Mon, Apr 26, 2010 | 15:42 BST

Slim 360 for E3 debut, says Surfer Girl [Update]

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Update: Looks like it’s a load of shit. Too bad.

Original: Someone’s claiming to be Surfer Girl. They’re also claiming that Microsoft will show its heavily-rumoured slim 360 at E3 in June.

The blogger posted this weekend:

MS will reveal a slim 360 natal bundle at one of their two (yes, two) press conferences at this year’s e3.

What’s more the 360 will be getting a subtle rebrand, with a new logo and black as the new primary colour of the console. They feel that the new system needs to be black because a white Natal wouldn’t sit well next to the typical gloss black tv.

Fuck knows if this is the real, actual Surfer Girl. The fabled industry gossiper signed off in May 2008.

As for the news being real? Tip: very likely. A reworking of 360′s form factor’s been common knowledge in chatter-circles since Microsoft announced Natal at E3 last year. Expect this to happen in LA.

78 comments

#1

Blerk
26/04/10, 10:25 am

I can’t believe Surfer Girl is back! /o\

#2

Johnny Cullen
26/04/10, 10:28 am

Neither can I. :|

#3

Rudderless
26/04/10, 10:32 am

If true – and I’m certain it will be – it’s pretty much the most obvious news ever. Slim was always going to happen, as was a rebrand.

Two conferences makes sense, too – one for Natal, and one that doesn’t piss off the hardcore. Isn’t Nintendo having two as well?

#4

NGCes26294BIV
26/04/10, 10:33 am

Surfer Girl needs a tidier URL. (I almost wrote titier… Freudian slip?)

#5

Patrick Garratt
26/04/10, 10:35 am

It may be bollocks. It’s well-punctuated bollocks, though. And as far as I’m aware MS is going to show Slim at the show.

#6

DJ Deathstar
26/04/10, 10:36 am

Probably bigger news in that link

And Natal? Let’s just say you’ll probably be both very surprised and very pleased by one of the games revealed… what is it?

Might Get Shot if I were to tell.

With the MGS highlighted, MGS Rising to be a Natal and Move game??? How did everyone miss that

#7

cookiejar
26/04/10, 10:42 am

I hope they get rid of the horrific lime green cases as well. Sticks out like a sore thumb.

#8

mington
26/04/10, 10:42 am

@6 \o/ i hope we get to choke people to death with motion controls

#9

The Hindle
26/04/10, 10:48 am

Was the real surfer girl ever proven to be legit?

#10

DJ Deathstar
26/04/10, 10:49 am

@mington

Like Manhunt 2 did on Wii, and then got banned for doing so lol

#11

ybfelix
26/04/10, 10:54 am

Then let us Force choke people in Vader Simulation \O/

#12

rainer
26/04/10, 10:55 am

Good to Surfer Girl is back, always great gossip on her site, the Insomniac news bit is a bit interesting too “Insomniac Games will surprise everyone at E3 – probably even Sony”.

#13

Benjo1981
26/04/10, 11:05 am

@12

Maybe they’re making a multi-plat game. I remember someone from Insomniac speculating on the possibility a while ago.

#14

daytripper
26/04/10, 11:07 am

will be it possible to force choke other xbox live players, especially the call of duty campers?

#15

Boris Fett
26/04/10, 11:08 am

Why would anyone believe this? There’s almost nothing on the blog other than these posts.

#16

mington
26/04/10, 11:13 am

will be it possible to choke myself whilst playing dead or alive paradise natal

#17

Benjo1981
26/04/10, 11:21 am

@15

Yes, I have read it, thanking you very much.

The only hint in the link as to your purported Metal Gear claim is the highlighted ‘MGS’. Whilst plausible that she’s refering to Metal Gear, she could be refering to a game simply from Microsoft Game Studios.

#18

Erthazus
26/04/10, 11:34 am

I think Sony is in bi-i-i-ig trouble if they will announce new Slim version and rebrand in US. Because they will have enough time to promote it with REACH, Gears Of War 3 at Gamescom and TGS.

So yeah, probably the biggest Xbox 360 YEAR. But i’m more interested in games.

@17

***The only hint in the link as to your purported Metal Gear claim is the highlighted ‘MGS’. Whilst plausible that she’s refering to Metal Gear, she could be refering to a game simply from Microsoft Game Studios.***

They probably will show Metal Gear Solid: Rising with Natal and it will be compatible with Playstation Move too. So it’s basically PR move. I am sure for 100% that it is not a new MGS game.

#19

Blerk
26/04/10, 11:38 am

Her next post seems to imply that it’ll be a port of Metal Gear Solid Touch.

