Wed, Sep 22, 2010 | 15:43 BST
Win a limited edition Halo: Reach Xbox 360!
You probably really want this. We’re giving away one limited edition Halo: Reach 360 in a Microsoft competition today. Please note: This is a UK-only giveaway.
Winning it is simple. Tell us a Halo joke. Best one gets it.
We’re going to say this again: UK only.
If you win we’ll ask you for your name and address and Microsoft will send you the prize direct. You’ll get the machine and a standard copy of the game.
OK? Go. We’ll close this off and pick a winner at midday UK time tomorrow.
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#351
Marx n Engels
28/09/10, 3:14 pm
Yawn
#352
Marx n Engels
28/09/10, 5:22 pm
*tumble weed breezes past*
#353
Massiveslag
28/09/10, 5:48 pm
Marx. You’re looking a bit desperate. Besides your jokes were terrible.
#354
Marx n Engels
28/09/10, 5:50 pm
Ouch! Hit me where it hurts!
#355
abnormal alan
28/09/10, 6:07 pm
you know its gonna end up being won by someone that came on posted 1 joke and then forgot about it
#356
abnormal alan
28/09/10, 6:08 pm
If Pat keeps going like this though at least he’ll have a prize ready for when the next Halo gets released
Win a limited edition ‘Vintage’ Halo: Reach Xbox 360!
#357
Patrick Garratt
28/09/10, 6:13 pm
Jesus Christ. You lot are seriously unfunny.
#358
Suikoden Fan
28/09/10, 6:14 pm
wow, i seriously forgot about this compo lol
@Pat maybe then it should go to the worst joke
#359
Marx n Engels
28/09/10, 6:17 pm
Comedians > Gamers
#360
abnormal alan
28/09/10, 6:20 pm
what are you talking about me and Marx are bloody hilarious, it’s not our fault f the world has yet to catch up with the humor
#361
The_Deleted
28/09/10, 6:21 pm
I’ve been sat playing Reach so long my breath stinks…
I call it HALOtosis!
#362
Superet
28/09/10, 6:22 pm
Even your sarcasm isn’t funny.
#363
abnormal alan
28/09/10, 6:24 pm
who’s being sarcastic?
#364
Marx n Engels
28/09/10, 6:25 pm
Isnt sarcasm meant to be sarcastic…and not necessary funny?
#365
Superet
28/09/10, 6:26 pm
Sarcasm goes either way: funny or annoying.
#366
Marx n Engels
28/09/10, 6:27 pm
Well at least we got that sorted out.
#367
Patrick Garratt
28/09/10, 6:30 pm
Massiveslag wins. Post 245. This:
“This fit bird I met last night in a club asked me to give her a good seeing to, in exchange for a copy of Halo: Combat Evolved’
I thought fuck this for a game of soldiers!”
Massiveslag, send your name and address to patrick [at] vg247.com If you don’t see this and post it before tomorrow morning, I’ll do a news story announcing you as the winner.
Congrats. Commiserations to the rest of you. There will be more, I promise. And I’m sorry this took so long to finalise. Blame my wife. I do.
#368
abnormal alan
28/09/10, 6:34 pm
Congrats Massiveslag
you fucker
#369
OlderGamer
28/09/10, 6:35 pm
Good job Massiveslag, enjoy your new system/game.
#370
Psychotext
28/09/10, 6:35 pm
Ha, that was one of the few ones I actually read.
#371
Superet
28/09/10, 6:37 pm
Approximately how many of these actually made you laugh, Patrick?
#372
Marx n Engels
28/09/10, 6:37 pm
Congrats Massiveslag! Enjoy the console.
*wipes the tears away*
#373
ianos
28/09/10, 7:01 pm
Obviously my high-brow satire has no place in the realm of you plebs!
*storms out*
#374
rare uk
28/09/10, 8:16 pm
lol well done MassiveSlag you lucky sod! It was a good one though
#375
No_PUDding
28/09/10, 8:19 pm
Surely his/her name is insult enough?
#376
celery7
28/09/10, 11:46 pm
It’s a shame it didn’t go to an original joke, there were a few amongst the googled
/isn’t bitter
#377
xino
29/09/10, 3:59 am
who cares I didn’t win.
Xbox 360 sucks.
I love my ps3 like Patrick Garrat’s wife!
Massive. enjoy Xbawks Live full of annoying singing kids and morons.
i bet this joke is funny now right?:P
#378
Massiveslag
29/09/10, 8:41 am
I’d like to say thank you for all your congratulations. And here’s me thinking you’d be sore losers!
Pat, I’ve sent you over my address details via email.
#379
Ghost_Dog
29/09/10, 10:01 am
Let’s be honest, they were all shit jokes…
…apart from mine
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