Wed, Jun 09, 2010 | 18:26 BST

Valve E3 surprise is “Portal 2 themed”

Valve’s confirmed that the surprise it has planned for E3 is “Portal 2 themed”.

Confirmation of which came at the end of a note from the developer, which also confirmed it had delayed the game into 2011.

The note said:

“To ask questions about how close we all came to dying, or to ask futile questions about the previously announced E3 ***PORTAL-2-THEMED-FOR-GOD’S SAKE*** surprise…”

So there you have it. Not Left 4 Dead 2: Episode One, not Half Life 2: Episode Three, not Half Life 3 or Source Engine 2, as we were told.

Let the speculation end. Once. And for all.

20 comments

#1

Anders
09/06/10, 6:30 pm

Ah, fuck! How much longer can they keep Half-Life 3, or HL2: Episode 3, or whatever they’ll call it, under wraps? This is getting ridiculous.

#2

cookiejar
09/06/10, 6:30 pm

Portal 2 with Natal support.
And that’s why its also been delayed.

That’s what I reckon guvnor.

#3

Dralen
09/06/10, 6:32 pm

So basically: no Half-Life 3, no Source Engine 2 and Portal 2 is delayed into 2011. I’m already disappointed.

#4

DJ Deathstar
09/06/10, 6:32 pm

Natal support is a good shout but its been delayed on PC too so not too sure? Maybe its to use a new Source Engine and thats why its been delayed? Doubt they would debut that for anything buy Half Life though.

#5

DUFFKING
09/06/10, 6:34 pm

No x 10^35

#6

loki
09/06/10, 6:38 pm

EPIC VALVE FAIL

#7

AHA-Lambda
09/06/10, 6:43 pm

@3 – yeah suddenly their amazing hype machine just let out a big stinker eh? :(

#8

Herlock
09/06/10, 6:45 pm

LOL

#9

Erthazus
09/06/10, 6:46 pm

All of you shut the fuck UP. P.L.E.A.S.E.

First of all: OMGZ! AM SO EXITED ABOT NEW TEH ENGINE

then Half-Life: EP3 OMGZ! Am SO SURE!11

then

Half-Life 3 I jizzed in my pants…

Now people are thinking about Natal… For God sake… Guys, just shut up, please…… It’s impossible to predict. And i think it’s not going to be a Natal support either, it’s something different or Wrong. I know Valve since Half-Life 1.

#10

mathare92
09/06/10, 6:47 pm

“To ask questions about how close we all came to dying”… seriously,what??

#11

AHA-Lambda
09/06/10, 6:49 pm

People be realistic!!! It will be a trailer and nothing more!!

why the **** would it be natal? natal is about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest!

#12

Yoshi
09/06/10, 6:51 pm

@9 It’s not impossible to predict. I predict just because you say you ‘know’ Valve since Half-Life 1 means you most likely don’t know much about them :P

#13

fdelfino
09/06/10, 7:02 pm

Fuck this shit. I give up.

#14

Dr.Ghettoblaster
09/06/10, 7:24 pm

…this E3 prick teasing is getting reeDONKulous…

#15

FlyBoogy
09/06/10, 7:33 pm

@2 nope the surprise is not interesting for PS3/XBOX360 press

#16

pazo5
09/06/10, 7:42 pm

f*cking goddamit

#17

ShiroGamer
09/06/10, 9:45 pm

oh fuck you gabe

#18

Blerk
10/06/10, 8:45 am

Remember just the other day when I said how everyone was blowing this ‘surprise’ announcement out of all proportion and that they wouldn’t cancel the Portal 2 reveal altogether and that the surprise would just be something slightly different but still Portal 2 related?

Yes? :-)

#19

CptKurk
10/06/10, 9:18 am

Erthazus, is that Tourette’s syndrome you’re grappling with?

#20

Clashback
10/06/10, 12:03 pm

So in Valve time “delayed until 2011″ means something like “maybe 2012, but probably a little later. In that case we’ll try Portal in episodes because that works great”…

Valve sucks monkeyballs! Come on with Ep3 already!

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