Mon, Jul 16, 2012 | 15:34 BST
“ShagaGamer” site lets “gamers and geeks meet up for no-strings attached sex”
This exists. Shag A Gamer is a dating site from the people that make Date A Gamer, apparently. I would write more, but I can’t. “Thanks,” Eurogamer.


24 comments
#1
Specialist89
16/07/12, 3:31 pm
Unexpected spike in registrations in 3…2…1.
#2
Patrick Garratt
16/07/12, 3:31 pm
Registration doesn’t work. How the fuck am I going to shag a gamer now? I reckon the woman-to-man ratio on there is going to be about 50-50. With the 50+50 being men.
#3
Colin Gallacher
16/07/12, 3:33 pm
“How the fuck am I going to shag a gamer now? ”
Just start a forum post.
#4
Patrick Garratt
16/07/12, 3:35 pm
Seriously, if anyone gets laid through that site, hit me up and I’ll do a feature on it.
#5
Specialist89
16/07/12, 3:39 pm
“With the 50+50 being men.”
That’s why they’re talking to a gamer audience I guess. They just don’t care about the gender.
Aww that was terrible.
#6
Ireland Michael
16/07/12, 3:40 pm
@4 I’ll pass it by the wife first and then give it a shot. Wish me luck!
#7
Patrick Garratt
16/07/12, 3:44 pm
@6 – You so should. Take pics!
#8
Ireland Michael
16/07/12, 3:45 pm
@7 I wouldn’t want to traumatise the entire VG247 community.
#9
StolenGlory
16/07/12, 3:47 pm
@4 I’ll pass it by the wife first and probably get shot. Wish me luck!
#10
Gheritt White
16/07/12, 3:47 pm
@ 4: “Seriously, if anyone gets laid through that site, hit me up and I’ll do a feature on it.”
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
(Srsly, I’ll let you know how I get on, so long as I remain anonymous.)
#11
ManuOtaku
16/07/12, 3:49 pm
Dont do it guys, when women cheat, the husband is the latest person to find out, but when a man cheats, the wife is the first one that finds out or knows it, it is a fact of life.
p.s and some people say that women are the weakest gender, we man are the weakest
#12
Gheritt White
16/07/12, 3:49 pm
They should give you Achievements/Trophies and a Shag-a-Gamerscore.
#13
Specialist89
16/07/12, 3:51 pm
@12: Yeah, but what about avatar “costumes”? You should be able to do some role-play on that website.
#14
ManuOtaku
16/07/12, 3:53 pm
#12 No thanks, i dont want to see the pictures of those achievements
#15
Patrick Garratt
16/07/12, 3:54 pm
@10 – I’ll pixellate your face, and everything.
#16
Gheritt White
16/07/12, 3:56 pm
Okay, I’m super busy this week but I’ll sign up and crack on over the weekend.
Is there a deadline you’d like me to work towards?
#17
Patrick Garratt
16/07/12, 3:57 pm
@16 – No no, take your time. I’m not going anywhere.
#18
Gheritt White
16/07/12, 4:03 pm
Deal.
#19
xxJPRACERxx
16/07/12, 4:03 pm
I’m sure the ratio of men to women is like 10000:1.
#20
Aimless
16/07/12, 4:22 pm
If you’re meeting up for no-strings sex, why does it matter if it’s with someone that plays games or not?
I think we can safely file this one alongside the Gillette Fusion Power Gamer razor in the Cynical Nonsense category.
#21
Gheritt White
16/07/12, 4:27 pm
I intend to find out. The puns are flying thick and fast round here atm. E.g., “which methodology do you prefer – Waterfall… or Scrum?” /b/LOL.
#22
GwynbleiddiuM
16/07/12, 8:38 pm
Oh boy I feel excluded, why this shit doesn’t have branch in the fucking middle-east?
#23
Joe_Gamer
16/07/12, 11:19 pm
Awesome, a site full of lonely men and working women pretending to be gamer girls, best thing for prostitution since Craigslist.
#24
sh4dow
17/07/12, 8:07 pm
@ 20: Because women won’t have sex with men just like that. You either have to drink with them or share something else with them before.
So… chatting about a common hobby before getting busy is one option for women to check whether somebody is a douchebag they’d rather not come in contact with.