

    @grizzlycake I smell bullpoop.

    Although, who knows what’s missing in the previous gen versions.

    #3 7 months ago
  4. mxmassef

    I hope that you are being sarcastic :D .
    And I also hope that watch dogs is worth buying because there is not anything else to play now. Maybe the next ufc game will be good :) .

    #4 7 months ago
  5. Reddpayn

    Btw, if anyone cares ;) , watchdogs on ps4/xo will run like the pc version on high-settings. (Director tweeted this today)

    #5 7 months ago
  6. Erthazus

    @Reddpayn but not Ultra.

    #6 7 months ago
  7. grizzlycake

    @Above: a nice example of the game running on 360.

    The AI is beyond anything too.

    #7 7 months ago
  8. Erthazus

    @grizzlycake That is pathetic. ZERO physics. Is this PS2 era?

    #8 7 months ago
  9. Panthro


    Don’t know if you saw this.

    #9 7 months ago
  10. mightyhokie

    @grizzlycake you’re full of shit. so im supposed to believe that Ubisoft, one of the largest and best and most experienced game developers in the world, who are hanging their hats on this new IP, who set it aside at their own expense for 6 months to polish it, are going to publish a piece of shit game that is broken. uh-huh. its a shame that the internet is full of people like you who throw shade on everything they see. whatever man. or most likely, kid.

    #10 7 months ago
  11. grizzlycake

    Wow, calling me a kid and shit, that’s truly mature of you. The stream I watched was pathetic. The game works so completely broken might be an overstatement. But considering the amount of hype and marketing and whatever shit this crap gets, you might as well consider it that.

    AI is non-existant, gameworld completely empty, physics don’t exist, story is derpherp, superbly bad voice-acting and writing, … I could go on and on.

    Things like bad graphics and empty overworld are probably fixed in new gens and PC but that doesn’t fix everything else.

    Now stop being so defensive.

    #11 7 months ago
  12. mxmassef

    It seems that your gpu is able to run watch dogs better than ultra :) .

    #12 7 months ago
  13. mxmassef

    From the previous gameplay and walktroughs the game doesnt look as bad as you say but we will know son how good the game is.

    #13 7 months ago
  14. Reddpayn

    Nope, one would need a gtx780 to do that.
    Recommended specs are gtx560ti/hd7850 amd fx6350. Usually recommended is something like high, so ps4 has same level specs as above. Probably downclocked 7870 but worse cpu than 6350. Still one cant buy a 400€ pc and play this on high, so ps4 s definitely bang for buck.

    #14 7 months ago
  15. mightyhokie

    @grizzlycake okay sorry to call you a kid. you may be 80 for all i know. what i do know is that i’m pretty sick of no matter what is presented in front of gamers lots of them cant help but throw shade, as if they could do better. that may not be you and sorry for the snap judgement. i try my best to not even read the posts for that reason. the game isn’t even released yet and i’ve already seen at least 3 posts (here and n4g) talking about how it looks like shit, or is broken, or plays like shit, or is too small, or whatever. Gamers do it all the time, particularly with the consoles. Its like ‘don’t buy the freaking thing then’. It seems no one can be content with others liking something or being excited.
    So, in a nutshell, you are right. I don’t know you nor what you saw. I shouldn’t have taken it personally and I apologize for that.
    I just hope this game is a good as it seems and not as glitchy as you claimed.

    #15 7 months ago
  16. tenthousandgothsonacid

    Looks sweet. The haters can go fuck themselves.

    #16 7 months ago
  17. grizzlycake


    Thanks for taking the time to reevaluate. I just want to warn people who are hyped for this game. There was a stream a couple of hours ago where a guy completed the entire main story. This was on xbox360. Of course I know the game hasn’t come out and in the end I can’t fully judge it since I haven’t played it. However, I did watch the entire stream with some friends and we were all severely dissapointed. 2 of them even cancelled their pre-order.

    I wanted to spread the word that the last-gen versions are 4-5/10 at best, and only if you’re into these kinds of games. For me, based of the stream, I’d give it a 3.

    Where in my post, or in many other posts are people hating on the people liking it though? Such things almost never happen. People mostly hate on the game, and people who happen to like it take it personal a lot of the time. For example: if I would have said it was the greatest thing ever, would you have been satisfied? Probably, yes?

    I just give my opinion of what I saw to kind of warn people about not buying into the hype (at least not on last gen systems) so they can re-think their stance on it(and maybe cancel their pre-order). That way, I might have saved them from the mighty dissapointment my two friends felt.

    #17 7 months ago
  18. Panthro


    I love my 670 <3

    #18 7 months ago
  19. nostramo

    If the footage i just witnessed above was next gen, ie, PS4/Xbox one, then no thanks ubisoft, mind you,
    I still have a 360/ps3 so its not a total washout.
    Tell you what, i’ll give you £30 for a last gen copy???….com,on,……what yi’say?

    #19 7 months ago
  20. nostramo

    A week before release and not a review to be found.
    It’s becoming a common trend, and not a fucking demo anywhere.
    But all the fucking hype in the world.
    Wait waitwaitwaitwait people, you’ve waited this long, another day
    wont kill you , then make your own mind up after critical review…….or dont.
    Its your £60.

    #20 7 months ago
  21. zoopdeloop

    c’mon experienced gamers already knew this was going to be a mediocre game at best months ago.It’s just that 8th gen consoles are short on titles atm so many will fall for it

    #21 7 months ago
  22. Sethos

    I just played the 360 version and #1 is spot-on, what a pile of dogshit. Visually it’s beyond horrible, it is downright offensive. The car handling is abysmal, animations are so stiff and jerky. Overall physics are just in the toilet, story is already pathetic in the first hour … My god, this game is shite.

    #22 7 months ago
  23. place1977

    @Sethos How do you manage to get a hold of the game before it’s on sale? Just curious how you can do this.
    Is this common?

    #23 7 months ago
  24. Panthro


    I am aware of a 360 version on torrent sites, maybe he got it from there?

    That isn’t exactly the only place he could get it so don’t take my word that he is a pirate, that just seems like the easiest way to acquire it if you wanted to play it early.


    If not, I to want to know how you got it?

    #24 7 months ago
  25. vicrysty

    Very few games on the new consoles (PS4 & Xbox one), finally a game that will occupy our summer. Hopefully they occur and The Last of Us Remastered and The Order 1886 and we can say we have a good year in terms of games. Assassins Creed Unity And of course, a perfect year.

    #25 7 months ago

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