Mass Effect’s Commander Shepard turns minus 140 years old

Wednesday, 9th April 2014 22:15 GMT By Brenna Hillier

On this day 140 years into the future Commander Shepard, the protagonist and inarguable hero of the Mass Effect trilogy, will be born. The BioWare Blog offers both Paragon and Renegade cupcakes and cocktails recipes in celebration. Happy birthday, Shep; we miss you.



  1. Tiucaner

    This is news worthy of an actual article? Ok… I guess…

    #1 9 months ago
  2. kingy

    Veeerrrryyy sslllloooowwww nnneeewwwsss dddaayyyy

    #2 9 months ago
  3. tezzer1985

    Must be a slow news day, for this to be a story

    #3 9 months ago
  4. N7Caboose

    It’s not every day you turn -140

    #4 9 months ago
  5. Michael Ireland

    It’s a bit of silly gaming fun.

    Some people really need to lighten up.

    #5 9 months ago
  6. TheWulf

    And a wonderful lady she will turn out to be, too, guiding the galaxy into an exotic new era of enlightenment. And that’s something we sorely need, so good for her!

    #6 9 months ago
  7. ddtd

    @TheWulf Are you kidding? She was a jingoistic, murdering, meat headed bully. What game did you play?


    #7 9 months ago
  8. JAMBO4170

    Love it

    #8 9 months ago
  9. Brenna Hillier

    I’m very angry that this post doesn’t please me! It must have taken a whole 30 seconds to write! Brenna could have spent that 30 seconds doing something productive! LIKE COMING TO MY HOUSE AND MURDERING ME IN MY SLEEP.

    #9 9 months ago
  10. salarta

    @Brenna Hillier Damnit Brenna, I’m still alive! Get to work you damn slacker!

    Also, don’t forget that the NSA has every single thing you ever say and write saved and searchable on their databases, so be prepared for that post to be taken out of context as justification to lock you up in Guantanamo.

    #10 9 months ago
  11. Legendaryboss

    I love this response!

    #11 9 months ago
  12. Michael Ireland

    @Brenna Hillier Brilliant.

    #12 9 months ago

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