MW2 Stimulus Package Elite comp – the winner

Wednesday, 31st March 2010 08:19 GMT By Patrick Garratt


Yeah. Apparently this site is read by talented, dangerous perverts. Pretty obviously, NSFW.

To recap. We asked you to draw a picture based on the theme of “stimulation” for a Microsoft competition in celebration of yesterday’s Modern Warfare 2 Stimulus Package launch. We didn’t get quite as many cock pics as we’d been expecting, but not far off.

There were, however, a large amount of entries involving Activision Blizzard boss Bobby Kotick and lots of money. Impressive.

In truth, we were really blown away by some of these, and we’re genuinely sorry we don’t have more prizes.

The winner is evilashchris with this:


It’s got it all: lots of cocks, a mention of VG247, a terrible pun and anti-corporate cynicism. Send your address to patrick [at] and we’ll pass it over to Microsoft. You win a branded 360 Super Elite, consisting of a Modern Warfare 2-alised machine, two wireless controllers, a 250Gb HDD and the game.

Here’s everything submitted. Sincere thanks to everyone who entered: good shit.

Obviously, some of this stuff is clearly “borrowed”. Sorry about that, legitimate owners.

And honourable mention to this guy. GIFs don’t work in our amazing broken gallery system, and he’s clearly spent ages on it. Big up.



  1. Freek

    I really shoulden’t have clicked this while at work…O_O

    edit, no need to apologies, I was being sarcastic :D

    #1 5 years ago
  2. Patrick Garratt

    Whoops. Sorry. I’ve added a caveat.

    #2 5 years ago
  3. Blerk

    Ha ha! Well done, evilashchris!

    I knew there was a good reason for me not to enter this one. There appear to be far too many people with actual drawing talent out there. :-)

    #3 5 years ago
  4. Mike

    Well deserved that man

    #4 5 years ago
  5. Johnny Cullen

    Congrats. Well deserved.

    That said, I cried out laughing at that Bobby Kotick album cover. Seriously.

    Kudos to whomever made that.

    #5 5 years ago
  6. Syrok

    Congrats, evilashchris. Had a feeling that that would win in the end. :)

    #6 5 years ago
  7. Amored

    Congratulations to the winner! You really deserved to win this one. Some fantasy… :P

    #7 5 years ago
  8. FadeLive

    Hah I knew that drawing it would win it was brilliant, Congratulation evilashchris. I will never look at Soap in the same way lol. :)

    @Johnny Cullen thanks for the kudos on the album cover. :)

    #8 5 years ago
  9. Robo_1

    That’s brilliant, a totally well earned win. :)

    #9 5 years ago
  10. NGCes26294BIV

    Congrats. Well-deserved.

    #10 5 years ago
  11. evilashchris


    Woo! Thank you!

    Made my millenia! :D

    #11 5 years ago
  12. BraveLittleCrumpet

    Well done. An awesome picture and much deserved win

    #12 5 years ago
  13. reask

    Congrats evilashchris.
    Nice prize as well.

    #13 5 years ago
  14. theevilaires

    Yea that’s pretty good art work.

    #14 5 years ago
  15. Ghost_Dog

    Mine isn’t shown on here.

    Did you see it Pat?

    #15 5 years ago
  16. Patrick Garratt

    @15 What’s the link? I’ll add it now.

    #16 5 years ago
  17. Ayrtonious

    Pfft, mine wasn’t even close!

    #17 5 years ago
  18. KayZ

    Wtf, Mine isn’t there and i entered

    #18 5 years ago
  19. shawncherchio

    no runners up :( bummer

    #19 5 years ago
  20. Amored

    Yeah. Add a 2nd and 3rd place too :)

    #20 5 years ago

Comments are now closed on this article.