#20

Erthazus
26/04/10, 11:41 am

So basically:

1) Xbox 360 SLIM

2) Rebrand Xbox logo

3) Metal Geat Solid: Rising Natal Demo

4) Insomniac will show new game at Xbox 360 press conference (It’s going to be Exclusive game OR multiplatform) Ted Price will slap Microsoft exec ass.

#21

Benjo1981
26/04/10, 11:43 am

@19

Assuming that those two posts are related. The first post is MS related, the second seems more Sony related. But yeah, could be.

#22

DaMan
26/04/10, 11:45 am

OMFG! Surfer Girl, is she back??

#23

Blerk
26/04/10, 11:45 am

I’m going to look back over her previous posts and see how many of them actually turned out to be true. :-)

#24

The Hindle
26/04/10, 11:49 am

Surfer girl said that Hitman 5 would be out in 2008 and will be coming to the Wii. I wouldnt believe a word of it.

#25

daytripper
26/04/10, 11:51 am

@16 i’m also hoping it will be possible to flick the tv with your finger causing major earthquake type effects during a versus match

#26

DJ Deathstar
26/04/10, 11:53 am

@Boris Fett

Do you even bother to read the comments?
I already mentioned the MGS thing

#27

mington
26/04/10, 11:54 am

@25 with boobs turned up to 100 :)

i wonder when we’ll see the first nipple slip video game

#28

daytripper
26/04/10, 11:57 am

i think if the next GTA has Natal that would be umm…very interesting :D

#29

zoopdeloop
26/04/10, 12:09 pm

Didn’t Insomniac denied going multiplatform for the time being a while back but at some point they may go multiplatform?.

I’m quessing she means by “Insomniac Games will surprise everyone at E3 – probably even Sony”
that they will probably show R3 which it may be technicaly much superior to the previous title(which was a disappointment) and maybe a little bit more advanced than most titles we’ve seen so far that even Sony would be surprised.

One thing is for sure this E3 will be very interesting.Microsoft already hints at some very good stuff including a few things that they hold under wraps while Sony haven’t hinted anything “BIG” but i’m guessing they hold almost everything they’ve got for this year tightly under wraps to surprise us

#30

Benjo1981
26/04/10, 12:11 pm

@29

You don’t think that Sony knows about R3 and have seen it? That E3 will be the first time that Sony have seen R3?

That’s absurd.

R3 is a Sony exclusive, do you really think Sony would let Insomniac show it off having not seen it?

#31

Erthazus
26/04/10, 12:21 pm

@30 actually that possible, some companies don’t want to show something. They can give a glimpse to Sony of what they will show. But thats it.

Sony and Insomniac have a deep relationships together since PS1 era and Insomniac just keep it for themself just to protect the demo or trailer for leaks. Thats possible and it’s not the first time Companies do that to protect it’s announcement.

Sony’s work to know that R3 is exclusive to them, thats what they need to know.

#32

Benjo1981
26/04/10, 12:23 pm

@31

Sorry, I don’t buy it. Sony needs to know more than that a game is exclusive to them to allow a devoloper to show it at an E3 conference (one of the main focal points of the gaming calender) without them being fully aware of what is going to be shown…regardless of who they are and how close their relationship is.

#33

zoopdeloop
26/04/10, 12:24 pm

@30 It depends…Sony didn’t see the exact same built of U2 from Naughty Dog with the exact scenes before around E3 themselves.
Off course Sony have seen R3 and how it may look like…but surprises also come from the whole presentation which the developer Insomniac is only in charge and has nothing to do with Sony

#34

Blerk
26/04/10, 12:24 pm

Get away. They’ll practically have Sony breathing down their necks.

#35

Benjo1981
26/04/10, 12:28 pm

@33

Well, if that’s the way Sony strategises their E3, then..more fool them. To me, that sounds absolutely absurd.

Tbh, I’m not buying it still. For Sony to go into such a big conference without full knowledge of exactly what is being shown just seems reckless and disorganised.

I’m almost certain that these things are intensely scripted events with full knowledge of every stage of the conference and what is being shown. A bad presentation not only hurts the game being shown but also Sony, especially as it’s an exclusive.

I’d be more inclined to agree if it was multi-platform, but Sony has too much invested in exclusives to let such a thing happen.

#36

cookiejar
26/04/10, 12:32 pm

Whatever big game is in development for the PS3, and whatever they have ready to show at the presser, Sony has seen. Whoever says otherwise is mad. If that was true, they could just play a video of Rick Astley doing the ‘Helicopter’ with Sony standing there shocked.

It could well be Insomniac are putting a game out for someone else, or it could be a load of tosh all together.

#37

Gadzooks!
26/04/10, 12:33 pm

“Get away.”

Slightly off topic but I fucking love that you used this phrase!

