Mon, Jan 25, 2010 | 17:13 GMT
Mass Effect 2 sex scenes get out

Videos of the sex scenes from Mass Effect 2 have finally made their way onto the internet.
Earlier, there was scenes from the game which featured the male Shepard getting it on with Project Zero and even Tali.
We sadly don’t know how the latter acted out, somewhat, considering EA pulled the videos before we could view them.
However, the scene with Miranda is still available. Find it below, thanks to TSA.
The BioWare epic is out tomorrow in the US and Friday in the UK for 360 and PC.
The first reviews came in this morning, along with the accidental release of free DLC, which has since been pulled.


22 comments
#1
mojo
25/01/10, 5:15 pm
well rendered boobs
#2
The Hindle
25/01/10, 5:20 pm
Can you imagine if yer missus walks in whilst this is on youre gonna get some weird looks
#3
Psychotext
25/01/10, 5:24 pm
Spoilerseseseseses
#4
Razor
25/01/10, 5:26 pm
Posted as “Hot”. Oh, the irony.
Nice bra she’s wearing, I have to say.
#5
Eregol
25/01/10, 5:28 pm
No out of bra shots?
Dammit. My money goes to Heavy Rain!!!!
#6
shamblemonkee
25/01/10, 5:49 pm
extreme uncanny valley watching that. about as romantic as the Team America sex scene.
#7
SniperWolf
25/01/10, 6:15 pm
what is that all
really?
#8
Mr Tom
25/01/10, 6:29 pm
The valley is so uncanny!
#9
Aimless
25/01/10, 6:35 pm
Well SniperWolf, when a man and a woman love each other very much they long for a certain kind of physical intimacy. Unfortunately most people that love Yvonne Strahovski don’t exactly have their feelings reciprocated, so they have to make do with virtual voyeurism.
#10
revolting
25/01/10, 7:56 pm
Tali? How very Phantom Menace of Shepard. “They’ve gone up the ventilation shaft!”
#11
Gekidami
25/01/10, 8:09 pm
Do we actually get to see Tali without her mask in the scene with her then?
#12
Michael O’Connor
25/01/10, 8:58 pm
“Do we actually get to see Tali without her mask in the scene with her then?”
I’m very tempted to spoil this… lets just say the Tali scene is more tender than one might expect.
#13
Gekidami
25/01/10, 9:42 pm
“More tender”? I’m going to assume thats ‘tender’ as in softer. And more softer then the one in that video up there probably means that not even a glove comes off.
#14
Michael O’Connor
25/01/10, 9:53 pm
Yes, softer. And surprisingly romantic, considering the circumstances. =P
#15
Uncontested
26/01/10, 12:10 am
Wish this was getting a midnight release.. bah gotta wait till tomorrow morning to get this game.
#16
frostquake
26/01/10, 4:47 am
Considering I am married and have sex almost every night with a “Real” woman, this means nothing to me.
This is funny..its a rated M game yet You Tube considers animated sex rated G…go figure..ROFL.
OH…and since my wife is a gamer chic…Walking in the room and seeing this scene means nothing to her…Just like me walking in on her Dragon Age character having sex with Alistair..
There must be a ton of underager’s out there who think this is giggling hot stuff…
Could careless as long as it doesn’t interrupt the flow of the game.
Now if you want a Real Game..Buy, Donkey Punch for the Wii. The Game comes with a soft punching glove that goes over the Wii-mote, and soft Beanie for your partner..WOO HOO!! ROFL
#17
Psychotext
26/01/10, 4:49 am
You can’t be married if you’re having sex almost every night.
Unless…
#18
frostquake
26/01/10, 5:25 am
Things do slow down Psycho as you get older..but they make little blue pills for that now..LOL…Then instead of punching the darn thing to come up, your punching the darn thing to go down, so ya don’t have to go to the ER…Though its nice to hear the woman say she has had enough for a change instead of wanting you to go on and on…ROFL..
Maybe that is what Shepard Takes in Mass E2..LOL
Though I NEVER leave my underwear on, when getting it on, and neither does she…Dragon Age and Mass E2 are creating a bunch of Sex Noobs who are going to leave their underwear on when they are getting it on..BOM CHICA WOW WOW
#19
Johnny Cullen
26/01/10, 5:28 am
What the fuck has this shit turned into? Loose Women?
:D
#20
Psychotext
26/01/10, 10:12 am
\o/
#21
Stephany Nunneley
26/01/10, 2:27 pm
Wow.Shepard looks like he could really not be bothered – he’s so stiff in the neck and all.
And here I thought men were only mechanical and expressionless in real-life.
/ducks and runs
#22
Blerk
26/01/10, 2:34 pm
There’s his issue for you right there – he’s stiff in the neck. Guess the space Viagra got stuck in his throat or something.