Wed, Feb 10, 2010 | 14:16 GMT

Win a BioShock 2 Collector’s Edition and an “Eve hypo”

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Been a while since we did one of these, so let’s relive the good times. Whoever posts the 1,000th comment on this article wins a BioShock 2 Special Edition for 360 and the following, as relayed by the lovely PR setting this up: “Eve hypo, water bottle, hoodie, vinyl record.”

Would you kindly make it quick?

1,051 comments

#651

FadeLive
10/02/10, 4:14 pm

So there was this station right only it was a space station and stuff and then there were these alien zombies only the space stations had stores you could buy guns so then there was this ape shit crazy engineer who has visions right and then he was like holy crap there are zombie aliens with magic powers here gonna kill these things oh im kinda crazy however i know that in my sequel i will be in charge and be even more ape shit crazy so i have to kill these things you know and well thats what the story was all about an ape shit engineer with a funky mask and freaky alien magic zombie pirates and there was this chikc but she was kinda crazy too so it the crazy ape shit engineer dude had to clean the kitchen and toilet

Punctuations are overrated can you read the story and live. Mwhahahahaha.

#652

Raining_Upwards
10/02/10, 4:14 pm

670

#653

mington
10/02/10, 4:14 pm

google wordpress similes

#654

Madeira
10/02/10, 4:14 pm

Dead Space 2 sucks

#655

Suzurioshi
10/02/10, 4:14 pm

662

#656

Raining_Upwards
10/02/10, 4:15 pm

678

#657

Raining_Upwards
10/02/10, 4:15 pm

Dead space 2 sucks?

#658

Thientje
10/02/10, 4:15 pm

nicuuuuuuh

#659

crackdude
10/02/10, 4:15 pm

682

#660

lasttroy
10/02/10, 4:15 pm

thx for the info xxhouse.

I talk five languages, russian included xDD

All the others, can go to home xDD

#661

mington
10/02/10, 4:15 pm

i sat on a spoon of anthrax

#662

crackdude
10/02/10, 4:15 pm

lol i’m so 666

#663

Raining_Upwards
10/02/10, 4:15 pm

10/10!!

#664

Thientje
10/02/10, 4:15 pm

BS2!!!!!!!!!!!

#665

tsubasaozora10
10/02/10, 4:16 pm

bro, i’m helping you ;P

#666

mington
10/02/10, 4:16 pm

14mins you fuck bag

#667

Raining_Upwards
10/02/10, 4:16 pm

Or not

#668

crackdude
10/02/10, 4:16 pm

if this was dante’s inferno i’d won

#669

Raining_Upwards
10/02/10, 4:16 pm

PS3

#670

Mattigan
10/02/10, 4:16 pm

Helloooo?

#671

Raining_Upwards
10/02/10, 4:17 pm

And

#672

Yoshi
10/02/10, 4:17 pm

I got a feeling tonights guna be a goooood now wooooooohooooooo

#673

Thientje
10/02/10, 4:17 pm

omgomgmogmfg

#674

FadeLive
10/02/10, 4:17 pm

@Madeira

Duuuuude you went to the future and played Dead Space 2? Damnit now I totally want a time machine too. Im thinking im gonna make the time machine in a car. A car that can fly and has funky doors!

#675

ninjanutta2
10/02/10, 4:17 pm

woot….

#676

Suzurioshi
10/02/10, 4:17 pm

682

#677

Suzurioshi
10/02/10, 4:18 pm

686

#678

whoelse
10/02/10, 4:18 pm

blah blah blah

#679

Raining_Upwards
10/02/10, 4:18 pm

686

#680

Suzurioshi
10/02/10, 4:18 pm

too fast !! xD

#681

Mattigan
10/02/10, 4:18 pm

srtgh

#682

lasttroy
10/02/10, 4:18 pm

Need Bioshock 2…
Need to inject plasmids into my veins

#683

Mattigan
10/02/10, 4:18 pm

srthsrth

#684

Micmic
10/02/10, 4:18 pm

Am I feeling lucky? Not really..

#685

FadeLive
10/02/10, 4:18 pm

So its all about numbers ey. Fancy numbers well I suck at math so take that!

#686

Yoshi
10/02/10, 4:18 pm

Ohhh seems like its speeding up a tad now

#687

mington
10/02/10, 4:19 pm

why do i have so much trouble getting into my….

#688

tsubasaozora10
10/02/10, 4:19 pm

724

#689

Raining_Upwards
10/02/10, 4:19 pm

699

#690

Mattigan
10/02/10, 4:19 pm

rthhh

#691

Suzurioshi
10/02/10, 4:19 pm

693

#692

mington
10/02/10, 4:19 pm

bananas

#693

Yoshi
10/02/10, 4:19 pm

Becos your ment to unbutton your

#694

Raining_Upwards
10/02/10, 4:19 pm

700!

#695

Moonwalker1982
10/02/10, 4:19 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Eq2yg-dK5E&feature=player_embedded#

Metro 20333, could be very promising. Coming out as soon as march already.

#696

mescalineeyes
10/02/10, 4:19 pm

woah

#697

Suzurioshi
10/02/10, 4:19 pm

oranges

#698

FadeLive
10/02/10, 4:19 pm

Oranges

#699

mington
10/02/10, 4:19 pm

tis, fuck off you leeching meat bags

#700

Micmic
10/02/10, 4:19 pm

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