Mon, Feb 28, 2011 | 21:42 GMT

We Dare won’t make US release

We Dare – Ubisoft’s ass-slapping, women-kissing PR disaster – won’t release in the US, IGN reports.

    Following a promo video which generated enough activity to power a small town last week, Ubisoft has “emphatically” told the site that the game will “absolutely not see release in the United States.”

    We Dare is, apparently, an after dinner couples game in which people are supposed to literally put a Wiimote down their pants and “spank” women.

    The game’s teaser video provoked a hilarious reaction from the press – it’s now only viewable in Europe on Youtube. Too racey for America, clearly.

    What’s that? Of course you can. Get it below.

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#1

Hunam
28/02/11, 5:34 pm

Sex is evil! EVIL! FEAR IT AMERICANS, FOR IT WILL KILL YOU!

#2

Heinekeno
28/02/11, 5:37 pm

Where are nipples and some bikini suits, porn industry is impatiently waiting for such a game…

#3

marijnlems
28/02/11, 5:39 pm

How is it a PR ‘disaster’, exactly? From where Ubisoft is sitting, this controversy must look juuuuuuuust fine.

#4

Gekidami
28/02/11, 5:40 pm

I actually saw this game for preorder some time ago and assumed it was only coming out in France, what with it being a Ubi game about what its about.
The name is quite different here, too.

#5

Erthazus
28/02/11, 5:41 pm

This is the best game on the Wii :D

#6

Erthazus
28/02/11, 5:43 pm

They need to make something like this for the Playstation Move and make a trailer with it + MOVE SPECIAL EDITION for WOMAN :D

#7

OrbitMonkey
28/02/11, 5:48 pm

Well as these adult games get more *interactive* I hope a range of throwaway controller covers are developed o_O

#8

Suikoden Fan
28/02/11, 5:50 pm

@6 last time i checked a move version is being made

#10

Erthazus
28/02/11, 5:54 pm

:D

#11

Gama_888
28/02/11, 6:21 pm

kinect version would be the best ;)
you are the controller…..

#12

Erthazus
28/02/11, 6:23 pm

@11, without additional tools it’s pointless. :D

#13

Kyzzz
28/02/11, 6:26 pm

Didn’t some hacker make a sex game for Kinect. I’m Pretty sure i read about it somewhere.

#14

DSB
28/02/11, 7:04 pm

Honestly, if you need a Wii game to get your orgy going, you shouldn’t really be bothering with it in the first place.

Something tells me this is aimed mostly at adventurous 15-18 year olds who are too awkward with sex to really get there any other way.

Oh, and could they make a gayer commercial than that, seriously? :P

You really want a dude who takes himself seriously enough to actually wear a vest to a social gathering to be in on your orgy. And you definitely wouldn’t want to pressure any of the women into taking their tops off at any point in time. And seriously, the lack of a gimp suit ruins any credibility that spot might’ve had. I cannot relate.

#15

DSB
28/02/11, 7:05 pm

Oh, and nobody bursts into tears halfway through. What a load of rubbish.

#16

YoungZer0
28/02/11, 7:55 pm

@8: So no need to hide the fact that the Move Controller looks like a dildo, now it can be used as such.

To topic: Really, no surprise there. Americans seem to hate everything that has to do with T&A.

#17

Fin
28/02/11, 9:00 pm

Fingers crossed for EU/UK release still. DAY ONE PURCHASE.

#18

Golden
28/02/11, 9:21 pm

Cant wait for the in-laws to come over

#19

Gurdil
28/02/11, 9:35 pm

So… Are you all being ironic or are some people really considering buying it? Cause I’m trying hard but I can’t think of any interest for this game. I’m sorry but I gotta agree with DSB here: “Honestly, if you need a Wii game to get your orgy going, you shouldn’t really be bothering with it in the first place.”

#20

Hunam
28/02/11, 11:01 pm

It’s the sort of game you put on after you have a couples dinner party and everyone has had a little too much wine. It’s not about getting people laid, it’s about having a bit of cheeky fun, and then when you get back home, well, then you’re both kinda revved up and then have some sex.

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