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Wednesday, 10 February 2010 14:16 GMT By Patrick Garratt

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Been a while since we did one of these, so let’s relive the good times. Whoever posts the 1,000th comment on this article wins a BioShock 2 Special Edition for 360 and the following, as relayed by the lovely PR setting this up: “Eve hypo, water bottle, hoodie, vinyl record.”

Would you kindly make it quick?

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1051 Comments

  1. Yoshi

    FIRST COMMENT did i win? :D :P

    #1 5 years ago
  2. Detale

    Oh dear. It’s not like I had anything better to do this afternoon anyway.

    #2 5 years ago
  3. lochnesssnowman

    Good times. These were good fun :)

    #3 5 years ago
  4. Mauller

    “the 1,000th comment”

    Did I win?

    You said whoever posts the 1,000th comment.

    #4 5 years ago
  5. Gheritt White

    Listen, can I just have it anyway? I’ll make it worth your while…

    I SUCK DICK FOR EVE HYPOS

    #5 5 years ago
  6. Detale

    I don’t even own a 360, I’m just here to make up the numbers.

    #6 5 years ago
  7. mington

    yay i want that!

    #7 5 years ago
  8. mington

    i go home in 2hours 10 min, will we reach it by then?

    #8 5 years ago
  9. killercow

    Last time was fun!

    #9 5 years ago
  10. Psychotext

    Bye bye site… lol

    (What’s an eve hypo, and what does the hoodie look like?)

    #10 5 years ago
  11. Michael O’Connor

    You are a cruel bunch of bastards.

    No way in hell I’m staying awake until 1000 though…

    #11 5 years ago
  12. Ghost_Dog

    Here we go again…

    #12 5 years ago
  13. Yoshi

    Well ive got nothing else to do today except for college work lol

    #13 5 years ago
  14. mington

    why a thousand? you should make it like 200, so only the vg247 purest that hang here all day know about….with 1000 we;ll get a load of undeserving fools on here

    #14 5 years ago
  15. Detale

    I think we need photo’s of the VG247 crew modelling the hoodie.

    #15 5 years ago
  16. mington

    5

    #16 5 years ago
  17. mington

    http://www.besportier.com/archives/eleonore-de-ruuk-hoodie-clothing.jpg

    #17 5 years ago
  18. mington

    4

    #18 5 years ago
  19. Yoshi

    5!

    #19 5 years ago
  20. Len

    Are we there yet…?

    #20 5 years ago
  21. mington

    3

    #21 5 years ago
  22. Yoshi

    4!

    #22 5 years ago
  23. mington

    fuck me, i’m gonna be doing a lot of donkey work

    #23 5 years ago
  24. mington

    2

    #24 5 years ago
  25. mington

    1

    #25 5 years ago
  26. Yoshi

    1000 comments on the wall 1000 comments on the wall, but if one fell off and fucked around then there would be 999 comments on the wall

    #26 5 years ago
  27. mington

    looks like i’m the only one who wants it!

    #27 5 years ago
  28. Yoshi

    999 comments on the wall 999 comments on the wall, but if one fell off and fucked around then there would be 998 comments on the wall

    #28 5 years ago
  29. mington

    0

    #29 5 years ago
  30. Yoshi

    998 comments on the wall 998 comments on the wall, but if one fell off and fucked around then there would be 997 comments on the wall

    #30 5 years ago
  31. mington

    -1

    #31 5 years ago
  32. Yoshi

    997 comments on the wall 997 comments on the wall, but if one fell off and fucked around then there would be 996 comments on the wall

    #32 5 years ago
  33. crackdude

    so shall we talk about something? lol

    #33 5 years ago
  34. mington

    how about me and yoshi just fight for it :) actually a thumb war, i don”t like violence…on me

    #34 5 years ago
  35. Yoshi

    996 comments on the wall 996 comments on the wall, but if one fell off and fucked around then there would be 995 comments on the wall

    #35 5 years ago
  36. Petulant Radish

    I’d like a present

    #36 5 years ago
  37. mington

    i only ate one banana

    #37 5 years ago
  38. GloriouS

    good luck y’all! :P

    #38 5 years ago
  39. FadeLive

    Oooooooooooooooooooooh Snap!

    #39 5 years ago
  40. Yoshi

    Haha mington i accept your challenge ;)

    #40 5 years ago
  41. Petulant Radish

    Touch me vicar

    #41 5 years ago
  42. FadeLive

    dadadadadadadadadada BATMAN :o

    #42 5 years ago
  43. Yoshi

    Whats the thumb war song?

    #43 5 years ago
  44. anjin

    more comments :@

    #44 5 years ago
  45. anjin

    people without record decks should be banned from winning

    #45 5 years ago
  46. SpartanNuke

    Aight!
    please tell me an Indian is as much “eligible” as u guys (from EU and US) are (for this… awesomeness)
    please do not disappoint me…

    #46 5 years ago
  47. Yoshi

    No! Jonarob you cant spam! you must make them atleast a little interesting :)

    You should join the Comments on the wall song ;)

    #47 5 years ago
  48. Eregol

    So, this is going to bring the site to a screeching halt once again.
    I most likely wont be here for the 1000th comment either.

    Damn.

    #48 5 years ago
  49. Yoshi

    995 comments on the wall 995 comments on the wall, but if one fell off and fucked around then there would be 994 comments on the wall

    #49 5 years ago
  50. Eregol

    Just realised it’s for the 360 version as well.

    So, in the words of Dragon’s Den.

    I’m out.

    #50 5 years ago
  51. Gheritt White

    I need to go to the toiiiilettt!

    #51 5 years ago
  52. anjin

    so. . .anyone else had snow today?

    #52 5 years ago
  53. Psychotext

    OI! WHAT’S THE HYPO AND WHAT DOES THE HOODIE LOOK LIKE?!!?

    #53 5 years ago
  54. Brodrood

    lol 1000 comments

    #54 5 years ago
  55. Yoshi

    Im sorry Ted but your bin bag clothes just dont thrill me anymore… I’m Out.

    #55 5 years ago
  56. Johnny Cullen

    As long as it gets you to 1,000, go nuts.

    Just don’t overdo it, eh? :)

    #56 5 years ago
  57. SeWICX

    I just got god of war 3 in my mAIL BOX! payes of to have contacts! HELL YEAH

    #57 5 years ago
  58. Detale

    I’d say you’ve got plenty of time to pop to the loo.

    #58 5 years ago
  59. Yoshi

    Gheritt i actually did, only a tiny bit though :(

    #59 5 years ago
  60. FadeLive

    Has anybody tried the Cerebus armor for ME2 here? I tried it earlier today and what is up with the helmet looking like a box ;p

    #60 5 years ago
  61. Raining_Upwards

    Remember SeWICX.

    Say ‘NO’ to Crack.

    #61 5 years ago
  62. anjin

    are we there yet?

    #62 5 years ago
  63. mington

    i bet johnny will win it, its a fix

    #63 5 years ago
  64. Fnerk

    This may take a while.

    #64 5 years ago
  65. SeWICX

    FadeLive YOU ARE MY BESTFRIEND :D

    #65 5 years ago
  66. mington

    blood dragon armour all the way

    #66 5 years ago
  67. Yoshi

    mington agreed that sneaky devil

    #67 5 years ago
  68. Mattigan

    jujh

    #68 5 years ago
  69. FadeLive

    @SeWICX

    Fo shizzles :D

    #69 5 years ago
  70. mington

    oooo i hurt my jaw on a breakfast bar

    #70 5 years ago
  71. SpartanNuke

    please temme!! :(

    #71 5 years ago
  72. lasttroy

    Any condition to win the game? ^^

    #72 5 years ago
  73. Yoshi

    I bet heres already opened it and hes playin right now thinkin “ho ho ho… suckers… ho ho AHHH BIG SISTER”

    #73 5 years ago
  74. mington

    i did what now

    #74 5 years ago
  75. xxhouse

    Next attempt

    #75 5 years ago
  76. FadeLive

    So Bad Company 2, that game is so bad ass. I want it now.

    #76 5 years ago
  77. mington

    did a chuck

    #77 5 years ago
  78. anjin

    I might just buy it. . .I can’t take this stress

    #78 5 years ago
  79. mington

    dad a chum

    #79 5 years ago
  80. Yoshi

    FadeLine agreed only on pc though Muuhhaaaa

    #80 5 years ago
  81. SpartanNuke

    Meh!
    y’all wanna disappoint me? :(
    please!! help =(

    #81 5 years ago
  82. Mattigan

    m

    #82 5 years ago
  83. asphaltcowboy

    1000? That’s going to take foreeeeeever!

    #83 5 years ago
  84. Centipede

    nice contest again

    #84 5 years ago
  85. mington

    did a chic

    #85 5 years ago
  86. sweetasman01

    do want!

    #86 5 years ago
  87. Petulant Radish

    I’ve got a lump of lard in my trousers

    #87 5 years ago
  88. Detale

    This is taking a lot longer than before, I swear.

    #88 5 years ago
  89. SpartanNuke

    Aight! me asks again!
    is an indian “eligible for something like this?

    #89 5 years ago
  90. mington

    poo

    #90 5 years ago
  91. Centipede

    practice post 1

    #91 5 years ago
  92. SpartanNuke

    “eligible”*

    #92 5 years ago
  93. Petulant Radish

    I’m off for a wee

    #93 5 years ago
  94. SeWICX

    MOMO SMOOTHIE – GLITCH – FL STUDIO!!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgPRHVsKDSI

    IM ON CRACK yO

    #94 5 years ago
  95. mington

    an american indian or a indian indian

    #95 5 years ago
  96. Raining_Upwards

    An indian indian?

    #96 5 years ago
  97. mington

    100 yes!

    #97 5 years ago
  98. FadeLive

    @Yoshi

    PC version is always awesume ;D gonna get it for the PS3 though because my friends only play on the PS3. :/

    #98 5 years ago
  99. Raining_Upwards

    Hmmm…

    #99 5 years ago
  100. SpartanNuke

    Indian Indian :(

    #100 5 years ago
  101. mington

    cunts :)

    #101 5 years ago
  102. Detale

    @ SpartanNuke

    You might want to try contacting Johnny or Pat about eligibility. I don’t think any of the nutters in this thread will have a clue.

    #102 5 years ago
  103. anjin

    fun game to play while we wait

    press ctrl + v, show us whats in your clipboard

    mine:
    The striker, who rejected a move to Spanish giants Real Madrid last year fearing he would not be a regular first-team choice

    #103 5 years ago
  104. Yoshi

    BTW heres some news for you

    Battlefield: Bad Company 2 ranks revealed :)

    http://badcompanytwo.com/news-post/bad-company-2-multiplayer-ranks-revealed/

    #104 5 years ago
  105. mington

    that looks bad

    #105 5 years ago
  106. onlineatron

    Damn, I’m on my phone and I can’t see the numbers… Someone tell me when I win please :D

    #106 5 years ago
  107. mington

    now i need to go pee pee

    #107 5 years ago
  108. Petulant Radish

    It was a good wee

    #108 5 years ago
  109. Jadeskye

    Ugh fuck this, last time they did one of these i lost a full day of work.

    #109 5 years ago
  110. SpartanNuke

    @mington
    u racist bastard.. sigh… so maybe im outta this.. awesomeness.. i guess.. it might take sometime to contact them moderators.. right…

    #110 5 years ago
  111. Yoshi

    You cant see the numbers on the left of comments? hoowww lol

    #111 5 years ago
  112. anjin

    @ onlineatron

    Well done, now stop posting

    #112 5 years ago
  113. Centipede

    post number 3

    #113 5 years ago
  114. SpartanNuke

    D:
    im so sorry mington

    #114 5 years ago
  115. mington

    someones in there

    WHO IS IT

    #115 5 years ago
  116. Yoshi

    LETS PLAY A GAME

    First person to comment after me smells

    #116 5 years ago
  117. mington

    FREEEEEEEEEEEEMAN

    YOU WILLLLL LEEAAAAARRRNNNN MUCH

    #117 5 years ago
  118. FadeLive

    Looks good I hope the ranking and unlocks are more fun than Bad Company 1 cause I got bored there quickly once I unlocked the weapon I wanted. So far I’ve enjoyed the demo for BC2 ALOT though ;p

    #118 5 years ago
  119. mington

    damn it

    cunts!

    #119 5 years ago
  120. Yoshi

    OMG mington smells haha everyone point and laugh! ha ha ho hm hmmm… …

    #120 5 years ago
  121. SpartanNuke

    There’s a devil waitin’ outside your door
    (how much longer?)

    #121 5 years ago
  122. mington

    sorry, my obscenity was referring to missing the 100 spot :)

    #122 5 years ago
  123. lasttroy

    Wow 124 answers.
    It goes very fast xDD

    #123 5 years ago
  124. Petulant Radish

    this is easy

    #124 5 years ago
  125. mington

    my girlfriend like my musk

    #125 5 years ago
  126. Jadeskye

    I would Bang Lady Shepard even though she’s a slut.

