Fri, Nov 20, 2009 | 02:47 GMT

First No More Heroes: Heroes Paradise screens are presented in glorious next-gen-o-vision

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The first screens of Grasshopper’s Xbox 360/PS3 port of No More Heroes have materialized, and we must admit, the game cleans up quite nicely.

We’re gonna miss vigorously shaking the Wii-Mote to recharge our beam sabers, though. Oh well, with all these newly de-clothed women frolicking about (seriously, it’s a new game mode), we’re sure a suitable replacement will pop up in no time.

No, not that, you pervs! We mean, like, a TV remote or something. Because we’ll… want to turn up the TV volume at some point perhaps? Yeah, let’s go with that.

Check out all the screens over at Kotaku.

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7 comments

Dannybuoy
20/11/09, 7:13 am

Not sure how I feel about this games now-gen re-release. I owned it on wii and never really got into it so ebayed it. Not sure what it was but I found it quite boring and also riding about town on a bike with all the handling of a whalrus seriously made it frustrating. Will I buy again? I think I’ll pass

mescalineeyes
20/11/09, 8:31 am

for fairness’ sake, joystiq had the screenshots first, and the far superior picture viewer:

http://www.joystiq.com/photos/no-more-heroes-heroes-paradise-ps3-xbox-360/

Blerk
20/11/09, 8:39 am

Hmm.

evilashchris
20/11/09, 8:58 am

Most importantly, is this going to have blood or pixels?

Tonka
20/11/09, 9:13 am

MAgic 8-BAll says “Both”

Blerk
20/11/09, 9:20 am

I’m thinking ‘BONUS ADDED GORE’.

Michael O’Connor
20/11/09, 9:22 am