Mon, Jun 14, 2010 | 20:23 BST
360 Slimline announced, in stores this week
Update: 360 Slim will be available in Europe on July 16.
Original: Mattrick’s just revealed the much speculated Xbox 360 Slim for the first time.
Simply put: 250Gb, built-in wi-fi and in stores this week, with shipping beginning today.
GIGA-FUCKING-TON!!
And in an Oprah-like moment, Mattrick told everyone in the audience – including Pat and Nathan – that they would be getting a free Slim 360.
Lucky cunts.
Now, who owes Pachter some money?


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#1
Razor
14/06/10, 8:05 pm
Wow…how the hell did they keep this secret?
Sony…watch and learn.
#2
Joe Anderson
14/06/10, 8:06 pm
Wow. Thats that then.
#3
ShiroGamer
14/06/10, 8:06 pm
they should make readers win em in competition or something
#4
Freek
14/06/10, 8:09 pm
When the dust settles and the nuclear fallout is wiped away, people will start to remember the truck load of eye toy/Wii knock offs.
Halo and Gears look cool though.
#5
SunKing
14/06/10, 8:12 pm
Looks sexy as hell. Not impressed by the Kinect stuff, but was I ever going to be? (No.) Also, that Star Wars game looked like absolute garbage.
#6
zoopdeloop
14/06/10, 8:12 pm
That’s really great…but i wouldn’t rush to buy one(i already have the old one)until i hear from people that there are really no problems with it.
Always skeptical about something new,smaller-slimmer with add on features (Wi-fi)especially from Microsoft
#7
KillerDD
14/06/10, 8:13 pm
All I want to know is what will it cost?
#8
ExclusivesMostly
14/06/10, 8:13 pm
@1: we knew this yesterday. Have you been under a rock?
Plus several rumors on the net for months now.
#9
Gekidami
14/06/10, 8:14 pm
No price drop makes no sense imo. The only reason PS3 slims sold so well is because they were cheaper.
#10
Tallon 4
14/06/10, 8:15 pm
Another disc tray? Why???
Wii and PS3 haven’t got one. My only reason to probably buy is that’s it won’t make as much noise, but that’s not worth my 299.
#11
renegadegd
14/06/10, 8:17 pm
did he say world wide? i want to know if its coming to the UK next week and im guessing it will be the same price as an elite?
#12
Bleak Harvest
14/06/10, 8:17 pm
Cheapest Alienware tower to date!
#13
Psychotext
14/06/10, 8:18 pm
Was basically right about that advert image being screwed up yesterday. Must have been a dodgy CG model.
Will probably pick one up.
#14
Gekidami
14/06/10, 8:19 pm
It does look like an Alienware actually.
#15
Redh3lix
14/06/10, 8:22 pm
I’m surprised they kept the standard tray loading system as from what I understand regarding piracy, replacing or jiggery/pokerry of the drive allows you to do naughty stuff??
#16
Yoshi
14/06/10, 8:22 pm
Microsoft’s press conference was unfortunately very borring, there wasn’t anything that got me thinking WOW I CAN’T WAIT TO PLAY THAT
#17
revolting
14/06/10, 8:22 pm
Goes on sale in Europe on July 16th in Europe.
It looks like an Elite that someone chucked down a flight of stairs in a tantrum.
#18
FadeLive
14/06/10, 8:23 pm
Holy crap the Kinect stuff was some of the most boring stuff I’ve ever seen. However do want the new xbox. Now. I hope GameStop will have a trade in old for new deal.
#19
Psychotext
14/06/10, 8:24 pm
Wouldn’t have made a difference to the piracy Redh3lix. Slot load drives are essentially the same aside from the loading mechanism.
I’d wager they avoided it because they’ve got a tendency to fail more often than tray loading drives… and MS are a little bit wary about console failures right now.
#20
theevilaires
14/06/10, 8:26 pm
LMAO @12
#21
reask
14/06/10, 8:27 pm
Good point 18 they normally give OK deals on that shit.
@ vg247.
This posting comments is getting to be a right pain.
#22
AHA-Lambda
14/06/10, 8:27 pm
ooo shiny
THIS apart from rising was the ONLY surprising part and that’s sad.
I am immensely jealous of everyone in the audience getting a 360 for free cos right now i am EMBARASSED to have actually bought one.
PS: How much money wise is that they’re giving away?!?! O_O
PPS: HOW ON EARTH WAS THIS NOT LEAKED!!??
PPPS: I call audience bribes on this cos they’re conference was so crap. This way journalists wont call it the worst e3 conference eer and all that
#23
SunKing
14/06/10, 8:27 pm
Just about the only thing I cared about during that whole conference was the new Xbox, and I’m not even buying one. The Kinect stuff isn’t for me or the “core” market – the very market the Xbox was built upon – and yet they’re going for this entirely different audience. There’s a very good chance it’ll fall flat on its face, imho.
#24
g00nerz
14/06/10, 8:27 pm
It does look nice, if not exactly slim line. The new design is futuristic and smart. I will wait to see if it can handle heat, and the promise of being ‘whisper silent’ sounds too good to be true.
Interesting that the usual spot reserved for announcing the latest playstation exclusive turncoat was absent. there just ain’t no more left to steal!
#25
cookiejar
14/06/10, 8:28 pm
It looks like the original Xbox. Nice, though.
#26
Freek
14/06/10, 8:29 pm
Non of those Kinect games looked particularly polished or original. Considering it’s going up against the well established and much cheaper Wii, they have work cutt out to say the least.
#27
akrillic
14/06/10, 8:30 pm
What about all of us who watched the live blog….? I’ll settle for xbox live points to the value of a Slimline, thanks.