#38

Erthazus
26/04/10, 12:34 pm

@35 Thats not absurd. They didn’t know about Naughty Dog presentation at all for example. Sony strategy is to give freedom to first party and second party. Thats why they have always awesome games compared to others. They never look at the companies and start doing the work with them. They just let companies to decide what they want.

Sony just give First Party or second party developer like Insomniac Budget and they make a game at the end of the day Sony will come and ask them: Can you show us the game?
Insomniac: Yes we can
They show them build and thats it. But how 1st or 2nd party will present the product depends only on developers choice. They need to tell just how much the time they will spend on it.

that was always since 1st party and that was a success for Sony all the time.

#39

zoopdeloop
26/04/10, 12:43 pm

Pretty much what Erthazus says.
surprise for Sony from Inscomniac would be the exact presentation of their game and the reception from people who would see it…which wasn’t good at all from their previous Resistance game.
If Insomniac surprises everyone say for example with R3 then Sony would be surprised too from the reception

#40

Benjo1981
26/04/10, 12:44 pm

@38

Rubbish. 1st party, as well as 2nd party, developers pitch their games just like everyone else. Sony does not give them free reign to do whatever they please.

And I’m certain they don’t give them free reign to present what the hell they please at E3 conferences.

#41

Benjo1981
26/04/10, 12:46 pm

@39

Freedom of development (which is what Erthazus is talking about) and the reception of a game, are two very different things.

Of course Sony, nor Insomniac, know how the game will be received, so both will be surprised (given a narrow reading of ‘surprise’) because you can’t know how people will take the game…until they see it.

What I’m denying is that Sony doesn’t know EXACTLY what is going to be shown and HOW it is going to be presented.

#42

Erthazus
26/04/10, 12:47 pm

@40 you need me to give you Naughty Dog videos when they say clearly that Sony don’t give a fuck about what they do? It is from Writer and Designer words.

Or… you need me to give you the same shit from Santa Monica?

You started playing at 7th gen consoles? Sony do that since PS1 ERA. It’s Shuhei Yoshida strategy with 1st party companies. It was that way always. ALWAYS.

#43

Blerk
26/04/10, 12:48 pm

I’m inclined to agree. What kind of company would ever risk giving a pot of cash to anyone and then letting them do what they wanted with it? They wouldn’t do that even with an internal studio. And the E3 press conference is their biggest moment in the limelight of the whole year – to say that Sony don’t 110% know exactly what is going to happen down to the last second is just nonsense.

#44

Benjo1981
26/04/10, 12:49 pm

@42

Go on then, give me the links.

#45

Erthazus
26/04/10, 12:50 pm

@41 i think they saw the build and give presentation to Insomniac i’m sure for that. Ok… We will see, but thats what Surfer girl tell. It will surprise even Sony.

Maybe it’s a sarcasm or maybe it’s truth. No one knows.

#46

Benjo1981
26/04/10, 12:51 pm

@45

Or, maybe it’s got nothing at all to do with R3. Insomniac have been hinting at doing a multi-plat game so THAT would surprise Sony.

#47

DaMan
26/04/10, 12:54 pm

I remember it clear as day how David Jaffe said his game was canned because Phil Harrison doubted it’ll be commercially successful. it’s simply laughable to say they have no idea what’s going on in the studio they own.

and Shuhei Yoshida wasn’t even the president of SCE in the PS1 era.

#48

Erthazus
26/04/10, 1:00 pm

@44 http://g4tv.com/videos/43342/Feedback—-Naughty-Dog-Uncharted-2-Special/

Thats just an example.

+ if they are going multiplat, Sony will know this for 100% Sony funding Insomniac for a long, long time and they are friends with Ted Price so probably Sony know about it. Somehow but will know about it.

@43 they know about build and product. But they give absolute freedom to first parties Thats Shuhei vision of doing things right.
About R3. Yes, they know about the build and Sony probably said what time frame Insomniac have to show it’s product.
Sony is known for leaks so probably Insomniac know what to show and Sony don’t bothers with it.

Surfer Girls say too much since 2008 about Insomniac so she have something to do with Insomniac more or less and i think she is trying to say that: What Insomniac will show will surprise YOU, ME and even SONY

ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR… It will surprise how Insomniac showed a good game at Microsoft E3 press conference.

#49

zoopdeloop
26/04/10, 1:02 pm

Blerk they know how the game is pretty much what i’m saying here is that they(Sony) don’t know right now what they will present exactly about the game and how people will recieve it(from the audience)not before around the days of the event.Right now they might have on schedule that Insomniac may present R3 nothing more.They don’t know exactly what they will present(exact scenes,gameplay e.t.c) not before around these days
IF the audience goes all cheering with what they might see then it would be “probably” a surprise for Sony too since last time with R2 that wasn’t the case

#50

Blerk
26/04/10, 1:02 pm

@46, somehow I doubt even that would be a surprise to them.

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