MW2 Stimulus Package Elite comp – the winner

Wednesday, 31 March 2010 08:19 GMT By Patrick Garratt


Yeah. Apparently this site is read by talented, dangerous perverts. Pretty obviously, NSFW.

To recap. We asked you to draw a picture based on the theme of “stimulation” for a Microsoft competition in celebration of yesterday’s Modern Warfare 2 Stimulus Package launch. We didn’t get quite as many cock pics as we’d been expecting, but not far off.

There were, however, a large amount of entries involving Activision Blizzard boss Bobby Kotick and lots of money. Impressive.

In truth, we were really blown away by some of these, and we’re genuinely sorry we don’t have more prizes.

The winner is evilashchris with this:


It’s got it all: lots of cocks, a mention of VG247, a terrible pun and anti-corporate cynicism. Send your address to patrick [at] and we’ll pass it over to Microsoft. You win a branded 360 Super Elite, consisting of a Modern Warfare 2-alised machine, two wireless controllers, a 250Gb HDD and the game.

Here’s everything submitted. Sincere thanks to everyone who entered: good shit.

Obviously, some of this stuff is clearly “borrowed”. Sorry about that, legitimate owners.

And honourable mention to this guy. GIFs don’t work in our amazing broken gallery system, and he’s clearly spent ages on it. Big up.