Bible Navigator X coming to Xbox Live

Save us, Jebus!

LMFAO! I almost used the Simpsons pic of the last supper spoof in Moe’s bar.

http://www.johncoulthart.com/feuilleton/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/simpsons.jpg

Will you still have to read it? Or can you just claim whatever suits you.

PS: I see you Latin has improved, Steph.

That’s a damn… uhh… darn sight more advertising than most Indie Games get.

I bet it’ll easily top the sales for the week it’s released.

@ Syrok

Spoiler: Jesus dies.

Très bon Pysk I presume it concerns only the US.

@ Pysk
Jesus dies? if you read the bible he rises from death.. FAIL!

And the Indie Store *still* isn’t available in Ireland. Which is frankly retarded.

How odd. You have the ESRB in Ireland right? So it’s not that which is holding it up.

Ireland has PEGI like everyone else. :S

Unless you mean our version of the BBFC, cant mind the name.

We don’t have the ESRB in Europe, Psycho. We have PEGI.

Ireland has PEGI though, so that can’t be it.

Ban this sick filth.

I can’t actually remember the name of the board… but it’s the reason you have to play Indie Games online (they get around not having ratings via the loophole of “Game Experience May Change During Online Play”).

I have to say I like the idea something consoles are worth having

Billy-Joe you reading your scriptures? ….quicly turns off Gears…. Yes momma!

400 ms points? holy shit.

Developer rumoured to be taking the a POP approach and have the New Testament as key-unlockable DLC. Sacrilege :O

The whole “xbox isn’t secular entertainment anymore” has me confused. Pimping out the bible on the 360 in the hope you get some agnostics to sign up doesn’t get the console a blessing from god. That’d be like porn shops stacking The New Testement next to Anal Angels and saying Hey whacking off isnn’t secular entertainment anymore”

400MS points is essentially a fiver.

A fiver for text most Christians have anyway in a much less convenient form that is actually harder to read.

You can get a print pocket Bible for sub 5 quid, I just looked on Amazon.

Shit, I’ve got at least two Bibles and I’m not even Christian.

This is the sort of shit Christians will lap up to feel more Christian though, so have at it.

I have no bibles.

They tend to burst into flame when I touch them. I’ve never really understood that.

So Micro$oft doesn’t allow anybody to mention their sexuality on their account, nor do they allow the mentioning of political/religious views, but they will sell a bible for 400 M$points?

I understand only those who are interested will purchase it, but really? Call me blind, but WTF are Microsoft doing?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Rapist scum.

Oh and also, what’s the Indie Channel, where’s that then?

Am I missing something?

@ Scyrenn.. I believe the Indie Games is only available to those in the US. Anyone else wishing to access it will have to go against the ToU and create a fake US account. Not that I have, but just saying.

At the moment I think it’s just these countries:

Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, Singapore, Spain, Sweden, United Kingdom, United States

The bible contains far more violence than Modern Warfare 2. Let’s see the Daily Mail* and some pious, self-righteous MPs complain about this one.

* fact of the day: moral guardians “The Daily Mail” and its proprietors (the Rothermeres) supported Adolf Hitler and the Nazis in the 1930s. http://www.voiceoftheturtle.org/dictionary/dict_h1.php#hurrah

Micro$oft is going to hell trying to sell bible like that.. wtf Micro$soft thinks they are? the damn hell?

Its not even selling the Bible its a program that will help you read the damn thing. You can go to CHristian bookstore and they would charge you an arm and a leg for the same thing, there is no difference.

When’s the pagan stuff arriving? That always has more nudity.

Did they fix the bug where Jezus could only carry one Phoenix Down in his inventory? Combined with the instant kill cross level made the beta a bitt crap.

Put the Bible in the heading, and you’re automatically guaranteed at least 30 comments….lol