    #126 5 years ago
  127. Peter D

    I really should comment more, I’m on here half the day anyway

    #127 5 years ago
  128. anjin

    @ SpartanNuke

    1000 respect points for quoting Cave

    #128 5 years ago
  129. Petulant Radish

    The person below me loves me and wants to take me out for a chicken dinner but will then never call me again

    #129 5 years ago
  130. mington

    biscuits and gravy

    #130 5 years ago
  131. SpartanNuke

    okay…

    #131 5 years ago
  132. Detale

    It’s taken over 30 minutes just to get this far, so my tiny brain reackons you’ve got about another three and a half hours of this…

    #132 5 years ago
  133. The Hindle

    Bioshock 2 free gotta win gotta win

    #133 5 years ago
  134. lasttroy

    I have all the day, Peter D xDDD

    #134 5 years ago
  135. mington

    …i heard goes well with chicken, pick you up at eight

    #135 5 years ago
  136. SpartanNuke

    @anjin
    Lol wut?

    #136 5 years ago
  137. Yoshi

    Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmy

    #137 5 years ago
  138. mington

    it so gonna be home time before this finishes :(

    #138 5 years ago
  139. Yoshi

    Anyone know what i just quoted from lol

    #139 5 years ago
  140. anjin

    You were quoting Nick Cave right?

    #140 5 years ago
  141. lasttroy

    When we arrive at post 990, noone will tal xD

    #141 5 years ago
  142. mington

    i was just gonna rent it anyway

    #142 5 years ago
  143. SpartanNuke

    Meh!
    me wins it for nuts!

    #143 5 years ago
  144. Yoshi

    Nope not quoting Nick Cave, a clue its a comedy

    #144 5 years ago
  145. mington

    someone should stick a nice big fat bioshock 2 story spoiler in here
    ahahahahahahahahahah

    #145 5 years ago
  146. SpartanNuke

    @anjin nope
    ’twas from a song
    loverman by metallica :D

    #146 5 years ago
  147. anjin

    Unless you’re quoting the metallica cover version

    In which case you have to give those respect points back :@

    #147 5 years ago
  148. lasttroy

    I always look this page. I hope that I’ll win the game :P

    #148 5 years ago
  149. Petulant Radish

    I’ll enjoy the chicken, I won’t enjoy the endless nights waiting next to the phone after…you cad.

    #149 5 years ago
  150. mington

    really holding on now

    #150 5 years ago
  151. anjin

    Loverman is not a song by metallica, they covered it, go look up the far superior original version

    #151 5 years ago
  152. mington

    @radish :)

    #152 5 years ago
  153. mington

    anyone listen to Anthony and the johnsons?

    #153 5 years ago
  154. Yoshi

    @mington

    Errmm… you meet a BIG SISTER and then she slaps you silly and tell you to do the damn washing up before BIG MOMMA gets home

    #154 5 years ago
  155. anjin

    We need to up the rate of comments, seems to be slowing down

    #155 5 years ago
  156. SpartanNuke

    uh-
    omg…
    gotta check it out :D
    thanx man!

    #156 5 years ago
  157. mington

    Baroness the blue album RULES check it out

    #157 5 years ago
  158. lasttroy

    I haven’t money to buy the game right now. Please God, I need this one ^^

    #158 5 years ago
  159. SpartanNuke

    *spoiler*
    blah blah blah blah
    hehehe…

    #159 5 years ago
  160. Dimacorgan

    already have this for the ps3, but I am enjoying it so…

    #160 5 years ago
  161. mington

    bioshock is a silly name when you think about it

    #161 5 years ago
  162. anjin

    not compared to mington

    #162 5 years ago
  163. Yoshi

    BioShock…SystemShock…BioShock…SystemShock

    Oh fuck it! ill never understand whats similar with these names

    #163 5 years ago
  164. Petulant Radish

    Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.

    #164 5 years ago
  165. SpartanNuke

    i will try to find my place
    in the diary of jane.. or big sista’

    #165 5 years ago
  166. Ghost_Dog

    Nick Cave AND Metallica both rule!

    #166 5 years ago
  167. anjin

    more comments pls

    #167 5 years ago
  168. lasttroy

    @Dimacorgan

    If you win the Xbox 360 version, you could give me the Ps3 version xDD

    #168 5 years ago
  169. mington

    down at the buttom of the garden…

    #169 5 years ago
  170. Centipede

    how far are we?

    #170 5 years ago
  171. Dimacorgan

    Btw, I am wondering, does it work even if I live in Italy?

    #171 5 years ago
  172. mington

    mington rules!

    El’mington

    #172 5 years ago
  173. anjin

    I was at the first ever Grinderman gig

    #173 5 years ago
  174. Rhythm

    360 only? What’s the bloody point of me entering then

    #174 5 years ago
  175. anjin

    It was in Butlins in minehead

    #175 5 years ago
  176. SpartanNuke

    in your head
    in ur head
    Zombie
    Zombie~~~~~~

    #176 5 years ago
  177. mington

    i’m a guess its a pal version, they’ll probably send it anywhere you’d like

    #177 5 years ago
  178. anjin

    Festivals in Butlins are pretty cool

    #178 5 years ago
  179. Dimacorgan

    @172 we’ll see dude, we’ll see…

    #179 5 years ago
  180. Scyrenn

    Is it March yet?

    #180 5 years ago
  181. lasttroy

    I think it’s only for UK users :S

    #181 5 years ago
  182. sennasnit

    i haven’t got a 360 so fuck you all.

    #182 5 years ago
  183. Dimacorgan

    It sure is a long way to 1000….

    #183 5 years ago
  184. mington

    @anjin

    i’ve been there in my spoilt youth, never bothered listening to grindernman…but murder ballads rule, maybe i should check um

    #184 5 years ago
  185. anjin

    @sennasnit – :( so much anger

    #185 5 years ago
  186. arrosev

    Just doin ma bit…

    #186 5 years ago
  187. Dimacorgan

    Uk-only?? I oughta get back to them bad brute splicers, then…

    #187 5 years ago
  188. mington

    o
    o
    o
    o
    o
    o
    o
    o
    o
    Zombie
    Zombie

    #188 5 years ago
  189. anjin

    Grinderman is well worth a listen

    #189 5 years ago
  190. SpartanNuke

    Carnival of Rust FTW!!!

    #190 5 years ago
  191. mington

    dad a chick

    did i chum

    #191 5 years ago
  192. anjin

    We should just talk about Nick Cave for 800 more posts

    #192 5 years ago
  193. SpartanNuke

    … and she will be loved~~

    #193 5 years ago
  194. mington

    200! yes!

    #194 5 years ago
  195. lasttroy

    Why i can’t edit my profile? Anybody knows why?

    #195 5 years ago
  196. killercow

    i love listening to Anthony and the johnsons too! really great voice!

    #196 5 years ago
  197. Patrick Garratt

    It’s not UK-only. You can enter from anywhere. Bear in mind it’s the PAL version, though.

    #197 5 years ago
  198. mington

    200!!!!

    #198 5 years ago
  199. anjin

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1WXVG7h0bM

    #199 5 years ago
  200. Dimacorgan

    This game is so cool… it has a really unique atmosphere… I haven’t been this into a story for a long while…

    #200 5 years ago
  201. The Hindle

    lets get some journey going Just a small town girl

    #201 5 years ago
  202. mington

    have you read his book, the rabbit one?

    #202 5 years ago
  203. mington

    living in a lonely world

    #203 5 years ago
  204. anjin

    Nah not read that one yet, I’ve read his first one, And the Ass Saw the Angel

    that was weird!

    #204 5 years ago
  205. Dimacorgan

    @201 thanx for the clarification man…

    #205 5 years ago
  206. mington

    she took the midnight train
    going
    a
    n
    y
    w
    h
    e
    r
    e

    #206 5 years ago
  207. mington

    just a city boy

    #207 5 years ago
  208. lasttroy

    Thx Patrick Garratt for the answer!! I’m from Spain lol

    #208 5 years ago
  209. Raining_Upwards

    All your Bioshocks belong to us!

    #209 5 years ago
  210. mington

    born and raised in…..fuck me i’m sad
    and i go
    on
    and
    on
    and
    on
    and
    ooooooooooooon

    #210 5 years ago
  211. mington

    streetlights

    #211 5 years ago
  212. Dimacorgan

    The vinyl score of the first game remains my all-time favourite extra!

    #212 5 years ago
  213. mington

    tumbleweed

    #213 5 years ago
  214. mington

    science
    scinece
    maths
    maths

    #214 5 years ago
  215. Peter D

    I remember playing the first bioshock on my pc which met min requirements, and it still was amazing

    #215 5 years ago
  216. mington

    down with the birds and the bees

    #216 5 years ago
  217. anjin

    I feel like I’ve earned this game now

    #217 5 years ago
  218. xxhouse

    go go go

    #218 5 years ago
  219. anjin

    no you go

    #219 5 years ago
  220. Peter D

    1000 cant come quick enough

    #220 5 years ago
  221. lasttroy

    If i win, i invite you to a beers in Mallorca :P
    I only will pay the beers, not the journey xDD

    #221 5 years ago
  222. darksentinal_x

    Can’t wait to play this one.

    #222 5 years ago
  223. mington

    i played system shock on min requirements

    #223 5 years ago
  224. anjin

    that showed YOU

    #224 5 years ago
  225. 16 Feet Pauly

    OMG !!! post post post

    #225 5 years ago
  226. FadeLive

    once upon a time

    #226 5 years ago
  227. SadyFarah

    ON and On
    Does anybody know why we are living for?

    #227 5 years ago
  228. anjin

    I’ve never played system shock

    #228 5 years ago
  229. Detale

    Not even a quarter of the way there folks.

    #229 5 years ago
  230. killercow

    @226 i’ll remember that!

    #230 5 years ago
  231. mington

    if i win i’ll give it to charity

    #231 5 years ago
  232. Dimacorgan

    It’s not about technical aspect (which is, to be honest, not that cool)it’s all about the feel…

    #232 5 years ago
  233. FadeLive

    Badabing

    #233 5 years ago
  234. lasttroy

    Isn’t it a “Queen” song?

    #234 5 years ago
  235. mington

    shit a brick

    #235 5 years ago
  236. Dimacorgan

    Btw big sister scares the shit out of me!

    #236 5 years ago
  237. mington

    everyone post links to boobies!

    #237 5 years ago
  238. mington

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booby

    #238 5 years ago
  239. Centipede


    still not there?

    #239 5 years ago
  240. anjin

    Carne asada fries are a local specialty found primarily in San Diego and Los Angeles, California, but can also be found on the menus of Taquería-like Mexican restaurants in other parts of the American Southwest including, but not limited to, Sacramento, Fort Worth,[1] and Tucson but is normally not a menu item in most “traditional” Mexican Restaurants.[2] The dish typically consists of french fries, carne asada, Guacamole, sour cream and cheese. The dish is high in calories, with a meal sized portion containing 2000 calories or more.[3][4]

    #240 5 years ago
  241. 16 Feet Pauly

    I want It all!! I want it all I want It all I want It NOW!!!!

    #241 5 years ago
  242. Dimacorgan

    And in the beginning you just feel SO fucking outnumbered!

    #242 5 years ago
  243. 16 Feet Pauly

    progressbar = 25%

    #243 5 years ago
  244. lasttroy

    If i’m from Noth Pole and win the game, will they send it there? lol

    #244 5 years ago
  245. mington

    strange

    #245 5 years ago
  246. LewieP

    I wonder how long this will take?

    #246 5 years ago
  247. SadyFarah

    Brazil says Hello to vg247!

    #247 5 years ago
  248. killercow

    go go go!

    #248 5 years ago
  249. Dimacorgan

    Goddammit, that shotgun is so weak!

    #249 5 years ago
  250. mington

    things

    #250 5 years ago
  251. Detale

    Hello Brazil.

    #251 5 years ago
  252. mington

    mington says hi back to brazil

    #252 5 years ago
  253. Insodp

    hello all

    #253 5 years ago
  254. Dimacorgan

    “What are you buying?”
    Anyone saw that Mega64 guy???

    #254 5 years ago
  255. crackdude

    It’s like 3PM and I was about to go to eat. But now I know I have to stay here to try my luck :c

    you guys are EVIL.

    #255 5 years ago
  256. mington

    why hello you

    #256 5 years ago
  257. Doomsayer

    Aaaaaaadamn

    #257 5 years ago
  258. dazzadavie

    UMM

    #258 5 years ago
  259. pleasant_cabbage

    nooooooo

    #259 5 years ago
  260. SadyFarah

    Take your time to listen to music….
    http://www.robertasa.com.br

    #260 5 years ago
  261. Dimacorgan

    Hahahahahaha!!!! Fucking hilarious!!!

    #261 5 years ago
  262. mington

    Weeeeeessst

    #262 5 years ago
  263. anjin

    http://www.photoseek.com/94GAL-10-34-BlueFootedBooby.jpg

    #263 5 years ago
  264. Dimacorgan

    What are you selling?
    … things.

