Judge skips work for Modern Warfare 2

You honestly couldn't make this up.

The Times has up the story of Will, who lined up outside a HMV for a midnight launch of Modern Warfare 2 two weeks ago.

But here is the kicker, which makes him different from everyone else - he is a judge. The night after the launch, he feigned sickness to get off and play the game all day. Because of that, it held up a pending trial.

"[It was] like Charlie waiting outside the chocolate factory," said Will, speaking out on the launch.

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