Fri, Nov 04, 2011 | 17:36 GMT

SR:The Third video demonstrates how to defend against zombies with a sex toy

Sometimes, the only way to thwart a horde of zombies out to taste your luscious grey matter, is to whip out your giant, purple dildo and commence beating the hell out of them. Apparently, you will be able to do just that in Saints Row: The Third, while wearing your bathrobe and slippers, even. Game’s out November 15 in the US and November 18 in the UK. Thanks, Ve3tro.

6 comments

#1

Talkar
04/11/11, 5:53 pm

“Why’d they make the black dude do this?” Awesome xD

#2

minxamo
04/11/11, 5:58 pm

wait, nevermind.

#3

GrimRita
04/11/11, 6:08 pm

OMG I spat out my tea with that headline lol.

Whats next? ‘Zombies do Dallas’?

#4

DSB
04/11/11, 6:14 pm

Honestly, there are so many great videos out there.

Topless skydiving, people cannons.

If this actually turns out to be bad, it’s gonna be like Brink, Act 2 for me. I couldn’t bear it.

#5

Stephany Nunneley
04/11/11, 6:46 pm

@3 – :D :D Now that about made me spit out my coffee :)

#6

GrimRita
04/11/11, 9:10 pm

:)
My concern is, why is a black man owning such a erm, large toy in the first place?

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