    #264 5 years ago
  265. mington

    man o man

    #265 5 years ago
  266. anjin

    http://www.naturalsciences.org/microsites/education/ecuador/2006/images/dancing%20blue-footed%20booby.jpg

    #266 5 years ago
  267. Petulant Radish

    I would like a shrubbery

    #267 5 years ago
  268. pleasant_cabbage

    http://content.authorstream.com/images/Octavio-11464-Funny-images-music-Entertainment-ppt-powerpoint-118_88.jpg

    #268 5 years ago
  269. mington

    BOOBIES

    #269 5 years ago
  270. anjin

    http://www.hellishhumor.com/Blue-footed_booby.jpg

    #270 5 years ago
  271. soqquatto

    can we already start complaining about escort quests in this game?

    #271 5 years ago
  272. anjin

    http://www.tapirback.com/tapirgal/gifts/friends/birds/blue-footed-booby-plastic-f1521.jpg

    #272 5 years ago
  273. lasttroy

    See this song. Talks about Barcelona (Spain)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feRdt2IELQk

    #273 5 years ago
  274. mington

    a shubbery?

    #274 5 years ago
  275. Dimacorgan

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oXx0qwe0wc

    #275 5 years ago
  276. Thientje

    1000 jONGUH!!

    #276 5 years ago
  277. pleasant_cabbage

    here shrubbery here
    http://www.highhatstudios.com/imgs_ext/lolrats/macros/shrubbery.jpg

    #277 5 years ago
  278. Petulant Radish

    I’d like to say hello to Brasil, and then make love to it with my mouth before taking it out for dancing and flaunting it in Argentina’s face.

    #278 5 years ago
  279. Dimacorgan

    Haaa… I’ll buy it at a high price!

    #279 5 years ago
  280. anjin

    http://www.microvet.arizona.edu/Faculty/sterling/images/red%20footed%20booby.jpg

    #280 5 years ago
  281. mington

    nomty

    #281 5 years ago
  282. Petulant Radish

    Yes, a shrubbery.

    #282 5 years ago
  283. Dom26

    Eve hypo, water bottle, hoodie, vinyl record.

    Just practicing.

    #283 5 years ago
  284. anjin

    Gossamer is an animated cartoon character in the Warner Bros. Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of cartoons. The character is a hairy, orangy-red monster. His rectangular body is perched on two giant tennis shoes, and his heart-shaped face is composed of only two oval eyes and a wide mouth, with two hulking arms ending in dirty, clawed fingers. The monster’s main trait, however, is bright uncombed red hair. In fact, a gag in the 1980 short Duck Dodgers and the Return of the 24½th Century lampoons this by revealing that Gossamer is, in fact, composed entirely of hair. He was originally voiced by Mel Blanc and has been voiced by Joe Alaskey and Jim Cummings.

    The word “Gossamer” is derived from the Middle English gossomer, from “gos” meaning goose & “somer” meaning summer, which translates to something light, delicate, or insubstantial. The name is meant to be ironic, since the character is large, menacing, and destructive.

    #284 5 years ago
  285. mington

    stupid

    #285 5 years ago
  286. Dimacorgan

    You are arrested!

    #286 5 years ago
  287. Doomsayer

    This will take feckin ages, doh

    #287 5 years ago
  288. mington

    baby neil

    #288 5 years ago
  289. lasttroy

    Calculating ….

    post 300 xDD

    #289 5 years ago
  290. conk donk

    I miss these competitions. Never won yet though

    #290 5 years ago
  291. Detale

    @ 261

    I reckon you’ve got plenty of time to go and eat, unless you’re off for a five course meal or something.

    #291 5 years ago
  292. anjin

    An escopetarra is a guitar made from a modified gun, used as a peace symbol. The name is a portmanteau of the Spanish words escopeta (shotgun) and guitarra (guitar).[1] The term “Escopetarra” is a misnomer, since all escopetarras to date have been fashioned out of rifles, not shotguns.

    #292 5 years ago
  293. Dimacorgan

    Com’on guys, we’re still only at 300!

    #293 5 years ago
  294. Mike

    bumbaclart

    #294 5 years ago
  295. mington

    sega takes ages

    #295 5 years ago
  296. SadyFarah

    since this will take time
    … i just tryed to make the waiting a little more pleasing
    =)

    #296 5 years ago
  297. lasttroy

    umms, my calculeta failed.
    Trying now.

    post 300 xDD

    #297 5 years ago
  298. mington

    how cheap is sonic 4! they’re using the same picture as in the one for sonic racing

    #298 5 years ago
  299. anjin

    Nagware (also known as begware, annoyware or a nagscreen) is a type of shareware that reminds (or nags) the user to register it by paying a fee. It usually does this by popping up a message when the user starts the program, or intermittently while the user is using the application. These messages can appear as windows obscuring part of the screen or message boxes that can quickly be closed. Some nagware keeps the message up for a certain time period, forcing the user to wait to continue to use the program.

    The intent is generally that the user will become so annoyed with the messages that he or she will register or buy it to get rid of them.

    #299 5 years ago
  300. Centipede

    rapture failed, we will not

    #300 5 years ago
  301. lasttroy

    Shit…
    Failed again
    Trying…
    308

    #301 5 years ago
  302. Thientje

    fck uyeah

    #302 5 years ago
  303. Dom26

    woot.

    #303 5 years ago
  304. Mike

    Maybe if we all think real hard, we can stop this rain!

    #304 5 years ago
  305. Dimacorgan

    Ok, I think I am now going back to play… see u later!

    #305 5 years ago
  306. mington

    you know the sonic 4 logo, its the same picture that pops up all over the sonic racing demo

    #306 5 years ago
  307. lasttroy

    lol xDD

    #307 5 years ago
  308. Mike

    flange

    #308 5 years ago
  309. Petulant Radish

    318

    #309 5 years ago
  310. mington

    bomberman failed, we will not

    #310 5 years ago
  311. Petulant Radish

    Bollocks, now it’s 319

    #311 5 years ago
  312. whoelse

    but I’m hungry!

    #312 5 years ago
  313. Petulant Radish

    titwanks, ok, 321

    #313 5 years ago
  314. anjin

    btw you just lost the game

    #314 5 years ago
  315. mington

    gush

    #315 5 years ago
  316. 16 Feet Pauly

    now it really is 319

    #316 5 years ago
  317. Petulant Radish

    320?

    #317 5 years ago
  318. dks2009

    324

    #318 5 years ago
  319. mington

    clunge

    #319 5 years ago
  320. Mike

    A raspeberry ripple says what?

    #320 5 years ago
  321. soqquatto

    can we pretend that this is #1000?

    #321 5 years ago
  322. lasttroy

    330 :P

    #322 5 years ago
  323. Petulant Radish

    I got told I was posting comments too quickly, scolded for being impatient, chastised for being me, what is the world coming to…and Brasil never said hi back either.

    #323 5 years ago
  324. anjin

    Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by the Horns of Her Own Chastity is a 1954 painting by Salvador Dalí. During the 1950s, Dalí painted many of his subjects as composed of rhinoceros horns. Here, the Young Virgin’s buttocks consist of four converging horns; “as the horns simultaneously comprise and threaten to sodomise the callipygian figure, she is effectively (auto-)sodomised by her own constitution

    #324 5 years ago
  325. lasttroy

    335

    #325 5 years ago
  326. mington

    post jokes!!!

    my girlfriend has a tattoo of a sea shell on the inside of her thigh

    whenever i put my ear to it i can smell the sea

    boom
    boom

    #326 5 years ago
  327. Ghost_Dog

    332?

    #327 5 years ago
  328. Mike

    HOW TO TELL WHICH PREMIERSHIP MANAGER VISITED A BROTHEL:

    1 – IF HE PAID FOR AN HOUR BUT WANTED 65 MINUTES, IT WAS ALEX FERGUSON!

    2 – IF HE PAID THE MONEY BUT REFUSED TO PAY THE VAT, IT WAS HARRY REDNAPP!

    3 – IF THE GIRL GOT UNDRESSED BUT HE DIDN’T SEE IT, IT WAS ARSENE WENGER!

    4 – IF HE PAID A HUGE SUM OF MONEY BUT DIDN’T LAST LONG, IT WAS MARK HUGHES!

    5 – IF HE GOT IT UP BUT COULDN’T STAY UP, IT WAS MICK Mc CARTHY!

    6 – IF HE WAS CRAP BUT INSISTED NEXT TIME IT WOULD BE BETTER, IT WAS RAFA BENITEZ!

    7 – IF HE WAS AMAZING ONE MINUTE BUT DREADFUL THE NEXT, IT WAS ROBERTO MARTINEZ!

    8 – IF HE TOOK THE CHEAPEST ONE AND CLAIMED HE GOT VALUE FOR MONEY, IT WAS DAVID MOYES!

    #328 5 years ago
  329. Ghost_Dog

    Damn!

    #329 5 years ago
  330. mington

    yeah brazil, wheres the love

    #330 5 years ago
  331. lasttroy

    i always fail the position :’(

    #331 5 years ago
  332. lasttroy

    340 :P

    #332 5 years ago
  333. mington

    sloppy

    #333 5 years ago
  334. lasttroy

    ¬¬”

    #334 5 years ago
  335. mington

    342 booooyay

    #335 5 years ago
  336. mington

    344 hiyaaaa

    #336 5 years ago
  337. 16 Feet Pauly

    792 Hoppa I was right you weren’t!! in your face!!

    #337 5 years ago
  338. Centipede

    343

    #338 5 years ago
  339. mington

    343 :/

    #339 5 years ago
  340. Peter D

    34.6% of the way there!

    #340 5 years ago
  341. mington

    practice makes perfect

    349!!!!

    #341 5 years ago
  342. Mike

    I LUV STEFFANEE NUNNELEE

    #342 5 years ago
  343. Centipede

    350

    #343 5 years ago
  344. lasttroy

    Red Dead Redemption pre-order incentives for US and UK.

    Good notice. I always buy in UK ^^

    #344 5 years ago
  345. mington

    fuckers

    350

    #345 5 years ago
  346. Centipede

    354

    #346 5 years ago
  347. Centipede

    lol 355

    #347 5 years ago
  348. mington

    goddamnit

    354

    #348 5 years ago
  349. Mike

    The fountains mingle with the river
    And the rivers with the Ocean,
    The winds of Heaven mix for ever
    With a sweet emotion;
    Nothing in the world is single;
    All things by a law divine
    in one spirit meet and mingle.
    Why not I with thine?–

    See the mountains kiss high Heaven
    And the waves clasp one another;
    No sister-flower would be forgiven
    If it disdained its brother;

    And the sunlight clasps the earth
    And the moonbeams kiss the sea:
    What is all this sweet work worth
    If thou kiss not me?

    #349 5 years ago
  350. lasttroy

    353 this is a perfect one :P

    #350 5 years ago
  351. Centipede

    woohoo you got it mington!!!

    357 now

    #351 5 years ago
  352. mington

    yes in your stupid faces

    358

    #352 5 years ago
  353. Gheritt White

    352

    #353 5 years ago
  354. Dimacorgan

    @332 ROTFL!!!!

    #354 5 years ago
  355. lasttroy

    353 + 3 i mean :P

    #355 5 years ago
  356. Centipede

    ow… I got it too!!! woohoo… 361?

    #356 5 years ago
  357. mington

    i’ve got the in the mutha loving bag yo

    361

    #357 5 years ago
  358. Dimacorgan

    com’on 362

    #358 5 years ago
  359. Soong

    whut

    #359 5 years ago
  360. Dimacorgan

    Damn this is getting long…

    #360 5 years ago
  361. lasttroy

    370 Bingo!

    #361 5 years ago
  362. lasttroy

    … no comments…

    #362 5 years ago
  363. mington

    one hundred and eighty

    and bullies special prize

    #363 5 years ago
  364. Yoshi

    367?

    #364 5 years ago
  365. Dimacorgan

    Ok I’ll check it later… bye dudes!

    #365 5 years ago
  366. Petulant Radish

    I’ve just made up a joke:

    A man walks into a bar and asks for a Baby Mammoth, the barman calls him a sick fuck and asks him to leave, it was a mammoth bar.

    If you don’t get it you’re stupid. FACT.

    349

    #366 5 years ago
  367. Yoshi

    372

    #367 5 years ago
  368. mington

    com on lucky

    371

    #368 5 years ago
  369. Dimacorgan

    Do you like Bad Company 2 demo?

    #369 5 years ago
  370. sennasnit

    i

    #370 5 years ago
  371. mington

    A man walks into a bar and asks for a Baby Mammoth, the barman calls him a sick fuck and asks him to leave, it was a mammoth bar.

    i don’t ge it :?

    #371 5 years ago
  372. Yoshi

    A man walks into a bar ‘OUCH’ ohhhh classic… okey maybe not lol

    #372 5 years ago
  373. mington

    my mum says i’m cool

    #373 5 years ago
  374. anjin

    354

    #374 5 years ago
  375. Peter D

    …. so the man says “I’ll have a coke”

    #375 5 years ago
  376. Malfet

    383

    #376 5 years ago
  377. Dimacorgan

    I was a huge fan of MW, but I ahve to say in terms of creating the feel of a war, BC2 is far superior…

    #377 5 years ago
  378. mington

    daddy needs a new pair of shoes

    385

    #378 5 years ago
  379. 16 Feet Pauly

    yes wanna play the bfbc2 demo??

