Everyone’s favourite iOS developer and notedly not the developer of Sony’s cult classic series Patapon, BEIJING Q&D TECHNOLOGY CO., LTD has just released PATAPON-Siege of WOW!, and let me tell you, WOW is right. Check out some legitimately nice looking, rainbow coloured screenshots and some intensely poorly auto translated text after the jump. This is pure gold.
The game kind of looks like legit Patapon but everything’s puts been put through a neon filter or something, it’s just intensely vibrant. And now, for some choice lines from the game’s description!
“HD beautiful Chinese style, get rid of fatigue!
New music rhythm battle system, you say goodbye to boring game with!
Daily hunting, a lot of gold you get, as long as the effort of deep spending can not break clearance ~!
Racing game throughout and time, and BOSS athletics, give your hands, brain, ears, eyes Happy new 360-degree experience!
Gods adults ah …… PATAPON is calling you!”
“2) pure Chinese style, exquisite fine quality level beyond many games. Silhouette-like world constituted, so you see the shadow-like game time Wanru enjoy.
3) Good to hear the explosion of music: must praise music, super Meng sound, listen to music is a kind of spiritual enjoyment.
4) Super Meng small PON: super super cute little affinity with PON, and you communicate in real time adventure, so you no longer lonely journey!”
If you’ve got any questions or suggestions, such as if you’re Sony/Pyramid’s legal team, the app’s page encourages you to contact “email@example.com”.
If any of you guys decide to pick this one up, let us know in the comments below if it plays as well as it reads!
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