Modern Warfare 2 defies space-time continuum, logs over 200,000 years of gameplay

Guys, just go ahead and turn off the sun or something. We're pretty sure it's not being used anymore.

Via Twitter, Infinity Ward's Robert Bowling confirmed that Modern Warfare 2 has sent all of human society screeching to a halt.

"Wow. Modern Warfare 2 players have invested more than 1.75 billion hours (200,000+ yrs) of #MW2 gameplay on #xboxlive alone since release," he said.

Guys, this is why we've never seen any aliens. Their technology advanced right up to the point where they invented Modern Warfare 2, and then they lost all interest in doing anything else. So roll the credits, folks, because humanity's finished.

Anyway, with all that said, anyone wanna play some Modern Warfare 2?