    #379 5 years ago
  380. Freek

    Has it crashe yet?

    #380 5 years ago
  381. lasttroy

    Well… I think i’m going out…

    #381 5 years ago
  382. Petulant Radish

    That means you’re stupid. Everyone mock him for being stupid and not being able to understand my AMAZING joke that I made up because I am cool and intelligent.

    #382 5 years ago
  383. mington

    shatner

    #383 5 years ago
  384. Dimacorgan

    … makes MW2 feel like let’s say… a better version of “The club”

    #384 5 years ago
  385. lasttroy

    I was jokin’

    Still here xDD

    #385 5 years ago
  386. Peter D

    bfbc2 > mag > mw2

    #386 5 years ago
  387. mington

    i made up a joke

    you’re stupid

    now laugh

    #387 5 years ago
  388. kdogg

    There’s a banana in my pants

    #388 5 years ago
  389. Dimacorgan

    btw, the club sucked big time

    #389 5 years ago
  390. anjin

    The Mecanum wheel is one design for a wheel which can move in any direction. It is sometimes called the Ilon wheel after its Swedish inventor, Bengt Ilon, who came up with the idea in 1973 when he was an engineer with the Swedish company Mecanum AB.

    It is a conventional wheel with a series of rollers attached to its circumference, these rollers having an axis of rotation at 45° to the plane of the wheel in a plane parallel to the axis of rotation of the wheel. As well as moving forward and backward like conventional wheels, they allow sideways movement by spinning wheels on the front and rear axles in opposite directions.

    The US Navy bought the patent from Ilon and put researchers to work on it in the 1980s in Panama City. The Navy has used it for transporting items around ships. In 1997 Airtrax Inc. and several other companies each paid the Navy $2,500 for rights to the technology, including old drawings of how the motors and controllers worked, to build an omni-directional forklift truck that could maneuver in tight spaces such as the deck of an aircraft carrier. These vehicles are now in production.

    #390 5 years ago
  391. Petulant Radish

    So a man walks into a shop asking for four candles…wait this won’t work in text. Damn you sketch based visual humour!!

    #391 5 years ago
  392. mington

    did you know, there is more stuff in a thingy then there is in a whotsit

    #392 5 years ago
  393. lasttroy

    lucky lucky lucky

    400

    #393 5 years ago
  394. mington

    4 candles classic

    #394 5 years ago
  395. lasttroy

    Oh yeah

    I’ll win xDD

    #395 5 years ago
  396. anjin

    The Dancing Plague (or Dance Epidemic) of 1518 was a case of dancing mania that occurred in Strasbourg, France (then part of the Holy Roman Empire) in July 1518. Numerous people took to dancing for days without rest, and over the period of about one month, most of the people died from heart attack, stroke, or exhaustion.

    #396 5 years ago
  397. mington

    404

    fuck yeah

    #397 5 years ago
  398. anjin

    The outbreak began in July 1518, when a woman, Frau Troffea, began to dance fervently in a street in Strasbourg.[1] This lasted somewhere between four to six days. Within a week, 34 others had joined, and within a month, there were around 400 dancers. Most of these people eventually died from heart attack, stroke, or exhaustion.[1]

    Historical documents, including “physician notes, cathedral sermons, local and regional chronicles, and even notes issued by the Strasbourg city council” are clear that the victims danced.[1] It is not known why these people danced to their deaths, nor is it clear that they were dancing willfully.

    #398 5 years ago
  399. mington

    in the bag

    #399 5 years ago
  400. mington

    comb teeth

    #400 5 years ago
  401. Yoshi

    A man walks into a bar with a group of friends, 1 gets a shot of vodka, 1 gets a coke, 2 get a pint of beer, 4 get some jack daniels, 9 of them get a packet of crisps, 2 get 2 packets of crisps, 10 of them get peanuts just so they can look at the hot girl on the poster behind, 2 get peanuts becos they actually want them… And the bar man says “okey so thats 1 vodka, 1 coke, 2 beers, 4 jd’s, 13 packets of crisps, 12 packets of peanuts… GOTCHA” and winks, then says “Shes right around the back”

    #401 5 years ago
  402. anjin

    As the dancing plague worsened, concerned nobles sought the advice of local physicians, who ruled out astrological and supernatural causes, instead announcing that the plague was a “natural disease” caused by “hot blood”. However, instead of prescribing bleeding, authorities encouraged more dancing, in part by opening two guildhalls and a grain market, and even constructing a wooden stage. The authorities did this because they believed that the dancers would only recover if they danced continually night and day. To increase the effectiveness of the cure, authorities even paid for musicians to keep the afflicted moving.

    #402 5 years ago
  403. mington

    this will waste two hours of my day, which is actually better then a copy of bioshock 2

    #403 5 years ago
  404. Dimacorgan

    I mean, MW2 is great, and I love its fast pace, great graphics and super smooth framerate, but when you find yourself in the middle of that huge map, with a tank coming right through the wall, and bullets flying all around you, well, that feels a whole lot better, I have to say.

    #404 5 years ago
  405. lasttroy

    in the back xDD

    #405 5 years ago
  406. Yoshi

    MADE YOU READ lol

    #406 5 years ago
  407. The Benny

    I have nothing to say.

    #407 5 years ago
  408. mington

    i don;t get it

    i don’t like nuts :?

    #408 5 years ago
  409. Dimacorgan

    Doesn’t it???

    #409 5 years ago
  410. mington

    you nutter yoshi

    #410 5 years ago
  411. lasttroy

    if you have nothing to say, but you’re saying that yo have nothing to say, it means that you have something to say xDD

    #411 5 years ago
  412. Ghost_Dog

    417

    #412 5 years ago
  413. mington

    you ball bag :-)

    #413 5 years ago
  414. Ghost_Dog

    423

    #414 5 years ago
  415. 16 Feet Pauly

    Hallo cmon I need to go home soon and we nee d to reach the 1000 within the hour!! post more please :D

    #415 5 years ago
  416. mington

    why am i so insulting

    maybe it because….

    #416 5 years ago
  417. Petulant Radish

    I MADE YOU VISUALISE ME NAKED COVERED IN BUTTER

    #417 5 years ago
  418. Insodp

    sure why not

    #418 5 years ago
  419. mington

    yeah need this done in 55min chumps

    #419 5 years ago
  420. Malfet

    What, everyone fall asleep?

    401.

    #420 5 years ago
  421. whoelse

    426

    #421 5 years ago
  422. Yoshi

    Haha ill take that as a compliment mington ;)

    #422 5 years ago
  423. whoelse

    230

    #423 5 years ago
  424. Mattigan

    f

    #424 5 years ago
  425. lasttroy

    430 lol

    #425 5 years ago
  426. mington

    BDH more like BlackDreamSkunk
    ahahahahahahahahahahaha

    #426 5 years ago
  427. Malfet

    Who-hoo, THAT’s the trick? Interesting ;)

    #427 5 years ago
  428. whoelse

    I

    #428 5 years ago
  429. Thientje

    yes

    #429 5 years ago
  430. anjin

    The Great Pacific Garbage Patch, also described as the Pacific Trash Vortex, is a gyre of marine litter in the central North Pacific Ocean located roughly between 135° to 155°W and 35° to 42°N and estimated to be twice the size of Texas.[1] The patch is characterized by exceptionally high concentrations of suspended plastic and other debris that have been trapped by the currents of the North Pacific Gyre. Despite its size and density, the patch is not visible from satellite photography because it consists of very small pieces, almost invisible to the naked eye [2] and most of its contents are suspended beneath the surface of the ocean.

    #430 5 years ago
  431. Mike

    New Game: anagram of Patrick Garrat

    I’ll go first

    Grap A Trick Tar

    #431 5 years ago
  432. whoelse

    LIKE

    #432 5 years ago
  433. whoelse

    TURTLES

    #433 5 years ago
  434. mington

    lets bet BDH in here

    that’ll pass the time

    #434 5 years ago
  435. Mattigan

    423

    #435 5 years ago
  436. whoelse

    Chocolate Rain

    #436 5 years ago
  437. lasttroy

    If i’m post 999, it means that i have silver medal?

    #437 5 years ago
  438. Mattigan

    1

    #438 5 years ago
  439. mington

    Patrick Garrat

    Gat rip crak shit

    #439 5 years ago
  440. Petulant Radish

    it’s Kerrygold butter. The finest butter the land has ever seen with it’s golden salty goodness.

    #440 5 years ago
  441. mington

    Mike 4 Pat

    gaylord

    #441 5 years ago
  442. anjin

    The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.

    In this context, “almost surely” is a mathematical term with a precise meaning, and the “monkey” is not an actual monkey, but a metaphor for an abstract device that produces a random sequence of letters ad infinitum. The theorem illustrates the perils of reasoning about infinity by imagining a vast but finite number, and vice versa. The probability of a monkey exactly typing a complete work such as Shakespeare’s Hamlet is so tiny that the chance of it occurring during a period of time of the order of the age of the universe is minuscule, but not zero.

    #442 5 years ago
  443. mington

    the bakerlite girl

    #443 5 years ago
  444. anjin

    Variants of the theorem include multiple and even infinitely many typists, and the target text varies between an entire library and a single sentence. The history of these statements can be traced back to Aristotle’s On Generation and Corruption and Cicero’s De natura deorum, through Blaise Pascal and Jonathan Swift, and finally to modern statements with their iconic typewriters. In the early 20th century, Émile Borel and Arthur Eddington used the theorem to illustrate the timescales implicit in the foundations of statistical mechanics. Various Christian apologists on the one hand, and Richard Dawkins on the other, have argued about the appropriateness of the monkeys as a metaphor for evolution.

    #444 5 years ago
  445. mington

    is somewhen a word?

    #445 5 years ago
  446. anjin

    Popular interest in the typing monkeys is sustained by numerous appearances in literature, television, radio, music, and the Internet. In 2003, an experiment was performed with six Celebes Crested Macaques. Their literary contribution was five pages consisting largely of the letter ‘S’.

    #446 5 years ago
  447. mington

    i think not

    #447 5 years ago
  448. mington

    crab apple

    #448 5 years ago
  449. lasttroy

    452

    #449 5 years ago
  450. lasttroy

    :S
    :’(

    #450 5 years ago
  451. mington

    is there any other news?

    i’ll go look

    #451 5 years ago
  452. Thientje

    ahahahh

    #452 5 years ago
  453. mington

    they just want a day off thats all

    very clever vg247

    #453 5 years ago
  454. anjin

    Moravec’s paradox is the discovery by artificial intelligence and robotics researchers that, contrary to traditional assumptions, the uniquely human faculty of reason (conscious, intelligent, rational thought) requires very little computation, but that the unconscious sensorimotor skills and instincts that we share with the animals require enormous computational resources. The principle was articulated by Hans Moravec, Rodney Brooks, Marvin Minsky and others in the 1980s. As Moravec writes: “it is comparatively easy to make computers exhibit adult level performance on intelligence tests or playing checkers, and difficult or impossible to give them the skills of a one-year-old when it comes to perception and mobility.”

    #454 5 years ago
  455. Moonwalker1982

    GIANT ENEMY CRAB!

    #455 5 years ago
  456. Thientje

    holy

    #456 5 years ago
  457. Yoshi

    Cant believe ive spent nearly 2hours here lol

    #457 5 years ago
  458. Petulant Radish

    butter haters

    #458 5 years ago
  459. mington

    Lobstriousaty

    #459 5 years ago
  460. lasttroy

    Is today December 28th? O_o

    #460 5 years ago
  461. mington

    i can! the afternoon flying by YAAAAAYY

    #461 5 years ago
  462. Moonwalker1982

    Whoever wins this is a lucky bastard, but whoever it is…i congratulate you now :)

    #462 5 years ago
  463. mington

    dude wheres my

    #463 5 years ago
  464. anjin

    The Voynich manuscript is a mysterious, undeciphered illustrated book thought to have been written in the 15th or 16th century.[1] The author, script, and language of the manuscript remain unknown.

    Since its recorded existence, the Voynich manuscript has been the object of intense study by many professional and amateur cryptographers, including some top American and British codebreakers of World War II fame,all of whom failed to decrypt any portion of the text. This string of failures has turned the Voynich manuscript into a famous subject of historical cryptology, but it has also given weight to the theory that the book is simply an elaborate hoax—a meaningless sequence of arbitrary symbols

    #464 5 years ago
  465. mington

    praise

    #465 5 years ago
  466. Gheritt White

    bra

    #466 5 years ago
  467. 16 Feet Pauly

    the eufloria pic on the left looks like a nasty butt crack with blue bloodveins around it’s cheeks ;)

    #467 5 years ago
  468. Moonwalker1982

    Hello my name is…

    #468 5 years ago
  469. Petulant Radish

    I should win because I’m naked and covered in butter, butter my arse and quite possibly smell my cheese.

