SR:The Third video demonstrates how to defend against zombies with a sex toy

Friday, 4th November 2011 17:36 GMT By Stephany Nunneley

Sometimes, the only way to thwart a horde of zombies out to taste your luscious grey matter, is to whip out your giant, purple dildo and commence beating the hell out of them. Apparently, you will be able to do just that in Saints Row: The Third, while wearing your bathrobe and slippers, even. Game’s out November 15 in the US and November 18 in the UK. Thanks, Ve3tro.



  1. Talkar

    “Why’d they make the black dude do this?” Awesome xD

    #1 3 years ago
  2. minxamo

    wait, nevermind.

    #2 3 years ago
  3. GrimRita

    OMG I spat out my tea with that headline lol.

    Whats next? ‘Zombies do Dallas’?

    #3 3 years ago
  4. DSB

    Honestly, there are so many great videos out there.

    Topless skydiving, people cannons.

    If this actually turns out to be bad, it’s gonna be like Brink, Act 2 for me. I couldn’t bear it.

    #4 3 years ago
  5. Stephany Nunneley

    @3 – :D :D Now that about made me spit out my coffee :)

    #5 3 years ago
  6. GrimRita

    My concern is, why is a black man owning such a erm, large toy in the first place?

    #6 3 years ago

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