Thu, Apr 01, 2010 | 13:52 BST
No female Agents for Crackdown 2

If you were hoping to dish out future justice lady-style, Agent, you may need a little cry: Crackdown 2′s avatars will be exclusively sans tits.
“In Crackdown, the amount of memory that it was going to take for it to do all the actual animation, the texture sets and the models for the females – we would’ve needed to massively reduce other sections of the game,” creative director Billy Thomson told 1UP at PAX East last week.
“So rather than do two separate models, we cut it back and gave the player as much customization as we could on the male character and that allowed us to use that extra memory to do other things in the game.”
That’s it. Suck it up, women. Or down. Or whatever. Get yourself some low-memory bodies next time.
The crime-crushing sequel, developed by Scottish newbie Ruffian Games, releases on July 9.


5 comments
#1
evilashchris
01/04/10, 2:05 pm
That’s one hell of a last paragraph
#2
Zurtech
01/04/10, 3:40 pm
Well that’s £40 saved.
#3
itsucks
01/04/10, 4:56 pm
Wouldn’t make sense, this is a game for grown up men with balls, not some nerdy sonyboy girlies and their PMS vaginas.
#4
Gheritt White
01/04/10, 5:11 pm
itsucks: I take it that means you won’t be getting this game, then?
#5
frostquake
02/04/10, 4:43 am
Actually they had enough memory to make the tits they didn’t have enough to give curves or va-jay-jays… They could still give the guys Tits and just call them Trannies!