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Oh dear – Gamer Girls is a throwback to 80s softcore porn mags

Thursday, 15th May 2014 08:37 GMT By Matt Martin

There’s a new softcore porn mag doing the rounds featuring T&A models holding game controllers.

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It’s from the makers of CRED magazine, which we also hadn’t heard of before. Both are lowest common denominator toss mags, with airbrushed girls pulling the kind of cheeky pose that didn’t look that raunchy in 1982, let alone 2014.

In it you can meet Kristy Ann (Swag level: 10), Lady Sage (“This is the sexy droid you’re looking for”) and Anise Tai, who reviews the new Amazon Fire TV console (“it’s definitely worth the bucks if you’re into casual gaming”).

If you’re struggling to find porn on the internet or really believe your dream gamer girls looks like any of these models, you can download Gamer Girls here.

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30 Comments

  1. Talkar

    Nothing like a good old double morality.
    This site is against all things that supposedly lowers people’s view on the female sex.
    So here, have some links and pictures that do just that xD

    #1 7 months ago
  2. Patrick Garratt

    @Talkar I reckon Brenna may have something more to say about it, tbh :)

    #2 7 months ago
  3. Dragon

    This feels like a paid advert.

    #3 7 months ago
  4. RPRezo

    I nearly decided to buy this thing just to go against “OMG, sexism”… But it really is too crappy to be pretty, or sexy, or funny, or anything.

    #4 7 months ago
  5. f1r3storm

    Looks like too much plastic.

    #5 7 months ago
  6. SN3AK

    I don’t get this. Is this game news? Aren’t these just sluts being paid to get naked and hold a game controller? Or is that it. I don’t… care?

    #6 7 months ago
  7. Xbone

    I came.

    #7 7 months ago
  8. CyberMarco

    @Xbone welcome!

    #8 7 months ago
  9. salarta

    Trust me I’m a gee.

    #9 7 months ago
  10. YoungZer0

    @SN3AK

    “Sluts”? Really? -_-” What are you, pre-historic?

    I personally would not read that because it looks so unprofessional. They definitely need better designers.

    Also, I don’t give a shit if the models play videogames, so the entire magazine seems pointless.

    #10 7 months ago
  11. salarta

    >What superhero or villain do you identify with the most?
    >Flash because I love to flash people hahaha

    What.

    MELISSA GET OFF THOSE GAMES, YOU’LL BREAK THEM.

    All women have a sex drive of 10, it’s official. They literally do nothing but have sex all day. Right? Oh, except for Anise Tai. Apparently she doesn’t have sex all day. Exotic Chyna Doll has no sex drive or swag either. I MUST KNOW. TELL ME!

    >Cover art work by Johnny Cage

    Because someone isn’t needs a pseudonym!

    Okay, now that I’ve gotten all of that out of the way, I truly, honestly feel bad for all the women featured on this magazine. I don’t know any of the background to any of this, or what the women are like, but something about this just seems really depressing.

    #11 7 months ago
  12. Eregol

    Don’t know about softcore porn mags as there’s a dearth of nips. What this does remind me of though is the 90s unofficial Playstation mags.
    There was one that was incredibly smutty, but I can’t remember the name for the life of me.

    #12 7 months ago
  13. Darkfield

    @YoungZer0 “What are you, pre-historic?”

    I laughed and laughed and laughed until I was in so much pain xD

    #13 7 months ago
  14. B.E.S.O

    This will get messy when they find out these controllers may vibrate.

    #14 7 months ago
  15. torjs99

    ‘cos noone masterbates

    #15 7 months ago
  16. Gheritt White

    Fucking hell. Daily Mail sidebar of shame much? In all serious, good going on cropping the article image.

    Now if this was actually some good old fashioned hardcore dick-and-vagina-money-shot pornography with a videogame theme, then I might be interested. But as the article states, which so much quality fapping material online, why would I bother with this? Seems surplus to requirements,

    #16 7 months ago
  17. GrimRita

    Probably some has-bin from the Apprentice

    #17 7 months ago
  18. Gheritt White

    Cum! Cum! Cum! Cum!
    Cum! Cum! Cum! Cum!
    Lovely cum! Wonderful cum!
    Cum c-u-u-u-u-mm cum c-u-u-u-u-mm cum.
    Lovely cum! Lovely cum! Lovely cum! Lovely cum!
    Cum cum cum cum!

    #18 7 months ago
  19. Panthro

    As long as the girls are happy to be getting paid to be half naked and hold up controllers they can do whatever they like, I wont read it, its poo.

    But it will have an audience somewhere.

    So who cares.

    #19 7 months ago
  20. silkvg247

    I don’t even..

    #20 7 months ago
  21. Gheritt White

    @silkvg247 Translation: shlick-shlick-shlick

    #21 7 months ago
  22. Mike

    Just the kind of magazine I’m looking for. Don’t like it, don’t buy it. /unzips

    #22 7 months ago
  23. MalcolmEggs

    More sites should do what VG247 suggest: http://www.vg247.com/2012/04/12/enough-we-must-all-try-to-kick-sexism-out-of-gaming/

    #23 7 months ago
  24. RandomTiger

    I’m sure Gamer Girls are grateful for this publicity

    #24 7 months ago
  25. salarta

    @Gheritt White Your impression of her loading her gun with bullets is quite accurate! :)

    #25 7 months ago
  26. salarta

    Oh, and that was just a joke, perhaps in bad taste. Not meant to be an actual reflection on silk, nor meant to make gun violence look like it isn’t a serious issue.

    #26 7 months ago
  27. Gheritt White

    @salarta What, like my joke wasn’t in bad taste? I think Silky knows how we individually operate well enough b y now!

    #27 7 months ago
  28. FeaturePreacher

    So does this mean if we’re struggling to find porn we can also share good porn sites in the comments?

    #28 7 months ago
  29. SN3AK

    @YoungZer0

    I don’t know what you young whipper-snappers in this crazy day and age of hash tags and ‘twerking’ but girls who take off their clothes for money, I call them sluts. Also writing a paragraph with the words ‘hash tag’ and ‘twerking’ (twice) killed me a little bit inside.

    #29 7 months ago
  30. salarta

    @SN3AK Congratulations on officially being an old man. :P

    #30 7 months ago

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