Tue, Jul 26, 2011 | 09:11 BST

BULLETCAST, July 26 – What you need to know now

The major headlines from the last 24 hours in video and text form. Look at this. Be informed.

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8 comments

#1

tenthousandgothsonacid
26/07/11, 9:30 am

At this rate I’ll have grown a new beard :)

#2

Patrick Garratt
26/07/11, 9:31 am

I am going to do it. Must remain focused on the shaving.

#3

OrphanageExplosion
26/07/11, 9:52 am

Not sure about the beard Pat. Were you replaced by your evil Mirror Universe twin?

#4

Patrick Garratt
26/07/11, 10:11 am

I flip between Pat and Evil Pat, it’s true. The beard is the evil signifier.

#5

mojo
26/07/11, 10:47 am

what happened to your head?

#6

Patrick Garratt
26/07/11, 10:58 am

It’s collapsing.

#7

Deacon
26/07/11, 11:10 am

Either you’ve got the heating up too high or you were out on the razz last night.

Gave me quite a fright with your overzealous outburst at the end.

GOOD SHOW! :)

#8

Telepathic.Geometry
26/07/11, 1:31 pm

You mean Evil Pat and More Evil Pat, Shirley. It must be hot there by the looks of things. I’m sweating my nuts off here round the fucking clock so you have my sympathy. Advice: Eat eels.

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