    #469 5 years ago
  470. mington

    stiltskin

    #470 5 years ago
  471. mington

    foreskin cheese

    #471 5 years ago
  472. lasttroy

    Thanks Moonwalker1982 for the congrats :P
    I apreciate your words ^^

    #472 5 years ago
  473. mington

    cheese

    #473 5 years ago
  474. mington

    soft moist cheese

    #474 5 years ago
  475. Raining_Upwards

    Bad

    #475 5 years ago
  476. Moonwalker1982

    Is this version region free? Else..Europeans will be effed.

    #476 5 years ago
  477. mington

    between my toes n up my nose

    how i love it so’s

    #477 5 years ago
  478. anjin

    The Baby Train is a popular urban legend, told in the United States, United Kingdom and Australia. According to the rumor, a certain small town had an unusually high birth rate. It seems that a freight train would pass through the town at 5:00 am and blow its whistle, waking up all the residents. Since it was too late to go back to sleep and too early to get up, couples would find other ways to amuse themselves in bed. This resulted in the mini-baby boom.

    #478 5 years ago
  479. mington

    Europeans are f’ed anyway

    #479 5 years ago
  480. Detale

    I disappear for a few minutes to answer a phone call, and it’s degenerated into naked butter madness.

    I love this place…

    #480 5 years ago
  481. Insodp

    Playing bioshock 1 at the moment

    #481 5 years ago
  482. Arnysyas

    waiting

    #482 5 years ago
  483. whoelse

    I LIKE TURTLES

    #483 5 years ago
  484. mington

    a bowl of hot chocolate for breakfast?

    are you mad

    #484 5 years ago
  485. mington

    leir

    #485 5 years ago
  486. mington

    lair lair pants all in a flair

    #486 5 years ago
  487. Ghost_Dog

    I LIKE STUFF

    #487 5 years ago
  488. SplatteredHouse

    this is bound to end well!

    #488 5 years ago
  489. mington

    500

    boooooo

    #489 5 years ago
  490. Ghost_Dog

    500

    #490 5 years ago
  491. blackdreamhunk

    so how long does it take to post 1000 lol

    #491 5 years ago
  492. mington

    I DON”T

    #492 5 years ago
  493. 16 Feet Pauly

    500 shazaam!!

    #493 5 years ago
  494. Moonwalker1982

    How are Europeans effed? I am European and see myself as pretty normal and all that, lol.

    #494 5 years ago
  495. Detale

    500?

    #495 5 years ago
  496. mington

    YAY BDH

    #496 5 years ago
  497. lasttroy

    500 for me ^^

    #497 5 years ago
  498. Ghost_Dog

    …we’re half way there.

    We’re livin on a prayer.

    #498 5 years ago
  499. soqquatto

    506 probably

    #499 5 years ago
  500. mington

    when ever BDH posts there should by a final fantasy 7 win fanfare

    #500 5 years ago
  501. lasttroy

    always fail by 4…
    So i have to answer 4 answers before that i think i have to answer xDD

    #501 5 years ago
  502. mescalineeyes

    wonder how the server is holding up this time around

    #502 5 years ago
  503. mington

    everyone post a link to what you think BDH looks like

    #503 5 years ago
  504. Yoshi

    http://www.sonofthesouth.net/slavery/photographs/slave-old-man.jpg

    #504 5 years ago
  505. mington

    BDH=

    http://goremasternews.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/kuato-in-total-recall.jpg

    #505 5 years ago
  506. anjin

    dodododododo

    #506 5 years ago
  507. Petulant Radish

    I quite like turtles too

    #507 5 years ago
  508. Malfet

    516

    #508 5 years ago
  509. Raining_Upwards

    515

    #509 5 years ago
  510. mington

    rofl

    #510 5 years ago
  511. Thientje

    AAAAAAAA

    #511 5 years ago
  512. Yoshi

    Nahhh mington he’ll have pictures doing epic poses like with my link

    #512 5 years ago
  513. Raining_Upwards

    =D

    #513 5 years ago
  514. Malfet

    turtles are tasty!

    #514 5 years ago
  515. Insodp

    522

    #515 5 years ago
  516. Yoshi

    i like turtles

    #516 5 years ago
  517. Thientje

    NICE!!!!!!

    #517 5 years ago
  518. mington

    http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/total-recall-remake.jpg

    #518 5 years ago
  519. 16 Feet Pauly

    Wauw I nailed that 500th post!! omg omg omg!! I R teh r0xx0r my s0xx0r!!

    #519 5 years ago
  520. whoelse

    You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Well, I’m the only one here. Who the f–k do you think you’re talkin’ to?

    #520 5 years ago
  521. Moonwalker1982

    To win this…is basically just complete luck. Nothing else to it, which is quite nice and fair too :). Either way, i’m gonna be getting this game sometime soon. Just not yet, i have so many other games yet to finish. Finally continued with Dead Space again, can’t let go of Fallout 3 and it’s DLC, man i love that game to death.

    #521 5 years ago
  522. mington

    BDH sat at his PC defending his corner

    http://s3.amazonaws.com/memebox/uploads/2930/total-recall.jpg

    #522 5 years ago
  523. Petulant Radish

    i am now on 529

    #523 5 years ago
  524. Petulant Radish

    one less for 532

    #524 5 years ago
  525. 16 Feet Pauly

    no you aren’t ;) you lost!! 537

    #525 5 years ago
  526. mington

    here’s a picture of me

    http://firstorderhistorians.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/stupid-500.jpg

    #526 5 years ago
  527. Ghost_Dog

    I can’t wait to get my hands on that copy of System Shock 2…

    #527 5 years ago
  528. mington

    heal the world….

    #528 5 years ago
  529. mington

    make it a better place…

    #529 5 years ago
  530. Standard001

    536!

    #530 5 years ago
  531. mington

    for yau and for me….

    #531 5 years ago
  532. mington

    and for

    340

    in your face

    #532 5 years ago
  533. Yoshi

    mington epic lol PS 540 haha

    #533 5 years ago
  534. mescalineeyes

    still wondering about that server.

    #534 5 years ago
  535. mington

    its banana time

    #535 5 years ago
  536. Thientje

    rtrte

    #536 5 years ago
  537. lasttroy

    They are watching us…

    #537 5 years ago
  538. blackdreamhunk

    you wish it’s more like I have been doing this in my corner

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ezr_4LtC_w

    matrix style to all my foes

    #538 5 years ago
  539. mington

    GET YOUR ASS TO MARS

    #539 5 years ago
  540. Yoshi

    You know what i think me and mington should both win one each we’re the ones who have stayed from the start :D

    #540 5 years ago
  541. mescalineeyes

    wonder if I go for a smoke now and come back, if I still have a chance to win this. my mind says no but my body says “go smoke”.

    #541 5 years ago
  542. Moonwalker1982

    And the entire human race. There are people dying, if you care enough for the living……

    #542 5 years ago
  543. FadeLive

    oh snap!

    #543 5 years ago
  544. mington

    Yeah

    your the guy who gets pinned to the wall

    ahahahahahahaha

    #544 5 years ago
  545. dks2009

    555

    #545 5 years ago
  546. Thientje

    asasa

    #546 5 years ago
  547. anjin

    major snow storm occurring

    a free game would be very nice if I’m snowed in

    #547 5 years ago
  548. Raining_Upwards

    Boo.

    #548 5 years ago
  549. Thientje

    CMON 1000

    #549 5 years ago
  550. mington

    2 WEEKS
    2
    WEEKS

    i fucking love total recall

    #550 5 years ago
  551. FadeLive

    Me thinks something something something.

    #551 5 years ago
  552. Raining_Upwards

    Indeed

    #552 5 years ago
  553. Raining_Upwards

    Hi

    #553 5 years ago
  554. mington

    30min left!!!!!

    this ain;t happening

    #554 5 years ago
  555. Dom26

    Eve hypo, water bottle, hoodie, vinyl record.

    #555 5 years ago
  556. Thientje

    yo

    #556 5 years ago
  557. mington

    golden showers

    #557 5 years ago
  558. Moonwalker1982

    “First of all i wanna extend a very humble middlefinger,to those that don’t take me serious like i’m Jerry Springer”

    #558 5 years ago
  559. Raining_Upwards

    Are bad for you

    #559 5 years ago
  560. Standard001

    .

    #560 5 years ago
  561. mington

    anyone ever drank piss?

    i don’t think i have :?

    #561 5 years ago
  562. Petulant Radish

    Are we nearly there yet?

    #562 5 years ago
  563. Thientje

    loll

    #563 5 years ago
  564. Standard001

    A

    #564 5 years ago
  565. mington

    i’m gonna burn it

    #565 5 years ago
  566. Raining_Upwards

    Jerry springer lol

    #566 5 years ago
  567. Syrok

    Will you hurry up. The latest comment box is completely ruined.

    #567 5 years ago
  568. FadeLive

    Whats a Eve Hypo i wonder

    #568 5 years ago
  569. Raining_Upwards

    Burn what?

    #569 5 years ago
  570. Thientje

    zzzzzz

    #570 5 years ago
  571. Petulant Radish

    SCREW YOU BENNY!

    #571 5 years ago
  572. whoelse

    Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plane!

    #572 5 years ago
  573. Raining_Upwards

    lol

    #573 5 years ago
  574. mington

    Jerry Seinfield lolz

    #574 5 years ago
  575. Detale

    I drank a can of Special Brew once, that’s pretty much the same as piss isn’t it?

    #575 5 years ago
  576. Thientje

    600

    #576 5 years ago
  577. mington

    Jerry Seinfeld lolz

    #577 5 years ago
  578. FadeLive

    Google had the answer. I think i need to play BioShock 1. Never got around too it *_*

    #578 5 years ago
  579. Raining_Upwards

    :P

    #579 5 years ago
  580. Thientje

    WERE THERE

    #580 5 years ago
  581. Raining_Upwards

    600 lol

    #581 5 years ago
  582. mington

    jerry who now

    #582 5 years ago
  583. 16 Feet Pauly

    hmm me 2 :P

    #583 5 years ago
  584. whoelse

    how much longer seriously

    #584 5 years ago
  585. Micmic

    boo

    #585 5 years ago
  586. FadeLive

    So teh internets is funky stuff yah

    #586 5 years ago
  587. Raining_Upwards

    WERE were?

    #587 5 years ago
  588. Moonwalker1982

    Can you believe how ridiculously good January has been for gaming…and now February with more more moreeeee…?

    #588 5 years ago
  589. mington

    special brew is lush!

    i used to drink it on trains

    #589 5 years ago
  590. soqquatto

    I wonder how many are just checking for precision and overall how many people are trying this…

    597

    #590 5 years ago
  591. Raining_Upwards

    Eh?

    #591 5 years ago
  592. FadeLive

    Boooooooo…………….. ……..Yah!

    #592 5 years ago
  593. Raining_Upwards

    598

    #593 5 years ago
  594. Thientje

    yayyy!!

    #594 5 years ago
  595. The Benny

    Still a way to go…

    #595 5 years ago
  596. mington

    smile :) :-) :smile: lol :lol:
    biggrin :D :-D :grin: redface :oops:
    sad :( :-( :sad: cry :cry:
    surprised :o :-o :eek: evil :evil:
    eek 8O 8-O :shock: twisted :twisted:
    confused :? :-? :???: rolleyes :roll:
    cool 8) 8-) :cool: exclaim :!:
    mad :x :-x :mad: question :?:
    razz :P :-P :razz: idea :idea:
    neutral :| :-| :neutral: arrow :arrow:
    wink ;) ;-) :wink: mrgreen :mrgreen:

    #596 5 years ago
  597. Raining_Upwards

    Bleh, precision wont matter dick all when we hit 990 :)

    #597 5 years ago
  598. Arnysyas

    faster

    #598 5 years ago
  599. mington

    i so fucking did that

    :twisted:

    #599 5 years ago
  600. xxhouse

    hyper hyper

    #600 5 years ago
  601. Moonwalker1982

    Once upon a time in….

    #601 5 years ago
  602. mington

    you suck 8-)

    #602 5 years ago
  603. mington

    :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll: you’ve got t roll with it….

    i’ll get my coat

    #603 5 years ago
  604. mington

    :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

    #604 5 years ago
  605. mington

    needs spaces innit

    #605 5 years ago
  606. whoelse

    … a village far far away…

    #606 5 years ago
  607. Thientje

    cmon people

    #607 5 years ago
  608. crackdude

    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

    #608 5 years ago
  609. locus2k1

    :lol:

    #609 5 years ago
  610. mington

    :roll:
    :roll:
    :roll:
    :roll:
    :roll:

    #610 5 years ago
  611. FadeLive

    oooooooooga

    #611 5 years ago
  612. mington

    :roll: :roll: :roll: your boat

    #612 5 years ago
  613. Thientje

    its cooooooming

    #613 5 years ago
  614. FadeLive

    booooooooooooooooga

    #614 5 years ago
  615. 16 Feet Pauly

    is sinking

    #615 5 years ago
  616. 16 Feet Pauly

    to the bottom

    #616 5 years ago
  617. Thientje

    chamong aaa

    #617 5 years ago
  618. mington

    :oops: i farted :oops:

    #618 5 years ago
  619. tsubasaozora10

    i’m @ work. i can’t loose time with is :P

    #619 5 years ago
  620. freedoms_stain

    I still haven’t finished the original but I’ll take a free sequel!

