For the uninitiated, Hey Ash Whatcha Playin’ (aka, “HAWP”) is a wonderful thing. No, stop reading. Go. Watch. We’ll wait. OK, now suitably delighted, you are fit to understand the magnitude of this announcement. The official HAWP site brings word that Anthony Burch is turning his multi-scoped acid-spewing rocket shotgun of a brain on Borderlands 2′s plot. “Anthony is the man behind the story of Borderlands 2,” said Ash. Hey, Whatcha, and Playin’ weren’t available for comment.