Kinect review round-up OF DOOM: everything in one place!

The embargo's officially lifted on Kinect, and boy was it damming back a serious flood of content. As in, this may be the Internet's Noah's Ark. Seriously people, grab two of whatever rodent happens to be scurrying through your house, build a boat, and jump past the break. Oh, and don't forget to bring a paddle. And some tissues. You'll need them to dab up the tears of blood that'll be oozing from your eyes after all this reading.

• Hardware:

• Eurogamer - No score
• Joystiq - No score
• Engadget - 6
• Kotaku - No score
• GamePro - No score
• Shacknews - No score
• IGN - 7.5
• Destructoid - No score
• CVG - 8.8
• CNET - 3.5/5
• Wired - 7
• GameSpot - No score
• Ars - Skip
• FileFront - 60/100

• Dance Central

• Eurogamer - 8
• Joystiq - 4/5
• IGN - 8
• Joystiq - 4/5
• Destructoid - 8
• 1UP - A -

• Kinect Sports

• Eurogamer - 7
• Joystiq - 4/5
• IGN - 8
• CVG - 7.9
• Destructoid - 6.5
• NowGamer - 6.4
• GameSpot - 7.5

• Kinect Adventures

• Eurogamer - 6
• Kotaku - No score
• IGN - 6.5
• CVG - 6.3
• NowGamer - 7
• Digital Spy - 3/5

• Kinectimals

• Eurogamer - 7
• Joystiq - 4/5
• IGN - 7
• GameSpot - 7.5

Kinect Joy Ride:

• Eurogamer - 5
• Joystiq - 2.5/5
• IGN - 6
• CVG - 5.3
• NowGamer - 7

• Your Shape: Fitness Evolved:

• Eurogamer - 6
• Destructoid - 8
• Joystiq - 3/5

Others:

• Fighters Uncaged (EG) - 2
• Adrenalin Misfits (IGN) - 5

If you find any more in between barely keeping your head above water and choking on a Kinectimal, let us know and we'll toss 'em up there.