Complete your life: buy a VG247 t-shirt and mug

Friday, 22 March 2013 10:02 GMT By Patrick Garratt

Most people want a cup with our logo on it. We don’t need to conduct surveys to know this.

VG247’s teamed up with with Push Merchandising to create a range of splendid t-shirts and mugs.

Go to our amazing shop and buy something immediately.

You are now able to own an item of clothing with “100% ultra hardcore” written on it. We believe this to be a step forward for humans generally. You can now become part of our global news team by proxy, simply by drinking your tea from the correct mug. Unbelievably, you can now emblazon your iPhone with our logo. Today is a great day.

Do it. You can’t not do it.