Wed, Aug 18, 2010 | 09:23 BST
New Bulletstorm screens show guns the size of monsters, monsters the size of bigger monsters
Would you describe the wait for Bulletstorm as “bearable”? How about “no big deal”? Does it only keep you restlessly awake – your skin slick with cold rivulets of sweat – a few nights per week?
If you answered “yes” to any of the above, you clearly haven’t seen Bulletstorm. Now’s your chance to fill that gaping, potentially fatal hole in your life.
The new screens, which herald from the far away land of Gamescom, feature all manner of monstrosities both big and small – from skyscraper-sized all the way down to teensy-weensy 800-lb gorilla men.
You can see all three screens over at Joystiq. And after that, you can resume your sad, Bulletstorm-less existence with the knowledge that – for at least one fleeting moment – you were truly alive.