Thu, Dec 08, 2011 | 04:29 GMT

Monday Shorts: Obama gets Witcher 2, Amnesia fundraiser, RE Anniversary

It’s a bank holiday in England and Wales, today but don’t let that stop you savouring on your daily dose of news. Sit back on your comfy-ish chair and read these snippets.

If you’re feeling bored and have nothing to do today, visit this link appropriately named “GTFO Awesomness” and a lot of quality videogame soundtracks.

6 comments

#1

macronia
30/05/11, 6:43 pm

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool :D

President Obama Recieves ‘The Witcher 2′ From Poland

Does President Obama have console or PC ? hope he plays it @ 1080p :) and skip XxX scenes :D so no one catch him

#2

Maximum Payne
30/05/11, 7:06 pm

I think Obama have MAC ? :D
Also why would Poland send Witcher 2 ? Poland obviously thinks its best they have :D :D:D

#3

DSB
30/05/11, 7:34 pm

I was hoping for a medley of game soundtracks, but it certainly offers quite a bit.

VVVVVV wins it, hands down. Kinda reminds me of how the best thing about playing a C64 was usually the music.

#4

rrw
30/05/11, 7:50 pm

fox news will go nut if they hear this

#5

YoungZer0
30/05/11, 10:20 pm

@4: “American Citizens outraged about the Gift President Obama received from Poland. The gift is the so called “Roleplaying Game” “Witcher 2″ in which the player assumes the role of the murderer-for-hire-rapist Geralt. With us today an expert on videogame violence. Hallo, Dr. Stennis”

“Hallo, Lucy.”

“Dr. Stennis, you yourself played this game, what are the goals of the game? I hear it includes Full-Frontal Nudity.”

“That is correct Lucy. The goal of the game is to rape as many women as possible, no matter the race.”

“Absolutely shocking. However we have another guest, Dickin Yurface from CD Projekt Red.”

“Hi, Lucy.”

“Mr. Yurface, why did CD Projekt create a game with the goal to rape as many women as possible?”

“Well first of al-”

“What kind of message would this game send to our children? What happened with great games like Pac Man?”

“Eh, as i wa-”

“Sorry Mr. Yurface we’re running out of time.”

#6

mathare92
30/05/11, 11:29 pm

@5 :D

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