    #620 5 years ago
  621. Thientje

    6/10!!!!

    #621 5 years ago
  622. 16 Feet Pauly

    lets play a game where you make a sentence together but you can only say just 1 word

    I’ll start :P

    Hello

    #622 5 years ago
  623. mescalineeyes

    sup

    #623 5 years ago
  624. Raining_Upwards

    Hmmm

    #624 5 years ago
  625. ninjanutta2

    wow still a way to go yet.good luck

    #625 5 years ago
  626. Raining_Upwards

    Why?

    #626 5 years ago
  627. Raining_Upwards

    The

    #627 5 years ago
  628. blackdreamhunk

    hey wait a sec it’s bio-shock 360 ce verion I don’t want that

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    #628 5 years ago
  629. mington

    krgr gr

    #629 5 years ago
  630. Thientje

    hakkaubaur

    #630 5 years ago
  631. mescalineeyes

    you are stupid, bdh.

    #631 5 years ago
  632. xxhouse

    game over

    #632 5 years ago
  633. Thientje

    gagagaga

    #633 5 years ago
  634. mington

    byunkagen!!!

    #634 5 years ago
  635. anjin

    \\\\\\\\\\\\

    #635 5 years ago
  636. tsubasaozora10

    one more time <- Daft Punk. lol

    #636 5 years ago
  637. Thientje

    game over?

    #637 5 years ago
  638. mington

    shirengan

    #638 5 years ago
  639. Petulant Radish

    this is going to take forever

    #639 5 years ago
  640. Moonwalker1982

    Bayonetta
    Army of two : 40th day
    Darksiders
    Mass Effect 2
    Dante’s Inferno
    Bioshock 2
    Dark Void
    FFXIII
    Metro 2033
    Just cause 2
    SC: Conviction
    RDR
    Lost Planet 2
    Mafia II
    Prince of persis: TFS
    Brink
    Fallout: New Vegas
    GR: Future Soldier
    Halo: Reach
    Spec ops
    Fable III

    #640 5 years ago
  641. Yoshi

    ;)

    #641 5 years ago
  642. Suzurioshi

    I want to win!

    #642 5 years ago
  643. xxhouse

    its russian version
    everybody go 2 home – you dont need it

    #643 5 years ago
  644. Thientje

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    #644 5 years ago
  645. mington

    i once killed myself

    #645 5 years ago
  646. Dom26

    653

    #646 5 years ago
  647. Mr-Brett

    Spam’in

    #647 5 years ago
  648. mington

    those damn vitachambers

    #648 5 years ago
  649. Thientje

    how’d ya do that?

    #649 5 years ago
  650. mington

    everyone remember :roll: for BDH in the furure :)

    #650 5 years ago
  651. FadeLive

    So there was this station right only it was a space station and stuff and then there were these alien zombies only the space stations had stores you could buy guns so then there was this ape shit crazy engineer who has visions right and then he was like holy crap there are zombie aliens with magic powers here gonna kill these things oh im kinda crazy however i know that in my sequel i will be in charge and be even more ape shit crazy so i have to kill these things you know and well thats what the story was all about an ape shit engineer with a funky mask and freaky alien magic zombie pirates and there was this chikc but she was kinda crazy too so it the crazy ape shit engineer dude had to clean the kitchen and toilet

    Punctuations are overrated can you read the story and live. Mwhahahahaha.

    #651 5 years ago
  652. Raining_Upwards

    670

    #652 5 years ago
  653. mington

    google wordpress similes

    #653 5 years ago
  654. Madeira

    Dead Space 2 sucks

    #654 5 years ago
  655. Suzurioshi

    662

    #655 5 years ago
  656. Raining_Upwards

    678

    #656 5 years ago
  657. Raining_Upwards

    Dead space 2 sucks?

    #657 5 years ago
  658. Thientje

    nicuuuuuuh

    #658 5 years ago
  659. crackdude

    682

    #659 5 years ago
  660. lasttroy

    thx for the info xxhouse.

    I talk five languages, russian included xDD

    All the others, can go to home xDD

    #660 5 years ago
  661. mington

    i sat on a spoon of anthrax

    #661 5 years ago
  662. crackdude

    lol i’m so 666

    #662 5 years ago
  663. Raining_Upwards

    10/10!!

    #663 5 years ago
  664. Thientje

    BS2!!!!!!!!!!!

    #664 5 years ago
  665. tsubasaozora10

    bro, i’m helping you ;P

    #665 5 years ago
  666. mington

    14mins you fuck bag

    #666 5 years ago
  667. Raining_Upwards

    Or not

    #667 5 years ago
  668. crackdude

    if this was dante’s inferno i’d won

    #668 5 years ago
  669. Raining_Upwards

    PS3

    #669 5 years ago
  670. Mattigan

    Helloooo?

    #670 5 years ago
  671. Raining_Upwards

    And

    #671 5 years ago
  672. Yoshi

    I got a feeling tonights guna be a goooood now wooooooohooooooo

    #672 5 years ago
  673. Thientje

    omgomgmogmfg

    #673 5 years ago
  674. FadeLive

    @Madeira

    Duuuuude you went to the future and played Dead Space 2? Damnit now I totally want a time machine too. Im thinking im gonna make the time machine in a car. A car that can fly and has funky doors!

    #674 5 years ago
  675. ninjanutta2

    woot….

    #675 5 years ago
  676. Suzurioshi

    682

    #676 5 years ago
  677. Suzurioshi

    686

    #677 5 years ago
  678. whoelse

    blah blah blah

    #678 5 years ago
  679. Raining_Upwards

    686

    #679 5 years ago
  680. Suzurioshi

    too fast !! xD

    #680 5 years ago
  681. Mattigan

    srtgh

    #681 5 years ago
  682. lasttroy

    Need Bioshock 2…
    Need to inject plasmids into my veins

    #682 5 years ago
  683. Mattigan

    srthsrth

    #683 5 years ago
  684. Micmic

    Am I feeling lucky? Not really..

    #684 5 years ago
  685. FadeLive

    So its all about numbers ey. Fancy numbers well I suck at math so take that!

    #685 5 years ago
  686. Yoshi

    Ohhh seems like its speeding up a tad now

    #686 5 years ago
  687. mington

    why do i have so much trouble getting into my….

    #687 5 years ago
  688. tsubasaozora10

    724

    #688 5 years ago
  689. Raining_Upwards

    699

    #689 5 years ago
  690. Mattigan

    rthhh

    #690 5 years ago
  691. Suzurioshi

    693

    #691 5 years ago
  692. mington

    bananas

    #692 5 years ago
  693. Yoshi

    Becos your ment to unbutton your

    #693 5 years ago
  694. Raining_Upwards

    700!

    #694 5 years ago
  695. Moonwalker1982

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Eq2yg-dK5E&feature=player_embedded#

    Metro 20333, could be very promising. Coming out as soon as march already.

    #695 5 years ago
  696. mescalineeyes

    woah

    #696 5 years ago
  697. Suzurioshi

    oranges

    #697 5 years ago
  698. FadeLive

    Oranges

    #698 5 years ago
  699. mington

    tis, fuck off you leeching meat bags

    #699 5 years ago
  700. Micmic

    1

    #700 5 years ago
  701. Petulant Radish

    I’m going to watch some Sons of Anarchy S02 while waiting for this…

    #701 5 years ago
  702. Mattigan

    nearly there…

    #702 5 years ago
  703. FadeLive

    Damnit I got out-orange’d :o

    #703 5 years ago
  704. Raining_Upwards

    Bleh

    #704 5 years ago
  705. FadeLive

    Sons of Anarchy is such an awesume TV Show. :D

    #705 5 years ago
  706. Suzurioshi

    Lol

    #706 5 years ago
  707. mescalineeyes

    I have a good feeling about this one. I think I could win. Steroids imminent.

    #707 5 years ago
  708. mington

    bag of meat you are

    #708 5 years ago
  709. Mattigan

    3:)

    #709 5 years ago
  710. lasttroy

    70% made…
    only 30% more to know the winner

    #710 5 years ago
  711. Standard001

    I’m certain this will be some number between 712 and 730

    #711 5 years ago
  712. Suzurioshi

    723

    #712 5 years ago
  713. mington

    i have a good feeling to 10 mintill home time

    #713 5 years ago
  714. Dom26

    718

    #714 5 years ago
  715. Mattigan

    ggg

    #715 5 years ago
  716. Detale

    So are we trying to get this done quickly so Mington has a chance at winning. Only seems fair as he’s been here forever.

    #716 5 years ago
  717. Raining_Upwards

    727

    #717 5 years ago
  718. Standard001

    Wow I was right, amazing.

    #718 5 years ago
  719. killercow

    woah! i come back and bam 500 more

    #719 5 years ago
  720. mington

    keep you sticking meat i mean game

    #720 5 years ago
  721. Suzurioshi

    i think this would be the numeber between 1 and 1000

    #721 5 years ago
  722. Mattigan

    A horse walks into a bar….

    #722 5 years ago
  723. FadeLive

    This thread calls for a Team up a team of the best of sorts. Thats right im talking about Ice cream and funky stuff you but on ice cream.

    Bam!

    Ice Cream Shoe!

    #723 5 years ago
  724. Bleak Harvest

    Clearly I’ve got this in the bag.

    #724 5 years ago
  725. mington

    and the prize for the biggest donkey goes toooooo….

    #725 5 years ago
  726. Arnysyas

    getting closer

    #726 5 years ago
  727. Thientje

    yessss!!!!@@@@@

    #727 5 years ago
  728. Psychotext

    a

    #728 5 years ago
  729. Suzurioshi

    737

    #729 5 years ago
  730. Mattigan

    And the barman says…

    #730 5 years ago
  731. mington

    yeah! team up and we can share it

    I want the sleeve

    #731 5 years ago
  732. Psychotext

    b

    #732 5 years ago
  733. FadeLive

    So how about them video game consoles ey

    #733 5 years ago
  734. Suzurioshi

    740

    #734 5 years ago
  735. Raining_Upwards

    The wizards sleeve ming?

    #735 5 years ago
  736. Standard001

    123

    #736 5 years ago
  737. mington

    clearly you are a bag

    MEAT BAG

    #737 5 years ago
  738. Mattigan

    Why the long face.

    #738 5 years ago
  739. TravisTouchdown

    I don’t even have a record player.

    #739 5 years ago
  740. Arnysyas

    ;ivugckubvjhvkjhgvgvckhgvc

    #740 5 years ago
  741. The Benny

    Wakka wakka wakka.

    #741 5 years ago
  742. Suzurioshi

    i’m in class doing this !!! lol

    #742 5 years ago
  743. mington

    coz i’m a horse OK

    #743 5 years ago
  744. Detale

    I’ll have the hoodie then, if no-one else wants it.

    #744 5 years ago
  745. killercow

    750!

    #745 5 years ago
  746. Gheritt White

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KUmAphvThQ

    #746 5 years ago
  747. anjin

    finished yet?

    #747 5 years ago
  748. lasttroy

    testing …
    755

    #748 5 years ago
  749. Mattigan

    Did you hear the one about the Zen Buddhist at the hotdog stand….

    #749 5 years ago
  750. TravisTouchdown

    Where’s that RWG fella? I’d happily read through another 250 of his posts.

    #750 5 years ago
  751. anjin

    no :(

    #751 5 years ago
  752. mington

    mr ming

    #752 5 years ago
  753. Standard001

    1234

    #753 5 years ago
  754. lasttroy

    yeah! this program works fine xDD

    #754 5 years ago
  755. mington

    6mins till home time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #755 5 years ago
  756. Mattigan

    He asked the vendor to make him one with everything.

    #756 5 years ago
  757. anjin

    56789

    #757 5 years ago
  758. Moonwalker1982

    ?ekoj emal a tsuj saw siht lla fi ynnuf eb ti t’ndluow

    #758 5 years ago
  759. Standard001

    12345

    #759 5 years ago
  760. FadeLive

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaow

    #760 5 years ago
  761. mington

    i’m a so gonna….drive home

    #761 5 years ago
  762. Suzurioshi

    769

    #762 5 years ago
  763. Yoshi

    Wow its going alot faster now haha

    #763 5 years ago
  764. Mattigan

    Have you heard the one about the gay cowboy?

    #764 5 years ago
  765. Suzurioshi

    772

    #765 5 years ago
  766. Psychotext

    Site starting to crumble…

    #766 5 years ago
  767. Yoshi

    Have you heard about the muffin man?

    #767 5 years ago
  768. mington

    4mins flesh sack (a variation on meat bag)

    #768 5 years ago
  769. FadeLive

    So once upon a time there was this…

    #769 5 years ago
  770. Mattigan

    He rode into town and shot up the Sheriff.

    #770 5 years ago
  771. TravisTouchdown

    It can’t last until the thousand, can it?

    #771 5 years ago
  772. mington

    REMEMBER WHO EVER WINS

    THE WIZARDS SLEEVE IS MINE

    #772 5 years ago
  773. Mattigan

    BINGO

    #773 5 years ago
  774. Mr-Brett

    Bioshank 2

    #774 5 years ago
  775. mington

    juicy

    #775 5 years ago
  776. TravisTouchdown

    Keep on truckin’.

