Goat Simulator: Brenna gets torn into a world of utter insanity – video

Tuesday, 8th April 2014 12:35 GMT By Dave Cook

Goat Simulator is mad, like, really, really mad. Watch as Brenna Hillier gets torn into this craziest of sandbox worlds to duel with other goats in a ring of death, kill joggers, blow up cars and more.

Admit it, you want to play this now, right?

Goat Simulator is out now on Steam.



  1. Erthazus

    Mutators exist since Unreal Tournament Brenna. *Facepalm*

    this is a mod that makes your character change his abilities and play against the rules of the game.

    #1 9 months ago
  2. Brenna Hillier

    @Erthazus no shit dude. Not everyone who plays video games knows about them, or will know that they exist in Goat Simulator. Maybe next time I do a video I should be completely silent, say nothing, and never move the character, in case I reference something you know anything about at all…?

    #2 9 months ago
  3. Sam Clay

    Dat goat.

    #3 9 months ago
  4. BorisAndXboxSittingInATree


    yeah no fuck shit dude leave brenda alone or i will install 2.7 millions of viruses through msn to your computer you bitch ass little motherfucker

    #4 9 months ago
  5. silkvg247

    @Brenna you should know by now, that women aren’t allowed to have a voice on the internet. I tried it once with Steam greenlight. Had 80% of the community jump on me not because of the game but because they assumed I was a 12 year old boy.

    Wanting to avoid people thinking I’m some kid with no experience trying to sell a game.. when I’m a 36 year old woman with 18 years programming experience.. I did the unthinkable and pointed out my gender and level of experience. After this the insults changed to be that I was attention seeking or using my gender to promote my game. Had one guy accuse me of using a crappy game engine since women can’t code.. I wrote the engine myself from scratch in XNA but.. oh well.

    I pulled the game because it was both disturbing and depressing to deal with that kind of community. If I ever do a video again I will be using a male voice actor. And I’m deadly serious.

    As you said, it’s best we don’t speak at all for there is apparently no other solution.

    #5 8 months ago
  6. Panthro


    lol, nothing he said pointed to sexism against Brenna in any way.

    Take your ‘I am a feminist and must make every man aware of it’ bullshit elsewhere.

    Nobody cares if you’re a woman, you have no reason to point that out here.

    #6 8 months ago
  7. Michael Ireland

    @Panthro Don’t speak for all of us.

    Although I think silk’s annoyance is misplaced in this particular instance – Erth is simply being an elitist snob – that doesn’t make her point irrelevant, and she has every right to express it.

    #7 8 months ago
  8. POOhead

    @Panthro this lel

    #8 8 months ago
  9. POOhead

    @silkvg247 get rekt son

    #9 8 months ago
  10. Panthro

    @Michael Ireland

    Sexism is bad.

    But Erthazus wasn’t sexist, therefore she has no reason to attack him with that kind of accusation.

    Just like whenever someone point’s something out to Dave Cook in an ‘elitist’ way they aren’t being sexist towards him either.

    #10 8 months ago
  11. silkvg247

    @Panthro You just did the EXACT same thing I complained about. Well played.

    If we point out we’re women, we get hassle. Even if it’s relevant for us to mention it. Either we’re attention seeking, or some other bullshit. We should be voiceless, or pretend we’re men.. except that’s a bit hard on comms. Otherwise.. if we don’t.. comments just like yours.

    “Nobody cares if you’re a woman, you have no reason to point that out here.”

    I don’t want you to care that I’m a woman, that’s the whole fucking POINT. I don’t want eyebrows to raise if I’m a woman on comms. I don’t want your fucking WOW gold (I play as males now FWIW). I certainly don’t fucking want someone to tell me that if I even so much as mention my gender I’m fucking attention seeking. I am not, no more than you would be if you pointed out you were a man.

    If you want to give me hassle I expect it to be the same hassle you’d give to a guy for the same reasons. But it’s often not the case. Guys don’t get hassle just for fucking well being male, do they?

    OMG you’re in a minority, don’t dare point it out, otherwise you’re a minority-ist! Pretend to be one of us or stfu, minority! < This aimed at your fucking stupid accusation that I'm a feminist.

    If Erth would have said the same thing to Dave, in the same disrespectful tone, I'd be surprised. That's all I'm saying. A lot of men have no respect for female gamers (largely due to how we're portrayed in all forms of fiction), and sometimes it's pertinently obvious.

    #11 8 months ago
  12. Michael Ireland

    @silkvg247 Silk, Erth does this to everyone.

    #12 8 months ago
  13. Panthro


    “I don’t want you to care that I’m a woman, that’s the whole fucking POINT”

    …”Nobody cares if you’re a woman” < I said that.

    He wasn't sexist towards Brenna, why are you trying to make out like he was?

    If you want to be 'treated as an equal' which I am doing, don't whinge every time a man and a woman butt heads and resort to calling them sexist.

    Erthazus is always like that, he isn't sexist just because in this scenario he is being that way towards a female.

    Go on sites and complain about this stuff where it actually happens rather than throwing wild accusation in places they don't belong, I rarely ever see sexist/ racist comments on this website.

    #13 8 months ago
  14. salarta

    I’m gonna simulate me some goats!

    It’s been my experience, looking at articles around here, that Brenna often gets a lot of shit for absolutely no reason. Even though that might not be the case this time, a lot of the time I think it’s because she’s dared to speak against sexism, being a woman that doesn’t enjoy having the sex she was born with demeaned and all. I find myself wondering how much of the hate train against women in games is a result of the heavy “boys only” marketing of video games in the 80s and 90s.

    In the end, while I don’t think Erthazus did this over Brenna being a woman, it’s fascinating to see how a completely innocuous and fun article can lead to a huge argument all because one guy can’t be nice for once.

    #14 8 months ago
  15. zedetach

    @Panthro Dude this bitch is crazy. Just read the article she wrote that lambasted the devs of Deep Down for deciding on creating a story centered around a male protagonist. What a physcho.

    #15 8 months ago
  16. zedetach

    @silkvg247 It would be best that you shut up and get some help. Using the word ‘fuck’ six times in a comment isn’t gonna get you heard – only flamed.

    #16 8 months ago
  17. Legendaryboss

    Erth is being Erth, Silk you’ve just turned this into something much more problematic and nonexistent due to misinterpretation, Panthro spot on with first sentence @6.

    This shit got escalated for virtually no reason.

    #17 8 months ago

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