Thu, Apr 19, 2012 | 20:22 BST

Super Monkey Ball Vita includes “adult map” of swimsuit model

Super Monkey Ball Banana Splitz will include an “adult map” when it releases which is the body of a Japanese swimsuit model. Alrighty then. However, in order to play the “map” you will need to be the lucky owner of one the retail copies a code is stashed in. A limited number will be available and only in Japan at this point, and probably always. A video is posted below via Andriasang.

9 comments

#1

Charlie Sheen
19/04/12, 8:04 pm

my god this is dirtier then lolipop chainsaw holy shit this is so wrong omgz

#2

The_Red
19/04/12, 8:08 pm

Wow, I guess this is one way to get people interested. Also @1, there is nothing dirty about a beautiful swimsuit model. The sexism on the other hand…

#3

Da Man
19/04/12, 8:08 pm

It’s for people from the mysterious country of Japan.

I would agree, there’s nothing dirty about it. Just mental.

#4

OrbitMonkey
19/04/12, 8:08 pm

Well I guess Sony had to counter the falling sales if Vita in Japan somehow… Classy.

#5

DSB
19/04/12, 8:19 pm

@2 Okay, name one thing you can do with a beautiful swimsuit model that isn’t dirty.

And keep in mind, saying anything that isn’t dirty means you’re gay.

#6

shogoz
19/04/12, 8:56 pm

there’s always this type of sexed up shit that comes from japan. go to akihabara in tokyo and you’ll see. in every figurine/cd/movie and etc store i went into there was always an adult store off to the left.

#7

OrbitMonkey
19/04/12, 8:57 pm

^ Tell her to please shut the fuck up. Her shrieking went through me like nails down a chalk board -_-

#8

shogoz
19/04/12, 8:59 pm

@7 i couldnt agree more, don’t get me started on the dumb bitch

#9

manamana
19/04/12, 9:09 pm

Thats just what Patrick was aiming for with his article, I guess. Thing is, in japan its totally normal.

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