#28
The Hindle
14/06/10, 8:31 pm
I dont get why they have not dropped the price.
#29
justiceblob
14/06/10, 8:32 pm
I really don’t like that design. Let’s remember this is the xbox MS want families to buy, how family friendly does it look compared to the current 360. Neutral curves > Black edges IMO
#30
Moonwalker1982
14/06/10, 8:32 pm
Metal Gear was the only surprise really IMO. It looked awesome and i didn’t expect it there. Kinect took over the whole fucking show, what a goddamn shame that is.
#31
Freek
14/06/10, 8:33 pm
It’s the Apple model: more features, better looking, same price.
The PS3 needed to drop the price becuase nobody wanted it at 400 bucks, the 360 diden’t have that issue.
#32
Filofax
14/06/10, 8:33 pm
New box looks nice, can’t say I’m liking the big bloody crease down the centre though.
#33
Psychotext
14/06/10, 8:34 pm
Decent set of images here: http://www.engadget.com/photos/new-xbox-360-press-shots/#3076567
@TH: That’ll be at the end of the year. No need to do it now as you might as well grab the profit from people willing to grab anything new and shiny.
#34
Droid
14/06/10, 8:35 pm
Is there a comparison photo anywhere with the new vs old? From what I’ve seen so far, the new console looks the same size as the old one, just with the hard drive tucked inside instead of on the top.
I am surprised they havent put that kinect thing inside it though.
#35
polygem
14/06/10, 8:38 pm
the conference was so bad. 85 % kinect and kinect looked so superboring – who plays these games- seriously – i don´t get it! if i want to do sports i put on my sneakers and take my dog for a run, i f i wanna dance i go to a club. consoles are for games. i´m a 360 lover. but it really looks like this will change. can´t wait for sony this year. ms: nothing about handheld ambitions, no ff 13 versus and only games everyone knew about already for ages (except the crytek one)…watching the press conference really wasted my time. huge let down…
#36
reask
14/06/10, 8:38 pm
Nice one PT.
#37
DaMan
14/06/10, 8:39 pm
wow.
btw, terrible E3 conference. told you it will be all about Nat- er, Kinect.
#38
No_PUDding
14/06/10, 8:41 pm
That was cool for Rising trailer, and for the Crytek announcement.
Good stuff there. The other stuff is not what I watch E3 for, so I am a little disappointed.
If they drop the price of the other 360′s, then colour me more interested. I might be able to per-chase one.
#39
Anders
14/06/10, 8:42 pm
@34: They had a shell shaped as the old version placed over the new model at the conference. The difference looked pretty substantial.
#40
Blerk
14/06/10, 8:43 pm
That’s really weird. It looks like a fat bloke sat on it and broke it in half.
#41
Redh3lix
14/06/10, 8:44 pm
As a PS3 owner (and dad to three) Kinetic looked great for my kids (and wife). There were more than a few titles that looked great fun for them. The only aspect putting me off is the RUMOURED price of the damn thing. That coupled with purchasing an XBox in the first place is just too much.
I think ultimately Microsoft’s conference was a success in reaching the casual gaming audience and outlining the navigational features plus offering a glimpse of core title integration (e.g. Star Wars, Forza).
#42
AHA-Lambda
14/06/10, 8:44 pm
i just hope the press doesnt get swept up in the hype of their new free 360s ignoring the downsides.
This was MS’ wii music moment.
Specifically THAT FUCKING TIGER!!! AAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
The future of gaming people
“Lucky cunts.”
your telling me, i feel like i’m owed one for sitting through that garbage!
#43
No_PUDding
14/06/10, 8:45 pm
I agree Blerk, if by that you’re trying to say it’s avant-garde.
#44
Psychotext
14/06/10, 8:46 pm
I don’t think it’s a ton smaller though. Wont be long before we get exact details.
#45
DJ Deathstar
14/06/10, 8:49 pm
Will definately upgrade to the new 360 as i need to buy a new wireless adapter and a new hard drive anyways so may as well upgrade!
Rising, Reach, Gears 3 etc all looked immense though majority of Kinetic looked a bit naff though the Forza thing looked pretty cool. Am suprised there was no Summer of Arcade announcement? Is there a session thing after the conference like last year where this may be announced???
#46
Stefan1904
14/06/10, 8:49 pm
The new model will retail at the same price as the current Elite. The Arcade und Elite will drop in price by 50$.
The HDD is easy to change, comparable to the PS3. Digital Out and Kinect-Port on the back.
#47
Blerk
14/06/10, 8:55 pm
I was trying to say it was a bit fugly, Pud.
Are the USB ports only on the back now? I didn’t realise the PSU was internal now, that’s pretty good. If it truly is whisper quiet I could probably be persuaded to upgrade if GAME are doing decent trade-in deals.
#48
fearmonkey
14/06/10, 8:56 pm
MS’s conference was very “meh” this year, at least in my opinion. I was hoping for some head tracking and alternate controls in a serious game, but all we got was the wii like stuff. No price on Kinetic? No Major game announcements from Bethesda? ONE exclusive from Crytek but no gameplay. Not a sports fan so the ESPN stuff bored me, and the wii motion control gaming is not what I want to play.
I find myself hoping that Nintendo and Sony have some stuff that excite me, because MS’s conference was like Nintendo’s with Ravi Drums.
#49
No_PUDding
14/06/10, 8:58 pm
Personally I think it looks pretty swish. These press shots never do new hardware justification anyway.
#50
Blerk
14/06/10, 9:05 pm
It does look to be a fair bit smaller.
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