Samurai Warriors 4′s latest character trailer introduce Ginchiyo Tachibana, a man who is married to Ginchiyo Tachibana, and a guy who has nothing to do with Ginchiyo Tachibana.
You may remember Ginchiyo Tachibana from such Samurai Warriors adventures as “holy shit is that chick calling down lightning”, “what the fuck everyone is being electrocuted” and “you’re telling me this badass really lived and led her clan despite being a woman? Why does anybody ever choose anyone else”. Fond memories.
Also included in this batch of character reveals is Muneshige Tachibana, who married Ginchiyo, putting an end to her career and therefore earning himself the title of “least popular new Samurai Warriors cast member ever”. If these two go all lovey-dovey in game I will be violently sick. At least he’s pretty bishy.
Meanwhile, here’s Munenori Yagyu, a Tokugawa supporter who practices iaido, a badass martial art about drawing, striking, and sheathing, with none of that inefficient flailing about.
Samurai Warriors 4 is coming to PlayStation 3 and Vita in Japan on March 20. If it doesn’t release in the west, we will be both surprised and deeply disappointed.