Fri, Jun 17, 2011 | 09:06 BST

BULLETCAST, June 17 – What you need to know now

CDPR wants to make a PS3 version of The Witcher 2. Gears of War 3′s expected to sell 6 million units. See? This means you should watch a video of me telling you news. Then you’ll know what’s going on. You’d have to be clinically insane to not want to do this. Also: it’s Friday.

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That’s it for this week. It’s hookers and cocaine till Monday. Get suited up, big man.

11 comments

#1

OrphanageExplosion
17/06/11, 9:19 am

Essential viewing. Only NOW can I have good weekend.

#2

triggerhappy686
17/06/11, 9:23 am

Supping my coffee along with you there Pat. Think you should drop the t-shirts and bring in the shirts full-time btw, looks more news readerish ;)

#3

Blerk
17/06/11, 9:23 am

lol at the Kinect SDK bit. :-D

#4

Robbins
17/06/11, 9:24 am

Jesus christ look at his elbow

#5

Patrick Garratt
17/06/11, 9:27 am

@4 – :D

Going to get the other arm done soon.

#6

OrphanageExplosion
17/06/11, 9:30 am

I’d like to see a “I have no opinion on that” custom t-shirt with VG247 logo.

Or perhaps the image of a 50 storey high VG247 logo being exploded by a MEGATON explosion. The image would of course be mathematically accurate in order to best reflect the unerring accuracy of VG247′s news coverage.

Can any one else suggest nifty custom clothing for Pat to wear during the BULLETCAST?

#7

Blerk
17/06/11, 9:31 am

No shirt, bow tie, biker hat.

#8

J.L
17/06/11, 10:14 am

Sitting in the garden eating meat = France. This is truth!

#9

Telepathic.Geometry
17/06/11, 11:49 am

I suggest a tux. Let the other sites know we mean business…

#10

Blerk
17/06/11, 12:11 pm

Very Bond. Just make sure to stir the coffee, not shake it.

#11

Telepathic.Geometry
17/06/11, 12:40 pm

I think we’re on to something here… I’ll salvage my PS3 and build a watch with a blue laser coming out of it.

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