    #776 5 years ago
  777. jkoz

    The Vinyl is the big thing I want!

    #777 5 years ago
  778. Insodp

    la la la la

    #778 5 years ago
  779. xxhouse

    tadadada

    #779 5 years ago
  780. Mattigan

    Why was the sand wet?

    #780 5 years ago
  781. TravisTouchdown

    #781 5 years ago
  782. Standard001

    123456

    #782 5 years ago
  783. Suzurioshi

    792

    #783 5 years ago
  784. sweetasman01

    yo

    #784 5 years ago
  785. The Benny

    Almost to the final 200.

    #785 5 years ago
  786. mington

    um

    #786 5 years ago
  787. Mattigan

    Because the seaweed

    #787 5 years ago
  788. 16 Feet Pauly

    that’s logic since the box has the size of the vinyl you can assume it’s the biggest thing inside!! :P

    #788 5 years ago
  789. TravisTouchdown

    Because the sea weed!

    #789 5 years ago
  790. Madeira

    800

    #790 5 years ago
  791. Psychotext

    /prods hamster

    #791 5 years ago
  792. mington

    http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/d/d0/Screw-you-guys-im-going-home-102108-1.jpg

    #792 5 years ago
  793. Arnysyas

    I know that noone gonna read this but I don’t care because it just nothing but moments of boredom so don’t laugh but no one will laugh because noone will read you know what like that it just something like those noone can say why because they won’t read anyway because of the cause that made my life reasonable so that this long comment is just for wasting my long and unreliable time waiting fir a chancre this

    #793 5 years ago
  794. Mattigan

    I would make a joke about Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle…

    #794 5 years ago
  795. TravisTouchdown

    800, that’s enough, isn’t it?

    #795 5 years ago
  796. lasttroy

    17 pages of answers :O

    #796 5 years ago
  797. ninjanutta2

    getting closer

    #797 5 years ago
  798. Mr-Brett

    Bioshooter 2

    #798 5 years ago
  799. Raining_Upwards

    Close, but 807 now :P

    #799 5 years ago
  800. crackdude

    CLOSER CLOSER CLOSER

    #800 5 years ago
  801. Madeira

    820

    #801 5 years ago
  802. FadeLive

    While living in oblivion im enmassing some biotic shock effects while feeling the fallout

    #802 5 years ago
  803. Suzurioshi

    800

    #803 5 years ago
  804. Moonwalker1982

    I have a great Bulldog

    #804 5 years ago
  805. ninjanutta2

    getting closer now

    #805 5 years ago
  806. lycanblood

    i like free things!!

    #806 5 years ago
  807. TravisTouchdown

    What are we averaging here? 30 a minute? Not that many?

    #807 5 years ago
  808. Raining_Upwards

    FAIL

    #808 5 years ago
  809. Mattigan

    But I fear I may be Lepton…

    #809 5 years ago
  810. GloriouS

    811

    #810 5 years ago
  811. Madeira

    420!!!

    #811 5 years ago
  812. conk donk

    trying

    #812 5 years ago
  813. Insodp

    Going to fight ATLAS now!

    #813 5 years ago
  814. Arnysyas

    life isn’t like it used to be

    #814 5 years ago
  815. Suzurioshi

    830

    #815 5 years ago
  816. Raining_Upwards

    Who knows?

    #816 5 years ago
  817. lycanblood

    it is going faster now that we’re closer!

    #817 5 years ago
  818. jkoz

    #800. I read your comment.

    #818 5 years ago
  819. Raining_Upwards

    Go!

    #819 5 years ago
  820. Detale

    Not far now… nearly there.

    #820 5 years ago
  821. TravisTouchdown

    Where are we now…

    #821 5 years ago
  822. Mattigan

    Whould

    #822 5 years ago
  823. anjin

    4r4d4dr4d

    #823 5 years ago
  824. FadeLive

    113294412

    Thats a fancy long number right there

    #824 5 years ago
  825. Psychotext

    It burns.

    #825 5 years ago
  826. Arnysyas

    trying

    #826 5 years ago
  827. lycanblood

    give me the goods!

    #827 5 years ago
  828. Grashim

    Oh Yeah !

    #828 5 years ago
  829. Madeira

    pumpers > tumblers

    #829 5 years ago
  830. killercow

    830!

    #830 5 years ago
  831. TravisTouchdown

    Back in 5 then…

    #831 5 years ago
  832. Moonwalker1982

    That second indie special picture is disturbing…

    #832 5 years ago
  833. Pysk

    booyaa

    #833 5 years ago
  834. Mattigan

    You

    #834 5 years ago
  835. conk donk

    not long now then

    #835 5 years ago
  836. The Benny

    Things will start to speed up as we near the big 1,000, while the site will slow down…

    #836 5 years ago
  837. crackdude

    Hey mom I’m on VG247!!

    #837 5 years ago
  838. lycanblood

    did i win yet?

    #838 5 years ago
  839. Yoshi

    OMG less than 200 left

    #839 5 years ago
  840. jkoz

    This is going to end rather soon!

    #840 5 years ago
  841. sweetasman01

    can i has da ps3 version

    #841 5 years ago
  842. ninjanutta2

    he who controls the spice,,controls the universe

    #842 5 years ago
  843. Thientje

    yeah 1000!!

    #843 5 years ago
  844. Mr-Brett

    Biosock 2

    #844 5 years ago
  845. Arnysyas

    Grand Theft Auto: Episodes from Liberty City

    #845 5 years ago
  846. lasttroy

    everytime it goes faster…

    Every 10 minutes, 100 answers…

    #846 5 years ago
  847. Psychotext

    Go Go Go

    #847 5 years ago
  848. FadeLive

    Internets are scary stuff :(

    #848 5 years ago
  849. Mattigan

    kindly

    #849 5 years ago
  850. lycanblood

    150 and counting

    #850 5 years ago
  851. Thientje

    HOOOOOOOOOOLY

    #851 5 years ago
  852. The Benny

    Still, we should have it done before the Heavy Rain embargo ends.

    #852 5 years ago
  853. Madeira

    860

    #853 5 years ago
  854. TravisTouchdown

    kjhkjchkjchjkchkch

    #854 5 years ago
  855. crackdude

    I WILL END YOU

    #855 5 years ago
  856. Arnysyas

    woooow

    #856 5 years ago
  857. Grashim

    Oh this is good !

    #857 5 years ago
  858. Moonwalker1982

    Errrrrrrrrybody in the club gettin’ tipsy…..

    #858 5 years ago
  859. GloriouS

    150to go guys!

    #859 5 years ago
  860. xxhouse

    gooooooooooooo

    #860 5 years ago
  861. Psychotext

    Arrggghhhh

    #861 5 years ago
  862. lycanblood

    sweet!!

    #862 5 years ago
  863. Suzurioshi

    855

    #863 5 years ago
  864. Petulant Radish

    and 1000!!

    #864 5 years ago
  865. FadeLive

    Artifacting some facts

    #865 5 years ago
  866. yupyup

    Afternoon Delight

    #866 5 years ago
  867. Thientje

    434334343242343

    #867 5 years ago
  868. Madeira

    check that shit out ^^ 860

    #868 5 years ago
  869. Raining_Upwards

    Best of luck all!

    #869 5 years ago
  870. Psychotext

    MOTHERLAND

    #870 5 years ago
  871. Mattigan

    fyjukdru

    #871 5 years ago
  872. Mr-Brett

    Site taking some strain?

    #872 5 years ago
  873. The Benny

    “Would you kindly make it quick?”

    #873 5 years ago
  874. TravisTouchdown

    It will happen at 4:39pm. You watch.

    #874 5 years ago
  875. ninjanutta2

    would you kindly get a move on

    #875 5 years ago
  876. Psychotext

    Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers

    #876 5 years ago
  877. jkoz

    [!]

    #877 5 years ago
  878. GloriouS

    come on guys

    #878 5 years ago
  879. conk donk

    very slow for me now

    #879 5 years ago
  880. Suzurioshi

    862

    #880 5 years ago
  881. lycanblood

    lycanblood wins!!

    #881 5 years ago
  882. jkoz

    Crash goes the site!

    #882 5 years ago
  883. Thientje

    omg!!!!!!

    #883 5 years ago
  884. Arnysyas

    this game rocks

    #884 5 years ago
  885. Petulant Radish

    Fuck luck for everyone else, I want it. Screw you all! In a nice way of course, I’m not uncouth.

    #885 5 years ago
  886. Standard001

    1234567

    #886 5 years ago
  887. Grashim

    Somewhere, beyond the sea…

    #887 5 years ago
  888. killercow

    final rush!

    #888 5 years ago
  889. Detale

    Blimey, everyone’s coming out of the woodwork.

    #889 5 years ago
  890. Madeira

    man’s game

    #890 5 years ago
  891. FadeLive

    Lalalalalalalalalala. BooooooYah

    #891 5 years ago
  892. subaruwrc555

    2012 is coming!!!!! the end is near. lolll

    #892 5 years ago
  893. Psychotext

    BZZZZZZZT

    #893 5 years ago
  894. Mr-Brett

    Can I haz it plz?

    #894 5 years ago
  895. lycanblood

    i hope Madeira wins

    #895 5 years ago
  896. crackdude

    I’m Italian!

    #896 5 years ago
  897. 16 Feet Pauly

    potverpielekes!!

    #897 5 years ago
  898. The Benny

    She’s buckling!! Database errors!

    #898 5 years ago
  899. ninjanutta2

    I keel you!!!!!!

    #899 5 years ago
  900. Yoshi

    Did i win…?

    #900 5 years ago
  901. Thientje

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    #901 5 years ago
  902. jkoz

    !!

    #902 5 years ago
  903. conk donk

    closer now

    #903 5 years ago
  904. Patrick Garratt

    I wish you’d all fucking hurry up. You’re breaking my website :)

    #904 5 years ago
  905. GloriouS

    900 now

    #905 5 years ago
  906. Arnysyas

    Biosock 2

    #906 5 years ago
  907. Ghost_Dog

    …just… refreshing… the… page……..

    #907 5 years ago
  908. Brodrood

    commentan

    #908 5 years ago
  909. xxhouse

    yeeeeeeh

    #909 5 years ago
  910. JonFE

    1000?

    #910 5 years ago
  911. Grashim

    …and watching the ship…

    #911 5 years ago
  912. Psychotext

    Oh god, what have you done?!?!

    #912 5 years ago
  913. Standard001

    12345678

    #913 5 years ago
  914. Madeira

    db error!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #914 5 years ago
  915. sweetasman01

    http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-shock-and-awe-kittens.jpg

    #915 5 years ago
  916. lasttroy

    lucky lucky lucky

    1000

    #916 5 years ago
  917. Suzurioshi

    I want!!!!

    #917 5 years ago
  918. The Benny

    The poor server. Pat mistreats her so :(

    #918 5 years ago
  919. Dom26

    Bioshock 2 must be awesome.

    #919 5 years ago
  920. Raining_Upwards

    Get better servers! :P

    #920 5 years ago
  921. Thientje

    yeahhh

    #921 5 years ago
  922. crackdude

    FOR YOU MARIA

    #922 5 years ago
  923. 16 Feet Pauly

    potverpielekes!! 1000

    #923 5 years ago
  924. The Benny

    Wooohhhooooohhhhhoooooo…

    #924 5 years ago
  925. ninjanutta2

    bioshock wooooooootttttttttttttttttt

    #925 5 years ago
  926. lycanblood

    it’s me!!!

    #926 5 years ago
  927. subaruwrc555

    2 minutes to go!

    #927 5 years ago
  928. Psychotext

    Pure insanity.

    #928 5 years ago
  929. tsubasaozora10

    go go power rangers!

    #929 5 years ago
  930. INDIGO

    soylent green is people

    #930 5 years ago
  931. Arnysyas

    hope it’s me

    #931 5 years ago
  932. Petulant Radish

    come on me!

    #932 5 years ago
  933. Thientje

    ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!

    #933 5 years ago
  934. Grashim

    Be smart, don’t start !

    #934 5 years ago
  935. conk donk

    crashing now

    #935 5 years ago
  936. jkoz

    Laaaaaaaggggg. Lol. So slow now. I wanna win!

    #936 5 years ago
  937. conk donk

    This is my attempt no. 1

    #937 5 years ago
  938. Psychotext

    Raaaaarrgghhh

    #938 5 years ago
  939. Frank Lester

    Winezzzz

    #939 5 years ago
  940. Dom26

    Bioshock 2 must be awesome!

    #940 5 years ago
  941. tsubasaozora10

    are we there yet?

    #941 5 years ago
  942. FadeLive

    The Fade Strikes Again Soon

    #942 5 years ago
  943. Ghost_Dog

    Yeah 1000!!!

    #943 5 years ago
  944. Psychotext

    Deathrattle

    #944 5 years ago
  945. Mattigan

    Heloooooooo

    #945 5 years ago
  946. TravisTouchdown

    It can’t handle it, can it?

