Mon, Jul 16, 2012 | 15:34 BST

“ShagaGamer” site lets “gamers and geeks meet up for no-strings attached sex”

This exists. Shag A Gamer is a dating site from the people that make Date A Gamer, apparently. I would write more, but I can’t. “Thanks,” Eurogamer.

24 comments

#1

Specialist89
16/07/12, 3:31 pm

Unexpected spike in registrations in 3…2…1.

#2

Patrick Garratt
16/07/12, 3:31 pm

Registration doesn’t work. How the fuck am I going to shag a gamer now? I reckon the woman-to-man ratio on there is going to be about 50-50. With the 50+50 being men.

#3

Colin Gallacher
16/07/12, 3:33 pm

“How the fuck am I going to shag a gamer now? ”

Just start a forum post. :D

#4

Patrick Garratt
16/07/12, 3:35 pm

Seriously, if anyone gets laid through that site, hit me up and I’ll do a feature on it.

#5

Specialist89
16/07/12, 3:39 pm

“With the 50+50 being men.”

That’s why they’re talking to a gamer audience I guess. They just don’t care about the gender.

Aww that was terrible.

#6

Ireland Michael
16/07/12, 3:40 pm

@4 I’ll pass it by the wife first and then give it a shot. Wish me luck!

#7

Patrick Garratt
16/07/12, 3:44 pm

@6 – You so should. Take pics!

#8

Ireland Michael
16/07/12, 3:45 pm

@7 I wouldn’t want to traumatise the entire VG247 community.

#9

StolenGlory
16/07/12, 3:47 pm

@4 I’ll pass it by the wife first and probably get shot. Wish me luck!

#10

Gheritt White
16/07/12, 3:47 pm

@ 4: “Seriously, if anyone gets laid through that site, hit me up and I’ll do a feature on it.”

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

(Srsly, I’ll let you know how I get on, so long as I remain anonymous.)

#11

ManuOtaku
16/07/12, 3:49 pm

Dont do it guys, when women cheat, the husband is the latest person to find out, but when a man cheats, the wife is the first one that finds out or knows it, it is a fact of life.
p.s and some people say that women are the weakest gender, we man are the weakest :)

#12

Gheritt White
16/07/12, 3:49 pm

They should give you Achievements/Trophies and a Shag-a-Gamerscore.

#13

Specialist89
16/07/12, 3:51 pm

@12: Yeah, but what about avatar “costumes”? You should be able to do some role-play on that website.

#14

ManuOtaku
16/07/12, 3:53 pm

#12 No thanks, i dont want to see the pictures of those achievements :)

#15

Patrick Garratt
16/07/12, 3:54 pm

@10 – I’ll pixellate your face, and everything.

#16

Gheritt White
16/07/12, 3:56 pm

Okay, I’m super busy this week but I’ll sign up and crack on over the weekend.

Is there a deadline you’d like me to work towards?

#17

Patrick Garratt
16/07/12, 3:57 pm

@16 – No no, take your time. I’m not going anywhere.

#18

Gheritt White
16/07/12, 4:03 pm

Deal.

#19

xxJPRACERxx
16/07/12, 4:03 pm

I’m sure the ratio of men to women is like 10000:1.

#20

Aimless
16/07/12, 4:22 pm

If you’re meeting up for no-strings sex, why does it matter if it’s with someone that plays games or not?

I think we can safely file this one alongside the Gillette Fusion Power Gamer razor in the Cynical Nonsense category.

#21

Gheritt White
16/07/12, 4:27 pm

I intend to find out. The puns are flying thick and fast round here atm. E.g., “which methodology do you prefer – Waterfall… or Scrum?” /b/LOL.

#22

GwynbleiddiuM
16/07/12, 8:38 pm

Oh boy I feel excluded, why this shit doesn’t have branch in the fucking middle-east?

#23

Joe_Gamer
16/07/12, 11:19 pm

Awesome, a site full of lonely men and working women pretending to be gamer girls, best thing for prostitution since Craigslist.

#24

sh4dow
17/07/12, 8:07 pm

@ 20: Because women won’t have sex with men just like that. You either have to drink with them or share something else with them before.
So… chatting about a common hobby before getting busy is one option for women to check whether somebody is a douchebag they’d rather not come in contact with.

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