Tue, Aug 09, 2011 | 22:11 BST

US News Wrap August 9 – What Happened Today

It’s nigh on five o’clock and it’s time for me to finish up for the day. At least on here. I do other things other than write up news posts, ya know. I have a life. A grand life with all sorts of activities and friends to do things with, a band to sing in, a treadmill to work out on, horses to ride, and a book to write.

Some of what I posted above is a lie: you decide which bits are true. The first one to get the answer right will be given the privilege of being able to address me by my nickname, which I have been called since birth. Only a select few outside of the family is allowed to do this, so you will indeed be considered “one of us” once I give you permission. The rest of you, are still not worthy. I jest. I love you all the same. I am nothing but an equal opportunity affection giver. I know that makes no sense whatsoever, and that’s okay.

Now, let’s get you caught up on what happened during my shift. Hint: not much.

That’s it for me today. Brenna should be on in a bit. Oh, and today’s obligatory bit of Star Wars art came from here.

4 comments

#1

DarkElfa
10/08/11, 7:01 am

You don’t sing in a band or own a treadmill.

#2

Brenna Hillier
10/08/11, 7:40 am

At a guess, I’d the lie is that Steph has time to enjoy any of those things in between her many, many projects.

#3

Gekidami
10/08/11, 8:00 am

Its all a lie; Pat doesnt allow shifts to end.

#4

Stephany Nunneley
10/08/11, 1:17 pm

Elfa – I used to sing in a band, so you are right there, but yes I own a treadmill. While B and Gek are sort of right, no one wins. :D

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