    #946 5 years ago
  947. Standard001

    123456789

    #947 5 years ago
  948. lasttroy

    lucky lucky lucky lucky

    1000

    #948 5 years ago
  949. JonFE

    I love the sound of a site crashing down…

    #949 5 years ago
  950. Pysk

    CLOSE!!!

    #950 5 years ago
  951. Psychotext

    My my my

    #951 5 years ago
  952. Moonwalker1982

    This reminds me of my country last year. There was this site that was gonna take orders so that people got free pizzas. But the time came and you tried to order a pizza…the whole site was down. LOL! Just a freaking pizza though…..

    #952 5 years ago
  953. killercow

    close!

    #953 5 years ago
  954. soqquatto

    are we there yet?

    #954 5 years ago
  955. jkoz

    Oh man we’re gettin there!

    #955 5 years ago
  956. The Benny

    First!

    #956 5 years ago
  957. Thientje

    IT SON!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #957 5 years ago
  958. anjin

    server is falling over

    #958 5 years ago
  959. Arnysyas

    slooooooooooooooooooooooooowoooooooooooooooooooooo

    #959 5 years ago
  960. GloriouS

    am i close?

    #960 5 years ago
  961. conk donk

    This is attempt no 1.

    #961 5 years ago
  962. crackdude

    this is it

    #962 5 years ago
  963. yupyup

    Errrrrrrrryboy in the club gettin’ pissy..

    #963 5 years ago
  964. jkoz

    I predict I’ll be 977

    #964 5 years ago
  965. lycanblood

    and this is the winner!!

    #965 5 years ago
  966. lasttroy

    lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky

    1000

    #966 5 years ago
  967. subaruwrc555

    BENFIIIIIIICA!

    #967 5 years ago
  968. Petulant Radish

    And I meant go me, don’t ejaculate on me, sick minded freaks. Give me Bioshock 2, I’m poor and there are wolves after me.

    #968 5 years ago
  969. ninjanutta2

    i want it

    #969 5 years ago
  970. Yoshi

    WIN?

    #970 5 years ago
  971. TravisTouchdown

    Almost there …. almost there ….

    #971 5 years ago
  972. Mr-Brett

    servers failing!

    #972 5 years ago
  973. sweetasman01

    iwinner

    #973 5 years ago
  974. Dom26

    Bioshock 2 must be awesome.!!

    #974 5 years ago
  975. Madeira

    1000

    #975 5 years ago
  976. tsubasaozora10

    NOW!

    #976 5 years ago
  977. Mattigan

    twinkle

    #977 5 years ago
  978. Thientje

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA@@@@@@@@@@@@@

    #978 5 years ago
  979. lasttroy

    lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky

    1000

    #979 5 years ago
  980. Micmic

    nope

    #980 5 years ago
  981. whoelse

    is it me you’re looking for?

    #981 5 years ago
  982. FadeLive

    The Fade Strikes Again

    #982 5 years ago
  983. GloriouS

    congrats winner! BioShock is a great game! Especially the CE!

    #983 5 years ago
  984. TravisTouchdown

    !!!!

    #984 5 years ago
  985. anjin

    try again

    #985 5 years ago
  986. Insodp

    Benfica lol, who knows 2*

    #986 5 years ago
  987. The Benny

    Almost there :O

    #987 5 years ago
  988. Thientje

    OMFG 10000

    #988 5 years ago
  989. Arnysyas

    Google Buzz!

    #989 5 years ago
  990. crackdude

    I’m gay!

    #990 5 years ago
  991. lycanblood

    giggity

    #991 5 years ago
  992. Dom26

    Almost there! Come on.

    #992 5 years ago
  993. jkoz

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #993 5 years ago
  994. conk donk

    attempt 2

    #994 5 years ago
  995. The1stMJC

    worth a shot I guess

    #995 5 years ago
  996. subaruwrc555

    GO GO GO!

    #996 5 years ago
  997. GloriouS

    too bad :(

    #997 5 years ago
  998. Frank Lester

    Winezzzz4

    #998 5 years ago
  999. Ghost_Dog

    Crap!

    #999 5 years ago
  1000. tsubasaozora10

    1000!

    #1000 5 years ago
  1001. ninjanutta2

    i winnn yessss

    #1001 5 years ago
  1002. JonFE

    Are we there yet?

    #1002 5 years ago
  1003. Psychotext

    :(

    #1003 5 years ago
  1004. Mattigan

    ugpig9p

    #1004 5 years ago
  1005. Mr-Brett

    me?

    #1005 5 years ago
  1006. Raining_Upwards

    But

    #1006 5 years ago
  1007. lasttroy

    lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky

    1000

    #1007 5 years ago
  1008. Petulant Radish

    I won!!

    #1008 5 years ago
  1009. lochnesssnowman

    Server dead.

    #1009 5 years ago
  1010. Dom26

    Go!

    #1010 5 years ago
  1011. Thientje

    NOW!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

    #1011 5 years ago
  1012. Raining_Upwards

    For

    #1012 5 years ago
  1013. Frank Lester

    winnnnn22

    #1013 5 years ago
  1014. Frank Lester

    winnn111

    #1014 5 years ago
  1015. GloriouS

    pfew close close! :P

    #1015 5 years ago
  1016. Standard001

    1234567899

    #1016 5 years ago
  1017. Thientje

    FUCK!!!

    #1017 5 years ago
  1018. Raining_Upwards

    Win!

    #1018 5 years ago
  1019. Frank Lester

    winnnnn22222

    #1019 5 years ago
  1020. 16 Feet Pauly

    potverpielekes!! 1000 ghenk!

    #1020 5 years ago
  1021. crackdude

    FUCK SO CLOSE

    #1021 5 years ago
  1022. Raining_Upwards

    Stop!

    #1022 5 years ago
  1023. TravisTouchdown

    And with the extraodinary “giggity,”, he nails it! Congratulations Mr. Blood!

    #1023 5 years ago
  1024. Grashim

    You know why ?

    #1024 5 years ago
  1025. Frank Lester

    winnnnn2222

    #1025 5 years ago
  1026. ninjanutta2

    who won then

    #1026 5 years ago
  1027. Bodger

    WINNER!!

    #1027 5 years ago
  1028. Brodrood

    MINE

    #1028 5 years ago
  1029. anjin

    I think we broke it

    #1029 5 years ago
  1030. Patrick Garratt

    Congrats, lycanblood! Email your address to patrick [at] vg247.com!

    #1030 5 years ago
  1031. Petulant Radish

    I would have been 100th if I was Satan.

    #1031 5 years ago
  1032. lasttroy

    licanblood win…

    #1032 5 years ago
  1033. yupyup

    GIVEITTOMEPATRICK

    #1033 5 years ago
  1034. The Benny

    Congratulations, lycanblood :D

    #1034 5 years ago
  1035. lycanblood

    holy crap….I actually won!!!

    #1035 5 years ago
  1036. Yoshi

    OH SON OF A B**TCH!!! lol i wasted 3hours on here and didnt even win DAMIT

    #1036 5 years ago
  1037. yupyup

    My spesh edition already arrived so I’m not bothered :D

    *Was going to give his to a somewhat regulard*

    #1037 5 years ago
  1038. anjin

    Well I think we can all agree I deserved it most

    So I’ll take the moral victory

    #1038 5 years ago
  1039. NinjaMidget

    epic win right there! your “giggity” was well placed, congrats!

    #1039 5 years ago
  1040. crackdude

    I shouted an epic “I’m gay!” @ #999. Fun times :DD

    congrats to the winrar! ;D

    #1040 5 years ago
  1041. Psychotext

    Congrats etc. :)

    #1041 5 years ago
  1042. jkoz

    TWO OFF! GAHH

    #1042 5 years ago
  1043. Johnny Cullen

    Oh yupyup, how sweet of you.

    However, I got it last, so you’re alright. :P

    #1043 5 years ago
  1044. dks2009

    arrrghhh xD

    #1044 5 years ago
  1045. Delds

    Comment

    #1045 5 years ago
  1046. mescalineeyes

    test 1 2 3

    #1046 5 years ago
  1047. Yoshi

    Congrats btw you can stop posting useless comments now people haha

    #1047 5 years ago
  1048. Moonwalker1982

    Congratulations!!!!!

    #1048 5 years ago
  1049. kdogg

    I throw poo at all of you!

    #1049 5 years ago
  1050. MasterChiefFenix

    congrats to 59th commenter ago ;]

    #1050 5 years ago
  1051. onlineatron

    @Yoshi

    I don’t think you’ve got a leg to stand on there… remember our infamous Brutal Legend convo back in October :P

    #1051 5 years ago

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  • Elite: Dangerous is getting Community Goals with update 1.1 – all the details

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  • Sunset Overdrive, Skyrim and Dead Rising 3 highlight this week’s Deals with Gold

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  • Survarium: 10,000 FREE Premium account keys to give away

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  • “I don’t like people thinking we’re doing underhanded, dirty shit,” says Evolve dev

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  • Clock Tower spiritual successor Night Cry gets first screens

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  • Tekken X Street Fighter is still happening, 40 people working on it

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  • From Game of Thrones to Borderlands: all of Telltale’s adventure games rated

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  • There is probably a new Battletoads game coming

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  • Here’s a short, 60fps trailer for DmC: Definitive Edition

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  • Xbox One to PC streaming targeting 1080p, 60fps

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  • Microsoft is looking at offering PC to Xbox streaming

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  • Watch John Romero play Doom

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  • World of Speed has gotten fairly pretty over the past year

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  • Minecraft user data leaked in plain text – change your passwords

    Minecraft users should change their passwords and those of any accounts using the same log-in details. Minecraft’s user data servers have apparently been compromised, with user names and passwords leaked online in plain text. 1,800 Mojang accounts were affected. The news comes via German source Heise and The Guardian and has been treated quite seriously […]

  • Resident Evil: The Final Chapter will commence filming in August

    The sixth Resident Evil movie is back on track. Resident Evil: The Final Chapter will begin filming in August, having been delayed to accomodate star Milla Jovovich’s pregnancy. In a Facebook post, Jovovich said she’s currently being very mindful of gaining enough weight to ensure a healthy birth for her second child, without the risk […]

  • Nintendo bosses “do not really understand modern gaming”, says former executive

    Former Nintendo executive Dan Adelman has provided frank insight into the Japanese platform holder’s inner workings. Adelman, who was one of Nintendo’s most important developer liaisons, left in August 2014. One of the first things he did was say that Nintendo had issued a gag order on his social media use, and shortly thereafter called […]

  • Sony’s 10% apology discount doesn’t apply to pre-orders

    Sony has updated the terms and conditions of its apology discount to exclude pre-orders. PSN members have been offered a 10% discount voucher as an apology for downtime over the holidays due to DDoS attacks. In an update to the PlayStation Blog announcement post, Sony clarified that you can’t use this for pre-orders. So. That […]

  • 343 to beta test Halo: The Master Chief Collection matchmaking fix

    Halo: The Master Chief Collection is still broken, believe it or not. The next Halo: The Master Chief Collection update is, like most of the others so far, designed to resolve the shooter collection’s ongoing matchmaking woes. 343 Industries is determined to get it right, apparently, as it’s gone so far as to elect to […]

  • Here’s the release schedule for Star Citizen’s story and first-person modules

    Star Citizen lead Chris Roberts has shared release windows for several modules of the space simulation sandbox. Star Citizen was the focus of a BAFTA Masterclass presentation yesterday, during which Roberts outlined the game’s current development milestone goals. Polygon captured the details. The first person shooter, planetside and social elements on the game are expected […]

  • Destiny: Crota’s End Hard Mode has already been beaten

    Destiny’s toughest challenge got extra tough today, but a troop of willing Guardians stepped up to the line of duty. Destiny developer Bungie has verified the identities of the first Guardians to beat hard mode for the Crota’s End raid, which launched earlier today. Bungie User Research has confirmed the World First finishers for the […]

  • All maps and modes for Battlefield Hardline detailed

    A third map and mode has been announced for Battlefield Hardline which means all modes and maps have been revealed. The new mode is Crosshair, a second competitive mode in which a former criminal “turned state’s witness” is on the run. His former buddies, who are criminals, are trying to kill him and the cops […]

  • Alien: Isolation has sold over 1 million copies

    Alien: Isolation has sold over 1 million copies, Creative Assembly and SEGA announced today, and probably in joyous fashion, although PR mails never denote the writer’s mood. The quote included from creative lead, Alistair Hope does sound as though he is super pleased with the milestone. “It has been fantastic to watch the reviews come […]

  • Fable Legends launching on PC alongside Xbox One with cross-platform play

    Fable Legends was announced for PC today during Microsoft’s Windows 10 event, along with the news it would contain cross-platform play with Xbox One. The game will allow you to play with up to four of your friends online across both platforms. A video from the team at Lionhead, which goes into more detail, was […]

  • Parkour pioneer David Belle acted as a consultant on Dying Light

    It has been announced that actor, stunt coordinator and leading pioneer of Parkour, David Belle, consulted on Dying Light in order to bring authentic parkour to the game. According to a press release sent over by Techland, the development team worked with Belle to “verify the depiction of parkour” in the game as well as […]