Wed, Dec 19, 2012 | 04:26 GMT
Dark Souls on sale on Amazon at 68% off
Have you got $13? Not any more: I’ve telepathically assumed control of your mind and forced you to feed your credit card details into Amazon. In return, you’ll receive a copy of Dark Souls. This seems like a fair exchange to me, especially as you’ll want to have played the hardcore original before its wimpier sequel hits shelves.