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BULLETCAST, July 11 – What you need to know now

Monday, 11th July 2011 09:10 GMT By Patrick Garratt

Here are the weekend’s major headlines. Apart from the fact that I’ve been sitting on a beach for a week. And I’ve shaved all my hair off.

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15 Comments

  1. Patrick Garratt

    While I love games news and all that sail in it, I do feel very much better for not having thought about it for a week.

    #1 3 years ago
  2. someguy2

    You claim that you were at the beach Pat but we all knew that you were one of the News of the World journalists that hacked phones and you left in 2008 to form this site. You anticipated the media storm so you went into hiding and now that the paper has shut down you can now return to your ‘video game blog’ in peace and without controversy.

    #2 3 years ago
  3. StolenGlory

    *Looks at the video*

    Who is this imposter?

    The real Pat would never shave! :)

    #3 3 years ago
  4. Erthazus

    Pat shaved?

    http://www.planetminecraft.com/files/resource_media/screenshot/1127/impo3_145201.jpg

    #4 3 years ago
  5. Gurdil

    Mmmm were there hotties on the beach and you wanted to look younger to hit on them? That’s the only reason I could imagine for you to shave your legendary beard AND your hair all at once… lol (That or the excessive heat you experienced)

    #5 3 years ago
  6. Patrick Garratt

    I shaved everything off yesterday after I got back! I was hairy on the beach. No hotties for me. Apart from my wife, obviously.

    #6 3 years ago
  7. Blerk

    Shaved everything off?

    #7 3 years ago
  8. Patrick Garratt

    All-over wax.

    #8 3 years ago
  9. EscoBlades

    Nice haircut sir! ;)

    #9 3 years ago
  10. Roybott

    Welcome back Pat, I’d missed hearing you read the news instead of me having to read it :)

    #10 3 years ago
  11. Prof.Dr.Moertel

    Holy cow. Welcome back Pat, have fun torturing your fellow writing gnomes :D

    #11 3 years ago
  12. Patrick Garratt

    :D

    #12 3 years ago
  13. mathare92

    Wait a minute… Pat goes on holiday for a week, and one of VG247′s most frequent commenters (if not the most frequent), Blerk, suddenly goes silent too. The day Pat returns, just as suddenly as he went silent, Blerk decides to start commenting again.

    Co-incidence? I think not.

    Just spill it out Pat. You are Blerk.

    :D

    #13 3 years ago
  14. Johnny Cullen

    They’re bum friends, clearly.

    #14 3 years ago
  15. Blerk

    I was here, I was just sulking.

    #15 3 years ago

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