Mon, Jul 11, 2011 | 09:11 BST

BULLETCAST, July 11 – What you need to know now

Here are the weekend’s major headlines. Apart from the fact that I’ve been sitting on a beach for a week. And I’ve shaved all my hair off.

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15 comments

#1

Patrick Garratt
11/07/11, 9:17 am

While I love games news and all that sail in it, I do feel very much better for not having thought about it for a week.

#2

someguy2
11/07/11, 9:24 am

You claim that you were at the beach Pat but we all knew that you were one of the News of the World journalists that hacked phones and you left in 2008 to form this site. You anticipated the media storm so you went into hiding and now that the paper has shut down you can now return to your ‘video game blog’ in peace and without controversy.

#3

StolenGlory
11/07/11, 9:32 am

*Looks at the video*

Who is this imposter?

The real Pat would never shave! :)

#5

Gurdil
11/07/11, 9:49 am

Mmmm were there hotties on the beach and you wanted to look younger to hit on them? That’s the only reason I could imagine for you to shave your legendary beard AND your hair all at once… lol (That or the excessive heat you experienced)

#6

Patrick Garratt
11/07/11, 9:51 am

I shaved everything off yesterday after I got back! I was hairy on the beach. No hotties for me. Apart from my wife, obviously.

#7

Blerk
11/07/11, 10:01 am

Shaved everything off?

#8

Patrick Garratt
11/07/11, 10:12 am

All-over wax.

#9

EscoBlades
11/07/11, 10:27 am

Nice haircut sir! ;)

#10

Roybott
11/07/11, 10:37 am

Welcome back Pat, I’d missed hearing you read the news instead of me having to read it :)

#11

Prof.Dr.Moertel
11/07/11, 10:52 am

Holy cow. Welcome back Pat, have fun torturing your fellow writing gnomes :D

#12

Patrick Garratt
11/07/11, 11:35 am

:D

#13

mathare92
11/07/11, 12:44 pm

Wait a minute… Pat goes on holiday for a week, and one of VG247′s most frequent commenters (if not the most frequent), Blerk, suddenly goes silent too. The day Pat returns, just as suddenly as he went silent, Blerk decides to start commenting again.

Co-incidence? I think not.

Just spill it out Pat. You are Blerk.

:D

#14

Johnny Cullen
11/07/11, 12:54 pm

They’re bum friends, clearly.

#15

Blerk
11/07/11, 1:14 pm

I was here, I was just sulking.

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